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Crazy Caption Photo No.173: "Space Chaps"

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Undergoing constant budget cuts, NASA reveals its new plush space helmets, complete with real imitation headsets, and visibility enhancing glass-free front. [Jakers]

"We're doing a space photoshoot for the new album! It's all good!" [JJ]

Space Chap [Daniel]

The Space Adventure [Chuck]

Steven Curtis Captain [Jeremy]

Steven Curtis Spaceman [Toeyoe]

Cool lights and moving platforms just weren't enough anymore. One band had to go... into space! [LlamaHomefry]

"Beam us up, Scotty" [Maybel]

"Your phone has a camera? Oh..." [James K]

"Guys? Uh, guys? I really don't think that's enough to go into space with..." [BurningBlaze]

They weren't so happy when they were caught sneaking into the space shuttle later that day. [indieannajones]

That's one small step for man, one giant marshmallow for man's head. [ijsnow]

"Uh, Houston, we have a couple problems..." [Throughtheblack]

Take your hands-free headset out of this world with Astro-Call! Its sleek, NASA-certified design will make anyone believe that call from Grandma is really Mission Control. Order now and get the Spacesuit Long-johns absolutely free! [Jenn-O]

"Come in base, I've landed my ship on a planet here in space...." [typicaltuesday]

They finally did make it to NASA... Or at least the gift shop. [mohawkmiss]

*speechless* [newsboyphreek]

"To infinity and beyond!" [hahahaha]

"Heeeelloooooo ladieees....." [danielznelson]

Best. Convention. EVER! [Linkavitch] *winner*

"Attention crew of the Enterprise, this is James Kirk. Mr. Spock has resigned commission and advanced me to acting captain. I know you are all expecting to regroup with the fleet, but I'm ordering a pursuit course of the enemy ship to Earth. I want all departments at battle stations and ready in ten minutes. Either we're going down... or they are. Kirk out." [LShepard313]

Bill And Ted's Extraterrestrial Adventure [Seth Elschlager]

Space never looked so good. [Tom]

Saddle up your...rocket ships? Wait, that's not how it goes! [JakeKaiser]

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Music Out This Week


This Friday, May 1, 2026
ALBUMS
1K Phew Any Given Sunday [Reach]
GLADDEN Living Proof - EP [DREAM]
Haste the Day Dissenter [Solid State]
Illustrate Creative (independent)
Tommee Profitt The Resurrection of the King (2-CD Release) [Capitol CMG]
Queen's Council III - EP [Charon Collective]
The Sagehens Valley Go Home [Velvet Blue]
TKE3 POWER PACK - EP (independent)
Tauren Wells Breathe On It [Capitol CMG]

SINGLES
Bloodlines Revivalist (feat. For Today) - Single [Facedown]
Elan Brio The Way of the Servant (feat. HIS Hypeman Stract) - Single [Polished Arrow]
Chris Caro, OnBeatMusic, tonyxtrotter Tawk - Single [Syntax]
Aaron Cole usher in the spirit (feat. Tenroc) - Single [BEC]
DOE Know Your Name - Single [Provident]
Dubem Burn - Single [Syntax]
EJ Swavv, Riley Mobz, Eelmatic Lonely - Single [Syntax]
Luvell Elevado Clouded Skies II - Single [Syntax]
Faith Worship Arts, John Dreher Something Incredible - Single [Dream Worship]
GLADDEN Living Proof - Single [Dream]
The Hyssongs Good News Savior - Single [Horizon]
IDEGO CALLING OUT (feat. Kins) - Single (independent)
Jenn Johnson Thank You Lord (feat. Brooke Ligertwood) - Single [Bethel]
KNGDM REVIVAL Psalm 139 - Single [Dream]
Brandon Lake & Nick Jonas The Author - Single [Provident]
Kevi Morse Blossom - Single [Syntax]
Mountain People Worship Treasure In The Field [The Unreleased Work Tapes] - Single [Ocean House]
Leslie Perez Back to My Love - Single [Gotee]
Chelsea Plank Moonlight - Single [Provident]
Mike Rogers Soul on Fire (feat. Mac Powell and The Isaacs) - Single [Gaither]
Jordan St. Cyr Wild Love - Single [BEC]

Next Friday, May 8, 2026
ALBUMS
Jason Dunn Formerly Known As... (independent)
Amy Grant The Me That Remains [AG]
idle threat you'll forget the sun [Tooth & Nail]
Michael Gabriel Monroe Heaven Sings Holy - EP [Provident/Sony]
Allan Scott Just One More (Songs from the Motion Picture) - Multi-Single [Dream]

SINGLES
KB Left Hand (feat. Terrian) - Single [Provident]
Matthew Plante LUV ME! - Single [Dream]
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