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Crazy Caption Photo No.173: "Space Chaps"

(pictured: Steven Curtis Chapman and Geoff Moore; photo by Mary Beth Chapman)
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Undergoing constant budget cuts, NASA reveals its new plush space helmets, complete with real imitation headsets, and visibility enhancing glass-free front. [Jakers]

"We're doing a space photoshoot for the new album! It's all good!" [JJ]

Space Chap [Daniel]

The Space Adventure [Chuck]

Steven Curtis Captain [Jeremy]

Steven Curtis Spaceman [Toeyoe]

Cool lights and moving platforms just weren't enough anymore. One band had to go... into space! [LlamaHomefry]

"Beam us up, Scotty" [Maybel]

"Your phone has a camera? Oh..." [James K]

"Guys? Uh, guys? I really don't think that's enough to go into space with..." [BurningBlaze]

They weren't so happy when they were caught sneaking into the space shuttle later that day. [indieannajones]

That's one small step for man, one giant marshmallow for man's head. [ijsnow]

"Uh, Houston, we have a couple problems..." [Throughtheblack]

Take your hands-free headset out of this world with Astro-Call! Its sleek, NASA-certified design will make anyone believe that call from Grandma is really Mission Control. Order now and get the Spacesuit Long-johns absolutely free! [Jenn-O]

"Come in base, I've landed my ship on a planet here in space...." [typicaltuesday]

They finally did make it to NASA... Or at least the gift shop. [mohawkmiss]

*speechless* [newsboyphreek]

"To infinity and beyond!" [hahahaha]

"Heeeelloooooo ladieees....." [danielznelson]

Best. Convention. EVER! [Linkavitch] *winner*

"Attention crew of the Enterprise, this is James Kirk. Mr. Spock has resigned commission and advanced me to acting captain. I know you are all expecting to regroup with the fleet, but I'm ordering a pursuit course of the enemy ship to Earth. I want all departments at battle stations and ready in ten minutes. Either we're going down... or they are. Kirk out." [LShepard313]

Bill And Ted's Extraterrestrial Adventure [Seth Elschlager]

Space never looked so good. [Tom]

Saddle up your...rocket ships? Wait, that's not how it goes! [JakeKaiser]

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This Tuesday, January 27, 2026
SINGLES
Philip Anthony No Parts - Single (independent)
Pipe Bomb I Will Kill The Worst Parts Of Myself - Single (independent)

This Friday, January 30, 2026
ALBUMS
The Binions Roots [StowTown]
bodie NO SKIPS (DELUXE) [Provident/Sony]
Peter Burton Where Would I Be - EP [Integrity]
Dreamers let love be your highest goal. - EP [DREAM Worship]
Deitrick Haddon & Voices Of Unity Chain Breaker 2.5 [Tyscot]
Gaither Vocal Band How Sweet It Is: Live In Concert [Gaither]
Kingdmusic JOY (independent)
LO CLOUD Sleepwalker - EP (independent)
Eddy Mann The Unveiling [MTS]
Lizzie Morgan Not My Will (Deluxe) [Provident/Sony]
We The Kingdom Dear Jesus [Capitol CMG]
YWAM Kona Music Apostles Creed Global - EP [Integrity]

SINGLES
ANTHNY imposter syndrome (spiritual mix) - Single [Provident/Sony]
Autumn Owls Thick as Thieves - Single (independent)
Mark Bishop The Fishing Pole - Single [Sonlite]
BRAG Worship, Trip Lee For Your Glory / Draw My Eyes - Double Single [Reach]
Elan Brio Two Hearts - Single [Fly Dog]
for KING + COUNTRY Ever And Ever Before (feat. MORIAH & Courtney) - Single [Curb]
Grace + Max Flame - Single [WieRok]
God Behind Bars Music Call Out To Jesus - Single [Provident/Sony]
Philippa Hanna 'Til the Whole World Knows (feat. Israel Houghton) - Single [Integrity]
Ellie Holcomb Hope's Gonna Find You (feat. Franni Cash) - Single [Capitol CMG]
I.A.N. PRAISE THE LORD ft. 1K Phew - Single [Syntax]
iNTELLECT, Procyse Fool's Gold - Single [Polished Arrow]
Lexly Nirvana Alegria (ft. Shanta Fuentes) - Single [Syntax]
John Long The Perfect Love of Christ - Single [Ocean House]
Mainstream Worship & Josh Daughtry Fresh Start (Live) - Single [DREAM Worship]
Bishop Paul S. Morton Go Through (feat. PJ Morton, Jasmine Morton Robinson) - Single [Tehillah]
Alexander Pappas Hands Up - Single [Integrity]
Saints in Exile Our Love is Dead & Our Luv is Dead? - Single [Syntax]
Scapegoat End This Nation (Ft. Dayton Turner) - Single [Charon Collective]
Seph Schlueter Life With You - Single [Provident/Sony]
SNT. VINCENT SOCIAL YEAR - Single [Syntax]
TKE3 Mr Unstoppable (feat. Omar Whippin) - Single (independent)
TRU-SERVA Battleground - Single [Kingdom Impact]

DVD
Gaither Vocal Band How Sweet It Is: Live In Concert DVD [Gaither]

Next Sunday, February 1, 2026
SINGLES
Like A Splinter x Righteous Talk Dark Sayings - Single (independent)
Tanya Low Red Fresh Rose - Single (independent)
MC Zappa Why? - Single (independent)

Next Monday, February 2, 2026
ALBUMS
Lecrae Reconstruction (Deluxe) [Reach]

Next Friday, February 6, 2026
ALBUMS
Ashes Awaken Rise [MTS]
Life.Church Worship El Camino - EP [Ocean House]
Ricky Dillard, Ron Carter Sweet, Sweet Spirit [Motown Gospel/Capitol CMG]

SINGLES
Freedom Church Good On Your Promise - Single [DREAM]
Ben Fuller x KB Black Sheep II - Single [Provident/Sony]
Josh Grove, KJ-52 Rain Or Shine - Single [Syntax]
Hulvey Rooftop (feat. nobigdyl) - Single [Reach]
Ian Austin, Heather Suzanne Apple Pie - Single [Ocean House]
Love & The Outcome For the Beauty of the Earth - Single [Integrated Music Rights]
Hunter Plake Lousiana Rain - Single [BEC]
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