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Crazy Caption Photo No.182: "Bed-Rock"

(pictured: Drew Shirley and Jon Foreman of Switchfoot)
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Here's the story of a man named Brady! [zakk]

"You're looking at the wrong menu, Drew! Dominos doesn't have lobster tail as a topping!" [Aaron]

Jon: "Dude, I think you're looking at it upside-down." Drew: "Jon, you didn't have to call me, I'm right next to you." [Bethany]

Jon: "Will you hurry up and pick out a dessert? My bubble bath's getting cold!" [LucyluLuvsRK]

Just because the bath robes in the hotel are free, it doesn't mean you have to wear them. [AKGarrity]

"Jon, I'm looking at it right here...they've already made a Vegas Flinstones flick..." "Are you kidding me?! This was my best music video idea yet! Now we just look ridiculous..." [DrummerChap86]

The writing sessions for Vice Verses were a long and arduous process that required a lot of Dove chocolates and late night viewings of The Notebook. [RcRicketts]

Robes: $49.95 Book and Phone: $23.95 A photo of Switchfoot in their pajamas: Priceless [RockinOutTJ]

The score is now: Snuggies:2, Manhood:0 [MrJesusGeek] *winner*

"Has it ever occured to you that the environmentalists may throw a fit?" [Shane Tyler]

Jon: "Are you kidding? I thought... I thought this was REAL cheetah. You can't give us imitation animal print! We won a Grammy for crying out loud! Oh, you are so going to hear from my agent." [Flyersgrl]

Bed-Rock [Ruairí]

#ThatAwkwardMoment when you make your best friend read you bedtime stories. Sure it's over the phone. Sure, it's not the same as your parents. But you can't sleep without it [Shannon]

Jon: "He hung up on me? ... He hung up on me!" [Noah]

"No, I'm NOT wearing a leopard print bathrobe. why would you even think that?" [joannamo]

RichFoot [Joseph]

"Wh-What am I wearing? Why do you ask?" [ME]

"Dude.... you killed a tiger?! That is SOOOO much cooler than a cheetah..." [played_out_fairytale]

Neither one wanted to be the first to yell out, "Yabba-dabba-doo!" [Laura Chambers]

Not just the company car, but every luxury a corporate expense account could afford. [Luke]

"The Flintstones called; they want their clothes back." [AEA]

"Pssst.... I think your book is upside down..." [Ambrosia Bunny]

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SINGLES
Grace Frances The Promised Land - Single (independent)

Next Friday, September 18
ALBUMS
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Living Again Living Again II (independent)
Joseph O'Brien What's Good For Me? [Gotee]
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SINGLES
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Victory House Worship Returning - Single (independent)
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VINYL
Newsboys Not Ashamed [Magenta] Vinyl [Girder]

Next Tuesday, September 22
ALBUMS
PFR Target & The Arrow (independent)

Next Friday, September 25
ALBUMS
ANTHNY Worship Leader's Diary [SONY/Provident]
Brotality Jaws of the Earth (independent)
Forsaken Eternity Shades of Existence - EP [Rottweiler]
Red Worship Witness (independent)
Stryper Throne of Thorns [Frontiers]
We Are Messengers Halfway Home [Curb]
Matthew West Jesus is King [Provident]
The Wood Drake Sessions East to West (independent)

SINGLES
Mackenzie Phillips Made - Single [Gotee]
River Valley Worship King of the Empty Grave - Single [BEC]


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