This is why you "power slide" on your knees and not your belly. [Jsmitty]
Covert and Underneath [Laura Chambers]
"Ok, let's make this a suprise concert. Everyone hide." [THEODORE]
Mike realized that when planning the jailbreak he had forgotten to skip dessert. [Conversecity]
After a bad performance you sometimes just want to crawl under a section of the stage. [slee]
At age seven he was crowned the king of hide-and-seek, but that was when he could still squeeze into small spaces. Now he's the king of hide-and-get-stuck. [Lyn]
"And this is why we recommended that weight loss program..." [Jordachi]
"Calm yourself down. Take a deep breath in, then out. There are no monsters under the stage." [Hello-Goodbye]
"*sigh* I can't dance." [sam s49]
And it was in that moment when he remembered his grandmother's words of wisdom: "That sixth cupcake will go straight to your hips." [jomo]
"You can come out now, man. That weird dude from JFH is gone." [IndyGus]
...and he emerges from the long Winter hibernation... [Penguinator]
"We were going to cut a hole in the floor and have him rise up from that, but with budget cuts this is the only entrance we could come up with." [Super Sassquatch]
"Dang it!!! I knew I should've worn my SUPER skinny jeans!!!" [soulman]
"So what you're saying is, if I clean out the dead roaches from under stage, I can be on the album next time?" [D_Cas]
"Ssssh! Be vewy quiet. I'm hunting wabbits!" [sammykat]
"I've got a big butt and I cannot lie, You other bandmates can't deny, That when a guy walks in with an itty bitty waist, And tries to crawl under the stage, You get.....stuck." [emyiswild]
"Let's teach him not to take naps on the stage anymore. Build it on top of him." [John Rogney]
Toothpaste in the Oreos was not so bad. The vinegar in his water bottle was pushin' it. But wrapping his cell phone in a towel and rolling it under the stage was just too much. [Aslanschild]
It's a clear sign of the failing economy when band members must scrounge around beneath the stage for loose change so that they can eat Taco Bell after shows. [JLav]
"Hey! Someone go get some blankets, I'm making a fort!" [tinytim]
Hello-Goodbye won a copy of Pillar's new album, Confessions and their new "Confessions" book (and an exclusive JFH "Caption Winner" button!)
This Friday, October 24, 2025
ALBUMS John Allan untitled EP [Centricity] Dan Bremnes The Villain - EP [Curb] Clear Convictions Endure [Resuscitation] God Behind Bars Music Live From Angola Prison Vol. 1 [Provident] Fepeste This World Ain't Mine to Change [Velvet Blue] gio. FINE BY ME [Capitol CMG] Brandon Lake Amazon Music Songline [Provident] Tyson Motsenbocker Modern Worries [Tooth & Nail] Smalltown Poets St. Augustine (independent) Zahriya Zachary Rediscovery [Bethel]
SINGLES 29:11 Worship, Zion Rempel You Never Fail (feat. Emily Guy) - Single [DREAM] Joe L Barnes Grief, Joy, Gratitude - Single [Provident] Chad Cory, Zacardi Cortez My First Love (Remix) - Single [DREAM] Leanna Crawford Beginning Of Your Grace - Single [Provident] darthy Juniper Tree - Single [WieRok] Emerson Day Midnight Hour - Single [Fair Trade] Good Weather Forecast lows2highs - Single [DREAM] Grace + Max Rich - Single [WieRok] Jamie Macdonald You Can't Take My Song - Single [Capitol CMG] Mercy Tribe Music The King is in the Room (feat. Ayiesha Woods) - Single (independent) Mountains in the Sea You Never Fail (feat. Emily Guy) - Single [DREAM] Seph Schlueter Already On The Way (feat. Benjamin William Hastings) - Single [Provident] Tomb Slayer The Christmas Lamb (feat. Khristian Dentley & Sarah Whittemore) - Single [Tomb Slayer] The Undertaking! All Smiles - Single (independent)
VINYL Clear Convictions Endure [Resuscitation]
Next Friday, October 31, 2025
ALBUMS Hope Deferred Darkness Remains [The Charon Collective] Testimony of Apocalypse Agony in the Garden [Roxx Records]
SINGLES Dreamers My Heart His Home - Single [DREAM] Roxanne Grace Try Again - Single [DREAM] Lock & Chi Do To Me - Single (independent) John Long Simple Pursuit - Single (independent)