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Crazy Caption Photo No.162: "Pranktus Real"

(pictured: Matt Hammitt and Chris Rohman of Sanctus Real / credit: Osuch Photos)
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"LEFT CHEEK! LEFT CHEEK! LEFT CHEEK!" [JoshJPC]

"Whoa! That's not where the plug goes, man!" [JLav]

It wouldn't be until after he made it back to his hotel room that night that he realized his wallet was missing... [Jeremy]

"Remember the old days when you just had to wind these guys up? Plugging them in is such a pain." [Tgtguy]

"Hold on, hold on. Im turning on the T-pain app." [Zakk]

Fourteen years later, Chris still didn't know how to work his amp. [Leela]

"I swear, the Glade commercial said you can plug it in anywhere!" [Clare]

Stopping in the middle of the song he remembered he needed to add another 25 cents for the concert to continue. [MatthewThiessenROCKS!!]

Pick-pocket tip #75: don't draw attention to yourself by singing into a microphone while you do it. [Samm]

"I'm lighting what's called a Rohman candle." [Natey]

"It's just a part of being a family, taking the good and the bad and a pantsing..." [Samman] *winner*

"O-M-G he used my Bedazzler AGAIN!" [lala:)]

"About to be lookin like a fool, with yo guitar on the ground!" [Maestro]

You put the amp cord in, you take the amp cord out! You glance up at your pal, and see he's foaming at the mouth... [purely hopeful]

"I said, NO MORE GUITARS!!!" [brzlnfrk]

Blatantly the worst game of "Pin the Tail on the Donkey".....ever [iseberg89]

He looks happy, but when they get off stage Matt's getting a long lecture. [RelientOwl]

"You guys ready for the pyrotechnics?!" [Remixedprotech]

"Just keep moving your fingers! I'll make guitar sounds with my voice." [Chad Ferguson]

Pranktus Real [dolphin]

"DUDE! what does this do? do you need it? can i have it?" [AC_ICE]

"Ah hah! That tickles! Oh... This is going on JFH isn't it..." [TheOneWithTheFoot]

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Music Out This Week


This Friday, October 24, 2025
ALBUMS
John Allan untitled EP [Centricity]
Dan Bremnes The Villain - EP [Curb]
Clear Convictions Endure [Resuscitation]
God Behind Bars Music Live From Angola Prison Vol. 1 [Provident]
Fepeste This World Ain't Mine to Change [Velvet Blue]
gio. FINE BY ME [Capitol CMG]
Brandon Lake Amazon Music Songline [Provident]
Tyson Motsenbocker Modern Worries [Tooth & Nail]
Smalltown Poets St. Augustine (independent)
Zahriya Zachary Rediscovery [Bethel]

SINGLES
29:11 Worship, Zion Rempel You Never Fail (feat. Emily Guy) - Single [DREAM]
Joe L Barnes Grief, Joy, Gratitude - Single [Provident]
Chad Cory, Zacardi Cortez My First Love (Remix) - Single [DREAM]
Leanna Crawford Beginning Of Your Grace - Single [Provident]
darthy Juniper Tree - Single [WieRok]
Emerson Day Midnight Hour - Single [Fair Trade]
Good Weather Forecast lows2highs - Single [DREAM]
Grace + Max Rich - Single [WieRok]
Jamie Macdonald You Can't Take My Song - Single [Capitol CMG]
Mercy Tribe Music The King is in the Room (feat. Ayiesha Woods) - Single (independent)
Mountains in the Sea You Never Fail (feat. Emily Guy) - Single [DREAM]
Seph Schlueter Already On The Way (feat. Benjamin William Hastings) - Single [Provident]
Tomb Slayer The Christmas Lamb (feat. Khristian Dentley & Sarah Whittemore) - Single [Tomb Slayer]
The Undertaking! All Smiles - Single (independent)

VINYL
Clear Convictions Endure [Resuscitation]

Next Friday, October 31, 2025
ALBUMS
Hope Deferred Darkness Remains [The Charon Collective]
Testimony of Apocalypse Agony in the Garden [Roxx Records]

SINGLES
Dreamers My Heart His Home - Single [DREAM]
Roxanne Grace Try Again - Single [DREAM]
Lock & Chi Do To Me - Single (independent)
John Long Simple Pursuit - Single (independent)
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