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Crazy Caption Photo No.163: "Covert and Underneath"

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This is why you "power slide" on your knees and not your belly. [Jsmitty]

Covert and Underneath [Laura Chambers]

"Ok, let's make this a suprise concert. Everyone hide." [THEODORE]

Mike realized that when planning the jailbreak he had forgotten to skip dessert. [Conversecity]

After a bad performance you sometimes just want to crawl under a section of the stage. [slee]

At age seven he was crowned the king of hide-and-seek, but that was when he could still squeeze into small spaces. Now he's the king of hide-and-get-stuck. [Lyn]

"And this is why we recommended that weight loss program..." [Jordachi]

"Calm yourself down. Take a deep breath in, then out. There are no monsters under the stage." [Hello-Goodbye] *winner*

"*sigh* I can't dance." [sam s49]

And it was in that moment when he remembered his grandmother's words of wisdom: "That sixth cupcake will go straight to your hips." [jomo]

"You can come out now, man. That weird dude from JFH is gone." [IndyGus]

...and he emerges from the long Winter hibernation... [Penguinator]

"We were going to cut a hole in the floor and have him rise up from that, but with budget cuts this is the only entrance we could come up with." [Super Sassquatch]

"Dang it!!! I knew I should've worn my SUPER skinny jeans!!!" [soulman]

"So what you're saying is, if I clean out the dead roaches from under stage, I can be on the album next time?" [D_Cas]

"Ssssh! Be vewy quiet. I'm hunting wabbits!" [sammykat]

"I've got a big butt and I cannot lie, You other bandmates can't deny, That when a guy walks in with an itty bitty waist, And tries to crawl under the stage, You get.....stuck." [emyiswild]

"Let's teach him not to take naps on the stage anymore. Build it on top of him." [John Rogney]

Toothpaste in the Oreos was not so bad. The vinegar in his water bottle was pushin' it. But wrapping his cell phone in a towel and rolling it under the stage was just too much. [Aslanschild]

It's a clear sign of the failing economy when band members must scrounge around beneath the stage for loose change so that they can eat Taco Bell after shows. [JLav]

"Hey! Someone go get some blankets, I'm making a fort!" [tinytim]

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Music Out This Week


This Wednesday, March 4, 2026
SINGLES
1K Phew Havin - Single [Reach]

This Friday, March 6, 2026
ALBUMS
Autumn Owls Here in the Bardos (independent)
Michael Bethany Sanctuary [Re:Think/Capitol CMG]
Collective Dust Do People Even Use CDs Anymore? - EP [Charon Collective]
Falling Up Reimagined Volume I (independent)
Passion Just That Good [Capitol CMG]
Zach Williams Jesus Loves (Deluxe) [Provident/Sony]
Woodlands Worship In The Meantime [Wings]

SINGLES
Altira Black Hole - Single [The Fuel]
Mark Bishop You Better Go Read It - Single [Sonlite]
Chris Caro Lately - Single [Syntax]
Engedi Music Resurrection Saves - Single (independent)
Grace + Max Better Place - Single [WieRok]
Taylor Hill DIE 4 ME - Single [Provident/Sony]
I.A.N. & Joel Gibson Jr. Good Times - Single [Syntax]
IDEGO SHOCKING! - Single (independent)
Jericko Let You In ft. No Vain Glory - Single [Syntax]
Jenn Johnson Walk With Me (feat. Tiffany Hudson) - Single [Bethel]
KELO & DreBeezeDaGodSon FORGIVE ME - Single [Syntax]
Living Again Let Me Be Yours - Single [Near Kingdom Records]
Alicia Monee' & EJ Swavv `Metallic - Single [Syntax]
Jeannie Ortega Woozy - Single [Syntax]
Alexander Pappas It Is So Sweet (feat. Chelsea Plank) - Single [Integrity]
Tommee Profitt Nothing But the Blood "(feat. Jeremy Rosado) - Single [Capitol CMG]
Red Rocks Worship The Lord Is With Me (feat. Chris Brown) - Single [Provident/Sony]
Xander Sallows it's been a while - Single [Ocean House]
tonyxtrotter OUTTA THE WAY ft. Q-Flo - Single [Syntax]
Anne Wilson Still Do (feat. Cole Swindell) - Single [Capitol CMG]
Wilson Fairchild I Saw The Light - Single [Gaither]

Next Monday, March 9, 2026
ALBUMS
DPB Undefeated [MTS]

Next Friday, March 13, 2026
ALBUMS
Pat Barrett Break Open (Live) [Capitol CMG]
Tomb Slayer Radiance: A Modern Hymns Project [Tomb Slayer]
Phil Wickham Song of the Saints (Deluxe) [Fair Trade]


SINGLES
GLADDEN Love Came Down - Single [DREAM]
Chandler Letner Patiently - Single [DREAM]
John Long Boxes - Single [Ocean House]
Jake MacAdam The Father's Plan - Single [Ocean House]
Poets & Prophets Make Room - Single [Fair Trade]
Seph Schlueter Valley of Worship - Single [Provident/Sony]
Stand41TrueGod Wilderness - Single (independent)
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