This is why you "power slide" on your knees and not your belly. [Jsmitty]
Covert and Underneath [Laura Chambers]
"Ok, let's make this a suprise concert. Everyone hide." [THEODORE]
Mike realized that when planning the jailbreak he had forgotten to skip dessert. [Conversecity]
After a bad performance you sometimes just want to crawl under a section of the stage. [slee]
At age seven he was crowned the king of hide-and-seek, but that was when he could still squeeze into small spaces. Now he's the king of hide-and-get-stuck. [Lyn]
"And this is why we recommended that weight loss program..." [Jordachi]
"Calm yourself down. Take a deep breath in, then out. There are no monsters under the stage." [Hello-Goodbye]
"*sigh* I can't dance." [sam s49]
And it was in that moment when he remembered his grandmother's words of wisdom: "That sixth cupcake will go straight to your hips." [jomo]
"You can come out now, man. That weird dude from JFH is gone." [IndyGus]
...and he emerges from the long Winter hibernation... [Penguinator]
"We were going to cut a hole in the floor and have him rise up from that, but with budget cuts this is the only entrance we could come up with." [Super Sassquatch]
"Dang it!!! I knew I should've worn my SUPER skinny jeans!!!" [soulman]
"So what you're saying is, if I clean out the dead roaches from under stage, I can be on the album next time?" [D_Cas]
"Ssssh! Be vewy quiet. I'm hunting wabbits!" [sammykat]
"I've got a big butt and I cannot lie, You other bandmates can't deny, That when a guy walks in with an itty bitty waist, And tries to crawl under the stage, You get.....stuck." [emyiswild]
"Let's teach him not to take naps on the stage anymore. Build it on top of him." [John Rogney]
Toothpaste in the Oreos was not so bad. The vinegar in his water bottle was pushin' it. But wrapping his cell phone in a towel and rolling it under the stage was just too much. [Aslanschild]
It's a clear sign of the failing economy when band members must scrounge around beneath the stage for loose change so that they can eat Taco Bell after shows. [JLav]
"Hey! Someone go get some blankets, I'm making a fort!" [tinytim]
Hello-Goodbye won a copy of Pillar's new album, Confessions and their new "Confessions" book (and an exclusive JFH "Caption Winner" button!)
This Thursday, July 25, 2024
SINGLES Drew Holcomb & The Neighbors Burn (feat. Ellie Holcomb) - Single [Tone Tree]
This Friday, July 26, 2024
ALBUMS Pat Barrett Happily Hidden [Capitol CMG] Before There Was Rosalyn Hypocrites EP [The Charon Collective] Bloodlines Holiness Cries EP [Facedown] The Collingsworth Family Classics & Hymns [Gaither] Dex the Nerd Who Loves Jesus Pixelated Virtues Online - EP (independent) Danny Gokey Sound of Heaven [Sparrow] The Hillbilly Thomists Marigold (independent) Kestrel Vessel EP (independent) Ken Tamplin Stand Up And Shout (4 CD Box Set) [Girder] Swingin Hammers Blood in the Sand EP (independent) Thrive Worship Praises & Prayers [Integrity] Tyraels Ascension Hell Walker [Rottweiler] Phil Wickham The Jesus Way Collection - EP [Fair Trade] Thousand Foot Krutch The End Is Where We Begin (Reignited) [The Fuel] Young Noah A Positive Sign EP (independent)
SINGLES 2 Minute Minor & Dave LeBlanc Golden Calf - Single (independent) Tina Boonstra Can People Ever Really Change? (at Old Chapel) - Single [7Core] Chad Cory Love Forward - Single [DREAM] Dreamers Make A Move - Single [DREAM] Fit For A King TECHNIUM - Single [Solid State] Keith & Kristyn Getty Scarlet Thread (feat. Zach Williams) - Single [Getty] Good Weather Forecast Let's Build A House (feat. Real Life Guys) - Single [DREAM] Heal the Hurt RUIN - Single (independent) Hyper Fenton Show Me What You’re Working With feat. Peabod - Single (independent) Lauren, Amber & Kenna Every Praise - Single [Horizon] Claire Leslie Original - Single [Capitol CMG] Mission House Faith More Precious Than Gold, Everything In Your Hands + Suscipe - Triple Single [Integrity] MotionPlus Kings Grace - Single (independent) OM53 Letting Go of Yesterday - Single (independent) The Riverside Blade of the King’s Tongue - Single (independent) Sean Rodriguez Jesus Will - Single [WieRok] Sidewalk Prophets Come To Jesus - Single [Curb] Souljornerz The Lamb - Single [Polished Arrow] The Spirituals Be Thou My Vision - Single [Integrity] Uche Agu, Revival Today Worship The Whole Earth Will See (A.K.A America Will See) - Single [DREAM] Verses Philippians 2:5-11 (feat. The Sing Team) - Single (independent) Village KNG Turn'E Up (ft. Monty G) - Single [Soldier Sound] We Are Messengers God Be The Glory (Remix) [feat. KB] - Single [Curb]
VINYL Disciple By God Vinyl [Girder] Disciple What Was I Thinking? Vinyl [Girder] Element 101 Stereo Girl Vinyl [Burnt Toast Vinyl]
Next Friday, August 2, 2024
ALBUMS Anberlin Vega [Equal Vision] Brandon Heath The Ache [Centricity] Chandler Moore Live in Los Angeles [Tribl] Rock Springs Worship Hymns Vol. 2 [StowTown]
SINGLES AWZY Shadow - Single [DREAM] FYR FYTR, Make Sure I Took the World on My Shoulders - Single (independent) Mainstream Worship, Melanie Rivera Praise You - Single [DREAM] Ian Yates My World Is On Fire - Single [7Core]