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Crazy Caption Photo No.173: "Space Chaps"

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Undergoing constant budget cuts, NASA reveals its new plush space helmets, complete with real imitation headsets, and visibility enhancing glass-free front. [Jakers]

"We're doing a space photoshoot for the new album! It's all good!" [JJ]

Space Chap [Daniel]

The Space Adventure [Chuck]

Steven Curtis Captain [Jeremy]

Steven Curtis Spaceman [Toeyoe]

Cool lights and moving platforms just weren't enough anymore. One band had to go... into space! [LlamaHomefry]

"Beam us up, Scotty" [Maybel]

"Your phone has a camera? Oh..." [James K]

"Guys? Uh, guys? I really don't think that's enough to go into space with..." [BurningBlaze]

They weren't so happy when they were caught sneaking into the space shuttle later that day. [indieannajones]

That's one small step for man, one giant marshmallow for man's head. [ijsnow]

"Uh, Houston, we have a couple problems..." [Throughtheblack]

Take your hands-free headset out of this world with Astro-Call! Its sleek, NASA-certified design will make anyone believe that call from Grandma is really Mission Control. Order now and get the Spacesuit Long-johns absolutely free! [Jenn-O]

"Come in base, I've landed my ship on a planet here in space...." [typicaltuesday]

They finally did make it to NASA... Or at least the gift shop. [mohawkmiss]

*speechless* [newsboyphreek]

"To infinity and beyond!" [hahahaha]

"Heeeelloooooo ladieees....." [danielznelson]

Best. Convention. EVER! [Linkavitch] *winner*

"Attention crew of the Enterprise, this is James Kirk. Mr. Spock has resigned commission and advanced me to acting captain. I know you are all expecting to regroup with the fleet, but I'm ordering a pursuit course of the enemy ship to Earth. I want all departments at battle stations and ready in ten minutes. Either we're going down... or they are. Kirk out." [LShepard313]

Bill And Ted's Extraterrestrial Adventure [Seth Elschlager]

Space never looked so good. [Tom]

Saddle up your...rocket ships? Wait, that's not how it goes! [JakeKaiser]

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Music Out This Week


This Wednesday, September 30
ALBUMS
Poor Old Lu A Picture of the Eighth Wonder (Remastered) (independent)

This Friday, October 2
ALBUMS
Charles Billingsley Replay [StowTown]
Amy Grant The Me That Remains (Deluxe Edition) [Thirty Tigers]
Joebin Intercede (independent)
KJ-52 LEGACY [APOLLO]
Lakewood Music House Of Worship (Deluxe) (independent)
The Light Superior Dayspring [Rottweiler]
Jake MacAdam Source of Life - EP (independent)
Josh Snodgrass Praise (Instrumental Guitar) - EP (independent)
Tauren Wells Here Comes The Church (Live) [Capitol CMG]
Tauren Wells Here Comes The Church - Second Service [Capitol CMG]

SINGLES
Amber Lynn x Chris Blue And It Changes Everything - Single [Sonlite]
Francesca Battistelli Won't Miss A Moment - Single [Curb]
Beach Chapel VCR - Single (independent)
Gracie Binion & Bella Fabrizio Recompense - Single [BEC]
Bleach Epidermis Girl - Single [Residence]
Mack Brock Praise Upon Praise (Live at The River) - Single [Centricity]
Kaleb Carson I Know A Name - Single (independent)
Eighteen Mile Tears On the Altar - Single [Mountain Home]
Olivia Lane Mother's Eyes - Single [BEC]
m1L Life Changes - Single [Polished Arrow]
Jamie MacDonald A Million Chances (feat. Tori Kelly) - Single [Capitol CMG]
Chandler Marie Ride Away - Single (independent)
The Oak Ridge Boys How Great Thou Art - Single [Lightning Rod]
QEW, Cyrus Sonata 777 (No Wish) (ft. N!x) - Single [Syntax]
Steven Perez × Freddrick HalleluYAH!!! × J Payne Back At It - Single (independent)

Next Friday, October 9
ALBUMS
Mat Kearney Hanging by a Heartstring (independent)
The Rocky Valentines Happy Halloween - EP [Velvet Blue]
SIGNUM REGIS Beyond Spacetime [Fireflash]
Skillet After The Storm - EP [Hear It Loud]

SINGLES
Chris Caro WHAT WOULD HAPPEN? - Single [Syntax]
Chandler Letner Anyway - Single [Dream]
John Long All To Him I Owe - Single (independent)
Myles Maestro BABYLON - Single [Syntax]
outr.cty Frieza (ft. tonyxtrotter & Q-Flo) - Single [Syntax]
QEW & Cyrus Sonata Toonami Mindz (ft. JLøve) - Single [Syntax]

Andy Riemersma I PRAISE YOU - Single [Dream]
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