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Crazy Caption Photo No.160: "Dumpster Drowsin'"

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Sign that the recession's horrible #264: Even famous people can no longer afford hotel rooms. [crazycate]

"Ok, just ONE more time before I throw it away for good..." [Nelson] *winner*

Who knew dumpster diving was so exhausting? [romans5eightlane]

"I didn't think this is what they meant by 'living on the road.'" [FISHER]

Please adopt a Bandmember in need... [Davy]

"Not now, Garbage Guy! Five more minutes!" [SchwimmerGuy]

1: Cardboard Only. 2: Garbage Only. 3: Musicians Only. [BurningBlaze]

I guess this is when you know your band has finally hit rock bottom. [SkilletobyMac]

Poor Man's Country Club [Catherine]

Tryouts for the band Oh, Sleeper have taken a turn toward the strange. [jk84panhead]

"Awww.... Look at that poor homeless person. Hey, wait a second! Isn't he from that one band..." [Jason]

"So the whole 'band' thingy didn't work, huh?" [crouton raley]

"I was taking out the trash when a sudden wave of exhaustion struck me..." [DHlove]

Thinking back on it later that night, the band was SURE they had forgotten something, they just couldn't remember what... [Spirit_of_song]

"Myspace Girl, meet Mattress Guy." [Matthew Walker]

Dumpster Drowsin' [Andrew]

"Um, I don't think that beeping sound is your alarm clock..." [Tera]

For just the price of a cup of coffee a day, you too can support a Contemporary Christian Musician. [Super Sassquatch]

"Whipped cream?" "Check!" "Sharpie marker?" "Check!" "Getaway van?" "Check!" "Let's move in, boys..." [josh]

Little did he know that, moments later, the garbage truck would be making its daily rounds... [Candace]

Lebeda mattresses let you sleep comfortably - ANYWHERE! [Natalie]

"...and then I said the stupidest thing that a newlywed could say to his young wife: I said, 'I never said that.'" [ThatSouthPawChick]

This Weeks Winner
Nelson won a prerelease copy of Matt Maher's album, Alive Again (and an exclusive JFH "Caption Winner" button!)

 

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This Wednesday, March 4, 2026
SINGLES
1K Phew Havin - Single [Reach]

This Friday, March 6, 2026
ALBUMS
Passion Just That Good [Capitol CMG]
Woodlands Worship In The Meantime [Wings]

SINGLES
Chris Caro Lately - Single [Syntax]
Engedi Music Resurrection Saves - Single (independent)
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Jericko Let You In ft. No Vain Glory - Single [Syntax]
KELO & DreBeezeDaGodSon FORGIVE ME - Single [Syntax]
Living Again Let Me Be Yours - Single [Near Kingdom Records]
Alicia Monee' & EJ Swavv `Metallic - Single [Syntax]
Jeannie Ortega Woozy - Single [Syntax]
Xander Sallows it's been a while - Single [Ocean House]
tonyxtrotter OUTTA THE WAY ft. Q-Flo - Single [Syntax]

Next Monday, March 9, 2026
ALBUMS
DPB Undefeated [MTS]

Next Friday, March 13, 2026
ALBUMS
Pat Barrett Break Open (Live) [Capitol CMG]
Tomb Slayer Radiance: A Modern Hymns Project [Tomb Slayer]
Phil Wickham Song of the Saints (Deluxe) [Fair Trade]


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GLADDEN Love Came Down - Single [DREAM]
Chandler Letner Patiently - Single [DREAM]
John Long Boxes - Single [Ocean House]
Jake MacAdam The Father's Plan - Single [Ocean House]
Poets & Prophets Make Room - Single [Fair Trade]
Seph Schlueter Valley of Worship - Single [Provident/Sony]
Stand41TrueGod Wilderness - Single (independent)
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