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Crazy Caption Photo No.180: "B.Jealous"

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When B.Reith was told that he'd be getting a bus for his next tour, this isn't what he expected. [rawkfist777]

While the two were busy holding a staring contest, they did not notice the man behind them quietly preparing to set off his remote-controlled subway bomb... [Dan]

"I want that dude's hat. I want that dude's hat. I want that dude's hat..." [Wabbits]

"The answer to your question is yes... I can read your mind" [Alienxphile]

In the wake of the economic decline, many bands have had to trade in their spacious tour bus for public transportation. [JJ]

In his spare time B.Reith tries to blend in with the "normal" people... but he can't help but hope that SOMEBODY mentions who he is... [Hannah]

".......yes, I rap, is that a problem?" [BunnySlippersMan]

B.Reith broke the tenth commandment when he suddenly found himself coveting the old guy's vintage 70s glasses. [Zerothemaster]

"So... do you consider yourself to be a good person?" [Gage Garcia] *winner*

"I like your sleeves. They're real big." ["Maniac" Matt]

B. Reith's oldest fanboy [Shannon]

B. Reith: "Oh my gosh, is that Morgan Freeman?" / Other Guy: "Oh my gosh, is that Ashton Kutcher?" [DJ Ska]

He crossed his hands and waited; soon the old man would turn the other way, and then the argyle hat would be his... [CLairE]

"Do 'the creep!' - Ahhhh!" [Brandon Krause]

"Uhhh ... excuse me. I'll be Reith back." [ComebackKidAmanda]

B.Reith was suspicious after an elderly Asian man was the first person to every say his name right on the first try. [Josh G]

It's a race to the door as soon as the bus stops. [Mary]

*offended* "I'm not staring, I am watching over you!" [Techgirl-52]

"Hey can someone get a bag? This guy is about to hurl..." [Jed]

"Come on man! How long do I have to sit like this before you recognize me?" [Marisa Rios]

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This Tuesday, March 31, 2026
ALBUMS
Village KNG Side A + B (independent)

This Thursday, April 2, 2026
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This Friday, April 3, 2026
ALBUMS
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Peech. Small Town America (Vol. 2) - EP [Capitol CMG]
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