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Crazy Caption Photo No.163: "Covert and Underneath"

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This is why you "power slide" on your knees and not your belly. [Jsmitty]

Covert and Underneath [Laura Chambers]

"Ok, let's make this a suprise concert. Everyone hide." [THEODORE]

Mike realized that when planning the jailbreak he had forgotten to skip dessert. [Conversecity]

After a bad performance you sometimes just want to crawl under a section of the stage. [slee]

At age seven he was crowned the king of hide-and-seek, but that was when he could still squeeze into small spaces. Now he's the king of hide-and-get-stuck. [Lyn]

"And this is why we recommended that weight loss program..." [Jordachi]

"Calm yourself down. Take a deep breath in, then out. There are no monsters under the stage." [Hello-Goodbye] *winner*

"*sigh* I can't dance." [sam s49]

And it was in that moment when he remembered his grandmother's words of wisdom: "That sixth cupcake will go straight to your hips." [jomo]

"You can come out now, man. That weird dude from JFH is gone." [IndyGus]

...and he emerges from the long Winter hibernation... [Penguinator]

"We were going to cut a hole in the floor and have him rise up from that, but with budget cuts this is the only entrance we could come up with." [Super Sassquatch]

"Dang it!!! I knew I should've worn my SUPER skinny jeans!!!" [soulman]

"So what you're saying is, if I clean out the dead roaches from under stage, I can be on the album next time?" [D_Cas]

"Ssssh! Be vewy quiet. I'm hunting wabbits!" [sammykat]

"I've got a big butt and I cannot lie, You other bandmates can't deny, That when a guy walks in with an itty bitty waist, And tries to crawl under the stage, You get.....stuck." [emyiswild]

"Let's teach him not to take naps on the stage anymore. Build it on top of him." [John Rogney]

Toothpaste in the Oreos was not so bad. The vinegar in his water bottle was pushin' it. But wrapping his cell phone in a towel and rolling it under the stage was just too much. [Aslanschild]

It's a clear sign of the failing economy when band members must scrounge around beneath the stage for loose change so that they can eat Taco Bell after shows. [JLav]

"Hey! Someone go get some blankets, I'm making a fort!" [tinytim]

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Music Out This Week


This Thursday, November 5
SINGLES
NEEDTOBREATHE Free Fall (feat. Conner Smith) - Single [UMG]

VINYL
Chris Renzema Every December Vinyl [Centricity]

This Friday, November 6
ALBUMS
Big Daddy Weave It's Time For Christmas - EP [Curb]
Extol Aura of Decay [Solid State]
Hillside Recording & Addy Prado Come and See - EP (independent)
Meadows DESERT WALKER (CD) [Facedown Records]
Mystical Death Across [Rottweiler]
Chris Tomlin Good News Of Great Joy (Christmas Songs Of Worship) [Capitol CMG]
We Are Messengers Rejoice! (A Celtic Christmas LIVE) [Curb]
Mark Wills Grand Ole Revival [Gaither]

SINGLES
Elan Brio, Illustrate Reactors - Single [Polished Arrow]
Olivia Lane Hark! The Herald Angels Sing - Single [BEC]
Tasha Layton & Dave Barnes What Should I Get You For Christmas - Single [BEC]
Blessing Offor The King Has Come - Single [Capitol CMG]
Hunter Plake Holly Jolly Christmas - Single [BEC]
River Valley Worship Come and Behold - Single [BEC]
Tae Lamar, YP aka Young Paul The Re-Up - Single [Polished Arrow]
Vineyard Worship Jesus Our Christ - Single [Vineyard]
Phil Wickham, CeCe Winans Peace on Earth - Single [Fair Trade]

VINYL
Meadows DESERT WALKER Vinyl [Facedown]

Next Wednesday, November 11
ALBUMS
Anberlin Currency [Equal Vision]

Next Friday, November 13
ALBUMS
Blanca A Christmas To Remember [Curb]
Amy Grant Tennessee Christmas: 10th Anniversary Edition [Capitol CMG/AG]
Jackie Hill Perry Still Blameless (Deluxe) [Velvet Blue]
Leem of the Earth See [Velvet Blue]
Tye Tribbett V20: First Semester (Live) [Freligious]

SINGLES
Jordan Feliz Fast - Single [Centricity]
Josh Grove Glory - Single (independent)
Living Again Get This Far - Single (independent)
Magdalene Rose the terrifying reality of it all - Single [Rockfest]
Hunter Plake Silver Bells - Single [BEC]
Matthew Plante OVEN MITT! - Single [Dream]
Jordan St. Cyr Angels We Have Heard On High - Single [BEC]
Natasha Zimbaro Emmanuel - Single [Wings]

VINYL
Anberlin Currency Vinyl [Equal Vision]
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