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"I'm all the security this jet needs." [Daniel]

Why pay extra money for all that space in first class when a death-glare can get you the same thing for so much less? [indieannajones]

"Come to the dark side of the airplane... we have window seating." [Toeyoe]

He crossed his fingers and hoped that no one would notice the traffic cone he snuck past the TSA. [taylorwwjd]

After receiving several suspicious glares from the man across from him, Bob seriously considered telling the flight attendant, "He's looking at me!!" [ConverseCity]

"No. You can't have the window seat." [Rikki]

"These seats may look like they're empty, but really the voices in my head are occupying them." [Bethany]

Travelocity's Roaming Gnome on an off day. [newsboyphreek]

*In Darth Sidious' voice* "You will die..." [Celeste]

"I see dead people. Do you still want your seat back?" [ReeFee]

"Hey, are you going to eat those peanuts?" [RockinOutTJ]

"These are not the seats you are looking for..." [Vince] *winner*

"Trust me, this is the quickest way to get the ring to Mordor..." [DJ Ska]

"I told you, sometimes the condensation from outside can get in the windows and make the cabin moist! That's why I'm wearing this snazzy jacket. Fashion and function!" [Doogan]

"If that kid kicks my seat one more time..." [Tia]

"Gummi bear? It's been in my pocket; they're real warm and soft." [JD]

"You...like your father...are now... MINE." [radicalmenace]

"Who are you looking at? Never seen a dude in a hoodie on a plane before?" [LeftBehindReader&Lover]

"Are you ready to be taken on the flight of a lifetime?" [Wendi]

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This Friday, February 27, 2026
ALBUMS
AOH Music BEHOLD (Acoustic Live), Vol. 2 (independent)
Jonathan Cain Only A Prayer Away - EP [The Fuel]
Consumed By Fire He's Alive - EP [Red Street]
Elevation Español Asi´-Sera [Provident/Sony]
J Payne J Payne Collabos (independent)
Amanda Janson Sinner to Saint [Pure Mosaic]
K3hlab Born Again [Syntax]
King's Hammer The Color of the Soul [Rottweiler]
Mainstream Worship Dwelling Place (Live) - EP [DREAM]
Honey Ribar No God Beside You - EP (independent)

SINGLES
B.Cooper thoughts. - Single [RMG Amplify]
The Caballerials Legend - Single [Small Step]
Leanna Crawford & Seph Schlueter Water Into Wine - Single [Provident/Sony]
F.L.O.G.I.C Selah - Single (independent)
Freedom Church Holy Spirit (Great Things) - Single [DREAM]
Gaither Bread Upon the Water (Live) [feat. Marshall Hall, Michael Booth, Ernie Haase, Dustin Doyle, Ronnie Booth & Wes Hampton] - Single [Gaither]
Glass Hearts Worship I Saw a Fire - Single (independent)
Hulvey Automatic (feat. Connor Price) - Single [Reach]
KDNS Unfollow ft. JKO - Single [Syntax]
Vic Lucas What I Need - Single [Syntax]
Michael Gabriel Monroe Heaven Sings Holy - Single [Provident/Sony]
Presence Music In Other Words (feat. Mitch McVicker) - Single [Kingdom Impact]
Tommee Profitt x Jon Reddick Just As I Am - Single [Capitol CMG]
Razzie Heavens Coming Down - Single [Syntax]
Saints in Exile Run to You (Release Me) - Single [Syntax]
Tenroc Mourning 2 Dancing (feat. Tori Kelly & Jon Keith) - Single [Provident/Sony]

Next Friday, March 6, 2026
SINGLES
Xander Sallows it's been a while - Single [Ocean House]


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