Jesusfreakhideout.com: Lloyd's Crazy Captions: Caption 173

Crazy Caption Photo No.173: "Space Chaps"

(pictured: Steven Curtis Chapman and Geoff Moore; photo by Mary Beth Chapman)

Undergoing constant budget cuts, NASA reveals its new plush space helmets, complete with real imitation headsets, and visibility enhancing glass-free front. [Jakers]

"We're doing a space photoshoot for the new album! It's all good!" [JJ]

Space Chap [Daniel]

The Space Adventure [Chuck]

Steven Curtis Captain [Jeremy]

Steven Curtis Spaceman [Toeyoe]

Cool lights and moving platforms just weren't enough anymore. One band had to go... into space! [LlamaHomefry]

"Beam us up, Scotty" [Maybel]

"Your phone has a camera? Oh..." [James K]

"Guys? Uh, guys? I really don't think that's enough to go into space with..." [BurningBlaze]

They weren't so happy when they were caught sneaking into the space shuttle later that day. [indieannajones]

That's one small step for man, one giant marshmallow for man's head. [ijsnow]

"Uh, Houston, we have a couple problems..." [Throughtheblack]

Take your hands-free headset out of this world with Astro-Call! Its sleek, NASA-certified design will make anyone believe that call from Grandma is really Mission Control. Order now and get the Spacesuit Long-johns absolutely free! [Jenn-O]

"Come in base, I've landed my ship on a planet here in space...." [typicaltuesday]

They finally did make it to NASA... Or at least the gift shop. [mohawkmiss]

*speechless* [newsboyphreek]

"To infinity and beyond!" [hahahaha]

"Heeeelloooooo ladieees....." [danielznelson]

Best. Convention. EVER! [Linkavitch]

"Attention crew of the Enterprise, this is James Kirk. Mr. Spock has resigned commission and advanced me to acting captain. I know you are all expecting to regroup with the fleet, but I'm ordering a pursuit course of the enemy ship to Earth. I want all departments at battle stations and ready in ten minutes. Either we're going down... or they are. Kirk out." [LShepard313]

Bill And Ted's Extraterrestrial Adventure [Seth Elschlager]

Space never looked so good. [Tom]

Saddle up your...rocket ships? Wait, that's not how it goes! [JakeKaiser]

Linkavitch won a full pre-release copy of Leaving Eden by Brandon Heath (and an exclusive JFH "Caption Winner" button!)

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