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Crazy Caption Photo No.179: "Darth Duncan"

(pictured: Duncan Phillips of Newsboys)
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Duncan Phillips: part time drummer for Newsboys, part time member of the Jedi Order. [C-note]

"Hey its a cardboard cut out from the new upcoming summer blockbuster: Star Wars Episode VII: Backstreet's Back!" [Zakk]

"You WILL write a 5-star review for our new album..." [Sean Huncherick]

"I'm sorry Duncan, but Peter has gone to the Dark Side!!" [Xavier]

Who knew Zoolander had the Force? [Wilde]

Giant sun glasses: $15. Glow in the dark Lightsaber: $23. Posing like a Jedi for 4 hours straight and scaring people as they go by: Priceless. [Kitty]

Master Yoda: "Strong in the Force he is NOT." [MasterJedi88]

"I must fight on...it's what Master Furler would've wanted." [musicfanben]

Here we have Darth Vader in his early stages of fatherhood, shopping for a present for Luke. This is before all the dirty diapers (which were strong with the Force, if ya know what I mean) drove him to join the Dark Side. [Baughy] *winner*

The last Aussie in the band has finally lost it. [kreebs]

Even when holding a pink lightsaber he still looks more manly than you. [Chris]

New CD compliation series, Punk Goes Star Wars [Jairbear]

"I think my eyes are getting better. Instead of a big dark blur, I see a big light blur." [empty]

"This lightsaber is fake, but if you dare try and steal any of these toys, these guns below my shoulders are fully loaded." [Tory]

"These are not the toys you are looking for." [Bertlebum]

When a Jedi shops for his daughter's Birthday he must be ready for anything! [Kevman]

Darth Duncan [megs]

Forget him. I'm honestly wondering why there was a lightsaber in the girls section. [Tim Johnson]

Seconds later, he discovered that the tiny old woman fighting with him over the Black Friday sales was indeed Yoda. [indieannajones]

"When the 'Boys lightsaber up..." [DJ Ska]

A Jedi's strength flows from the toy aisle. [horselover]

Sadly, he's our only hope. [Chris]

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This Tuesday, June 23
ALBUMS
PFR Disappear (Remastered) (independent)

This Friday, June 26
ALBUMS
Andy Mineo & Wordsplayed Magic & Bird 2 (independent)
Clark Beckham Acoustic Worship Sessions [NCS]
Dragons & Astronauts Broken Parables (independent)
floodlit MiDaSu (independent)
Gracie Miss Misfortunately [Tooth & Nail]
Tiffany Hudson When You're In The Room [Elevation]
Switchfoot Forever Now [By Design/BMG]
TobyMac Heaven On My Mind – Guest List Edition [Capitol CMG]
Tomb Slayer Radiance: Modern Hymns for Kids [Tomb Slayer]
Tree63 VOYAGE (independent)
Emilie Weiss What Should I Gain? - EP [BEC]

SINGLES
AOH Music In Your Presence - Single (independent)
Cory Asbury Holy God - Single [BEC]
The Band JAREN A Symphony - Single [Hit & Run]
Band Reeves How To Forgive - Single [Centricity]
Bill B, Mic Wise, GB Daylight - Single [Syntax]
Jeremy Camp Revival - Single [Capitol CMG]
Micah Christopher Grace Happened - Single [Integrity]
Leanna Crawford Living Room Floor - Single [Provident]
Death Protocol Illusion Of Faith - Single [Rottweiler]
Drew Holcomb & The Neighbors Constellations - Single [Magnolia]
Grace Frances Again - Single (independent)
Noah Paul Harrison My Honor To Need You (Live) - Single [Bethel]
Hillside Recording in the room - Single (independent)
Ellie Holcomb What Would I Do Without You - Single (independent)
Dreal LP & OnBeatMusic Move - Single [Syntax]
eddieM Posted Notes - Single [Syntax]
Ezra Worship Initiative Same God - Single [NCS]
GLADDEN & Kurtis Hoppie Round & Round - Single (independent)
Kelo Reason - Single [Syntax]
Northview Worship How Great You Are - Single [BEC]
Matt Moore Burn It To The Ground (Feat. Nick Detty) - Single (independent)
Cameron Payne Time - Single (independent)
Q-Flo Pack Em Up - Single [Syntax]
Razzie CAPTIVE - Single [Syntax]
John Reuben 1-2-Barbecue (w/ Mike Tompkins) - Single (independent)
Jordan St. Cyr Hands To The Sky - Single [BEC]
Trey Simon & Mountain People Worship Brother Jo - Single (independent)
Phil Wickham x Pat Barrett Praise The Lord Forever - Single [Fair Trade]
Tauren Wells Breathe On It (From Austin) - Single [Capitol CMG]

Next Friday, July 3
ALBUMS
Chosen Road American Morning [Thoroughbred]
Remedy Drive Daylight United | Studio Sessions - EP (independent)

SINGLES
Allan Scott, John Waller, Waller Co Jesus, I Still Believe - Single [Dream]
Beach Chapel Woke Up - Single (independent)
InTheosis The Harrowing of Hell - Single (independent)
Kaboose The Key - EP (independent)
North Palm Worship Revive Us - Single [Harmony]
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