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Crazy Caption Photo No.180: "B.Jealous"

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When B.Reith was told that he'd be getting a bus for his next tour, this isn't what he expected. [rawkfist777]

While the two were busy holding a staring contest, they did not notice the man behind them quietly preparing to set off his remote-controlled subway bomb... [Dan]

"I want that dude's hat. I want that dude's hat. I want that dude's hat..." [Wabbits]

"The answer to your question is yes... I can read your mind" [Alienxphile]

In the wake of the economic decline, many bands have had to trade in their spacious tour bus for public transportation. [JJ]

In his spare time B.Reith tries to blend in with the "normal" people... but he can't help but hope that SOMEBODY mentions who he is... [Hannah]

".......yes, I rap, is that a problem?" [BunnySlippersMan]

B.Reith broke the tenth commandment when he suddenly found himself coveting the old guy's vintage 70s glasses. [Zerothemaster]

"So... do you consider yourself to be a good person?" [Gage Garcia] *winner*

"I like your sleeves. They're real big." ["Maniac" Matt]

B. Reith's oldest fanboy [Shannon]

B. Reith: "Oh my gosh, is that Morgan Freeman?" / Other Guy: "Oh my gosh, is that Ashton Kutcher?" [DJ Ska]

He crossed his hands and waited; soon the old man would turn the other way, and then the argyle hat would be his... [CLairE]

"Do 'the creep!' - Ahhhh!" [Brandon Krause]

"Uhhh ... excuse me. I'll be Reith back." [ComebackKidAmanda]

B.Reith was suspicious after an elderly Asian man was the first person to every say his name right on the first try. [Josh G]

It's a race to the door as soon as the bus stops. [Mary]

*offended* "I'm not staring, I am watching over you!" [Techgirl-52]

"Hey can someone get a bag? This guy is about to hurl..." [Jed]

"Come on man! How long do I have to sit like this before you recognize me?" [Marisa Rios]

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Gage Garcia won a pre-release copy of The Love In Between by Matt Maher (and an exclusive JFH "Caption Winner" button!)

 

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This Wednesday, April 8, 2026
ALBUMS
FORREST FRANK x PARTY WAVE DAWN PATROL [Riverhouse]

This Friday, April 10, 2026
SINGLES
bodie OBSESSED - Single [Provident/Sony]
Annie Bosko God Winks (moments) - Single [Quartz Hill Music]
Building 429 Give Him Praise - Single [The Fuel]
Tate Butts Brought Me This Far - Single (independent)
Chris Caro Perspectives - Single [Syntax]
Jason Dunn Hope - Single (independent)
EJ Swavv Back in Black - Single [Syntax]
Freedom Church Upstream - Single [Dream Worship]
Roxanne Grace Old Friends - Single [Ocean House Music]
God Behind Bars Music Outlaw (feat. Stephen McWhirter) - Single [Provident/Sony]
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I.A.N. I AM NEW (ft. Project Pat) - Single [Syntax]
Marty Magehee Screen Time - Single (independent)
Lloyd Nicks A Little More - Single [Curb]
Matthew Plante GOD FIRST! - Single [Dream]
Razzie MOONWALKER - Single [Syntax]
Sleeping At Last An Honest Mirror (Philautia) - Single (independent)
We Are Messengers Halfway Home - Single [Curb]

Next Thursday, April 16, 2026
SINGLES
A.G. McIntosh Better Than the Last - Single (independent)

Next Friday, April 17, 2026
ALBUMS
Paul Baloche Yes, We Believe [Integrity]

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Brothrly Quiet - Single (independent)
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