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Crazy Caption Photo No.161: "TobySnack"

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"We only needed three hot lunches made Toby." [Samwise]

Toby McChicken [Meaghan]

The "Portable Meals" Tour - now playing at a school cafeteria near you. [DJ Skillz]

TobySnack [Catherine R.]

tobyMac & Cheese [tRev]

Sortable Pounds [Indygus]

Sadly, Toby never noticed the child who ate the fifth item on everyone's tray. [SchwimmerGuy]

"I don't want to gain the whole world and lose my celery." [DanJ]

"Do we really need this much food for our picnic? It's just the three of us..." [Lulu]

"If he says, 'Give me that soulful gumbo,' one more time..." [sammykat]

"Yo Tob, don't you already got 11 other plates on this table?" [Jakers]

Toby MacNugget [Josh]

The recession was so bad, that not even the sale of tobyMac's new album could stop him from having to eat his meals at the local mission. [Riley]

"I was made to love food, I was made to find food, I was made just for food, made to adore food..." [ringettegirl]

"You mean I have to wear one of those weird hair nets?" [tera]

"Yes, my album was a flop. Now do you or don't you want celery?" [bennett] *winner*

"I'm supposed to be on stage NOW?!" [Theo]

"When people with cameras appeared all over the kitchen, Toby suddenly realized that his catering disguise did not work." [_JesusFanatic_]

"What?! I still have to do one hundred more?!" [Mary]

"Don't tell anyone, but I kept my day job" [Harry]

"And now we bring you some images from inside the secret bunker TobyMac has constructed to prepare for 2012." [ThePoster]

Toby realized it was time to feed his son when his ribs started to show through his shirt. [mars]

"Woke up this mornin', I didn't know what to do, there was people all around me, tellin' me to make them food..." [Sarah Katt]

"Well...um..if we gotta start somewhere why not here?" [RelientOwl]

Cookin' out the stereo system! [guitarguy5192]

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