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"Sorry. Sometimes I get food in my beard." [John D'Agostino]

Geico Caveman: 15 minutes could save you 15% or more on Breakfast. [RockinOutTJ]

"Waiter, there's some hair on my menu. And it's attached to a man..." [Jakers]

"Okay, I see how long your beard has gotten, now can I get some lunch?!" [A non e moose]

"Of these options, which is less likely to get in my beard?" [Jeff]

"So, this is what I've narrowed it down to, everything under the beard I don't want." [Bethany]

If you find a whisker in any of the following items you win a prize! [Alienxphile]

"Grizzly Adams called. He wants his beard back!" [Stacy]

"Buy any item on this menu, and you get a free beard!" [Ambrosia Bunny]

"Oh me? I'm not getting anything. The beard would like an omelet though." [Chris]

"Cutting my beard with a laminated menu isn't working too well..." [Bobby]

Eat all your food. It will put hair on your chin. [Shannon]

"The goats milk is the BEST!" [played_out_fairytale]

"You see this beard? It's magical, isn't it? It once saved a baby cheetah. True Story." [Danaecious]

"What do you mean my beard isn't enough for free pancakes? Just look!" [Rai]

Fiddler in the Booth [MadSkillzLikesSka]

"Yes, I'll have the beard-battered onion rings, please." [sarahontherun]

"Shhh, I always get an extra egg and hide it in my beard for later!" [Theo]

"DUDE! my beard is on the menu... get it?" [Ironman]

"Look! That menu grew a beard and a face!" [Micah Abner] *winner*

This Weeks Winner
Micah Abner won a copy of One Song At A Time by Jamie Grace (and an exclusive JFH "Caption Winner" button!)

 

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This Sunday, June 7
ALBUMS
Drown the Planet The Blessed /// The Cursed - EP (independent)
Brett Leyde like a fool - EP (independent)

SINGLES
Seth Davey Dance in the Dark - Single (independent)
The Riverside Forester, Faller - Single (independent)

This Friday, June 12
ALBUMS
Brave Days Crisis - EP [Common Thread Records]
Flesh Incinerant Alkaloid Grace - EP (independent)
Hopeful. The Art of Letting Go (independent)
J.Solo Lost Son [Syntax]
Tori Kelly God Must Really Love Me [Epic]
KNGDM REVIVAL Parables [Dream]
Patrick Mayberry Anybody Else - EP [Provident/Sony]
Mountains in the Sea Your Will Be Done - Single [Dream]
So Much Hope, Buried. Wither | Grow (independent)
We The Kingdom Everything I Thought Was Pleasure [Capitol CMG]

SINGLES
Brothrly Forever - Single (independent)
EJ Swavv Aura - Single [Syntax]
Fallstar Death Drive - Single [Rat Family Records]
JusRzd, Duprae, QEW My God Got It - Single [Syntax]
KDNS & Briana Maia Blame Game - Single [Syntax]
No Vain Glory IN G_D WE TRUST - Single [Syntax]
PEABOD 100 - Single (independent)
Procyse Showing Up - Single [Polished Arrow Music]
Q-Flo High Praise - Single [Syntax]
Carly Ann Taylor Heavenly Father - Single [Curb]

Next Sunday, June 19
ALBUMS
GVTH DVDDY GVDV [Velvet Blue Music]

SINGLES
AAH (All About Him) That's My God - Single (independent)
Josh Grove Hope - Single (independent)
Kaboose Like That - Single [Polished Arrow Music]
KNGDM REVIVAL Psalm 91 - Single [Dream]
Living Again Cynical and Jaded - Single (independent)
Tenielle Neda Who Do They Say I Am? - Single (independent)
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