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Crazy Caption Photo No.160: "Dumpster Drowsin'"

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Sign that the recession's horrible #264: Even famous people can no longer afford hotel rooms. [crazycate]

"Ok, just ONE more time before I throw it away for good..." [Nelson] *winner*

Who knew dumpster diving was so exhausting? [romans5eightlane]

"I didn't think this is what they meant by 'living on the road.'" [FISHER]

Please adopt a Bandmember in need... [Davy]

"Not now, Garbage Guy! Five more minutes!" [SchwimmerGuy]

1: Cardboard Only. 2: Garbage Only. 3: Musicians Only. [BurningBlaze]

I guess this is when you know your band has finally hit rock bottom. [SkilletobyMac]

Poor Man's Country Club [Catherine]

Tryouts for the band Oh, Sleeper have taken a turn toward the strange. [jk84panhead]

"Awww.... Look at that poor homeless person. Hey, wait a second! Isn't he from that one band..." [Jason]

"So the whole 'band' thingy didn't work, huh?" [crouton raley]

"I was taking out the trash when a sudden wave of exhaustion struck me..." [DHlove]

Thinking back on it later that night, the band was SURE they had forgotten something, they just couldn't remember what... [Spirit_of_song]

"Myspace Girl, meet Mattress Guy." [Matthew Walker]

Dumpster Drowsin' [Andrew]

"Um, I don't think that beeping sound is your alarm clock..." [Tera]

For just the price of a cup of coffee a day, you too can support a Contemporary Christian Musician. [Super Sassquatch]

"Whipped cream?" "Check!" "Sharpie marker?" "Check!" "Getaway van?" "Check!" "Let's move in, boys..." [josh]

Little did he know that, moments later, the garbage truck would be making its daily rounds... [Candace]

Lebeda mattresses let you sleep comfortably - ANYWHERE! [Natalie]

"...and then I said the stupidest thing that a newlywed could say to his young wife: I said, 'I never said that.'" [ThatSouthPawChick]

This Weeks Winner
Nelson won a prerelease copy of Matt Maher's album, Alive Again (and an exclusive JFH "Caption Winner" button!)

 

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This Friday, December 5, 2025
ALBUMS
Leslie Jordan Memos - EP (independent)
JVKE & FORREST FRANK this is what christmas feels like [AWAL]
Knaladeus Never Left [Syntax]
Nunky Koma My All - EP [SOZO]
MATTHEWS The Darkest Light [Curb]

SINGLES
29:11 Worship Glory Glory - Single [DREAM]
99 APEX My Love - Double Single [Syntax]
B.Cooper Peace (feat. SIV) - Single [RMG Amplify]
Peter Burton Where Would I Be (feat. Matthew West) - Single [Integrity]
Cleansing Of The Temple Mary Did You Know? - Single [Rottweiler]
EJ Swavv, Edify, 1KChvcho Come From - Single [Syntax]
Alex Henry Foster City on Fire - Single [Hopeful Tragedy]
Heather Suzanne, Ian Austin Sleeping Child of Bethlehem - Single [Ocean House]
iNTELLECT, Procyse Lose Yourself - Single [Polished Arrow]
Living Again Dive Into - Single [Ocean House]
Myles Maestro New Life - Single [Syntax]
Ronnie Martin O Christmas Day - Single [Velvet Blue]
Seth Metoyer Flicker Of December - Single [Rottweiler/Broken Curfew]
Lexly Nirvana Honestamente ft. Manny Gee - Single [Syntax]
Q-FLO Heaven - Single [Syntax]
Run51 Good News (A Christmas Medley) - Single [DREAM]
Seventh Day Slumber You Say - Single [RockFest]
Tds Cam Scared Of The Beautiful - Single [Syntax]
VOTA Hold for Applause - Single (independent)
Zach Williams If God Lives Here (Live) - Single [Provident]
Yung Drew, De'Aris, prodbyzayne LEMME TALK - Single [Syntax]

Next Friday, December 12, 2025
ALBUMS
Angelica Walkin' In Faith: 35th Anniversary Collectors Edition [Girder]
Idle Cure 2nd Avenue: 35th Anniversary Collectors Edition [Girder]

SINGLES
John Long Thankful - Single [Ocean House]
Mountain People Worship I Don’t Know Where To Start - Single [Ocean House]
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