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Crazy Caption Photo No.182: "Bed-Rock"

(pictured: Drew Shirley and Jon Foreman of Switchfoot)
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Here's the story of a man named Brady! [zakk]

"You're looking at the wrong menu, Drew! Dominos doesn't have lobster tail as a topping!" [Aaron]

Jon: "Dude, I think you're looking at it upside-down." Drew: "Jon, you didn't have to call me, I'm right next to you." [Bethany]

Jon: "Will you hurry up and pick out a dessert? My bubble bath's getting cold!" [LucyluLuvsRK]

Just because the bath robes in the hotel are free, it doesn't mean you have to wear them. [AKGarrity]

"Jon, I'm looking at it right here...they've already made a Vegas Flinstones flick..." "Are you kidding me?! This was my best music video idea yet! Now we just look ridiculous..." [DrummerChap86]

The writing sessions for Vice Verses were a long and arduous process that required a lot of Dove chocolates and late night viewings of The Notebook. [RcRicketts]

Robes: $49.95 Book and Phone: $23.95 A photo of Switchfoot in their pajamas: Priceless [RockinOutTJ]

The score is now: Snuggies:2, Manhood:0 [MrJesusGeek] *winner*

"Has it ever occured to you that the environmentalists may throw a fit?" [Shane Tyler]

Jon: "Are you kidding? I thought... I thought this was REAL cheetah. You can't give us imitation animal print! We won a Grammy for crying out loud! Oh, you are so going to hear from my agent." [Flyersgrl]

Bed-Rock [Ruairí]

#ThatAwkwardMoment when you make your best friend read you bedtime stories. Sure it's over the phone. Sure, it's not the same as your parents. But you can't sleep without it [Shannon]

Jon: "He hung up on me? ... He hung up on me!" [Noah]

"No, I'm NOT wearing a leopard print bathrobe. why would you even think that?" [joannamo]

RichFoot [Joseph]

"Wh-What am I wearing? Why do you ask?" [ME]

"Dude.... you killed a tiger?! That is SOOOO much cooler than a cheetah..." [played_out_fairytale]

Neither one wanted to be the first to yell out, "Yabba-dabba-doo!" [Laura Chambers]

Not just the company car, but every luxury a corporate expense account could afford. [Luke]

"The Flintstones called; they want their clothes back." [AEA]

"Pssst.... I think your book is upside down..." [Ambrosia Bunny]

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This Tuesday, May 26, 2026
SINGLES
Stryper I'm Alright, (I'm Okay) - Single [Frontiers]

This Friday, May 29, 2026
ALBUMS
Benjamin William Hastings x Aodhán King Happy To Be Here [Anotherland/Capitol CMG]
Dojo Saints Dojo Saints (independent)
Heartbound Lamentations (independent)
Narnia X [Sound Pollution]
Skye Peterson Through Line (independent)
Mike Rogers Mike Rogers [Gaither]
Tenroc God Is A Person [Provident]
Various Artists Rock, Paper, Scissors, METAL: Vol. 4 [JFH Music]
Various Artists To Hell with the Devil - A 40th Anniversary Salute [Roxx]

SINGLES
Abandoned Pools Einstein's Space and Van Gogh's Sky - Single (independent)
Lady Audri IOU - Single [Syntax]
Bill B. The usual - Single [Syntax]
Dex the nerd who loves Jesus Battlefront (Spiritual War) - Single [Syntax]
Gracie Binion & John Wilds Show Me Your Face - Single [BEC]
KNGDM REVIVAL Psalm 44 - Single [Dream]
Hillside Recording Every Morning - Single [Ocean House]
Vic Lucas Joy is Coming - Single [Syntax]
Northview Worship Wildly Faithful - Single [BEC]
Matthew Plante Like You Do - Single [Dream]
Saints in Exile Need an Escape - Single [Syntax]
Jordan St. Cyr Every Reason To Bellieve - Single [BEC]

VINYL
Newsboys Take Me To Your Leader (30th Anniversary Edition) [Red] [Girder]

Next Wednesday, June 3, 2026
SINGLES
Life.Church Switch Hunger - Single [Ocean House]

Next Friday, June 5, 2026
ALBUMS
John Allan Live from Anaheim - EP [Centricity]
Zach Williams Revival Nights at Red Rocks [Provident]

SINGLES
August Burns Red Season of Surrender - Single [Fearless]
CAIN Living Water - Single [Provident]
The Emerging Sound, People & Songs Stand on Your Promise - Single [People & Songs]
John Long, Jake MacAdam Jesus is Better - Single [Ocean House]
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