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Crazy Caption Photo No.183: "Under Growth"

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"Sorry. Sometimes I get food in my beard." [John D'Agostino]

Geico Caveman: 15 minutes could save you 15% or more on Breakfast. [RockinOutTJ]

"Waiter, there's some hair on my menu. And it's attached to a man..." [Jakers]

"Okay, I see how long your beard has gotten, now can I get some lunch?!" [A non e moose]

"Of these options, which is less likely to get in my beard?" [Jeff]

"So, this is what I've narrowed it down to, everything under the beard I don't want." [Bethany]

If you find a whisker in any of the following items you win a prize! [Alienxphile]

"Grizzly Adams called. He wants his beard back!" [Stacy]

"Buy any item on this menu, and you get a free beard!" [Ambrosia Bunny]

"Oh me? I'm not getting anything. The beard would like an omelet though." [Chris]

"Cutting my beard with a laminated menu isn't working too well..." [Bobby]

Eat all your food. It will put hair on your chin. [Shannon]

"The goats milk is the BEST!" [played_out_fairytale]

"You see this beard? It's magical, isn't it? It once saved a baby cheetah. True Story." [Danaecious]

"What do you mean my beard isn't enough for free pancakes? Just look!" [Rai]

Fiddler in the Booth [MadSkillzLikesSka]

"Yes, I'll have the beard-battered onion rings, please." [sarahontherun]

"Shhh, I always get an extra egg and hide it in my beard for later!" [Theo]

"DUDE! my beard is on the menu... get it?" [Ironman]

"Look! That menu grew a beard and a face!" [Micah Abner] *winner*

This Weeks Winner
Micah Abner won a copy of One Song At A Time by Jamie Grace (and an exclusive JFH "Caption Winner" button!)

 

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Music Out This Week


This Friday, May 1, 2026
ALBUMS
1K Phew Any Given Sunday [Reach]
GLADDEN Living Proof - EP [DREAM]
Haste the Day Dissenter [Solid State]
Illustrate Creative (independent)
Tommee Profitt The Resurrection of the King (2-CD Release) [Capitol CMG]
Queen's Council III - EP [Charon Collective]
The Sagehens Valley Go Home [Velvet Blue]
TKE3 POWER PACK - EP (independent)
Tauren Wells Breathe On It [Capitol CMG]

SINGLES
Bloodlines Revivalist (feat. For Today) - Single [Facedown]
Elan Brio The Way of the Servant (feat. HIS Hypeman Stract) - Single [Polished Arrow]
Chris Caro, OnBeatMusic, tonyxtrotter Tawk - Single [Syntax]
Aaron Cole usher in the spirit (feat. Tenroc) - Single [BEC]
DOE Know Your Name - Single [Provident]
Dubem Burn - Single [Syntax]
EJ Swavv, Riley Mobz, Eelmatic Lonely - Single [Syntax]
Luvell Elevado Clouded Skies II - Single [Syntax]
Faith Worship Arts, John Dreher Something Incredible - Single [Dream Worship]
GLADDEN Living Proof - Single [Dream]
The Hyssongs Good News Savior - Single [Horizon]
IDEGO CALLING OUT (feat. Kins) - Single (independent)
Jenn Johnson Thank You Lord (feat. Brooke Ligertwood) - Single [Bethel]
KNGDM REVIVAL Psalm 139 - Single [Dream]
Brandon Lake & Nick Jonas The Author - Single [Provident]
Kevi Morse Blossom - Single [Syntax]
Mountain People Worship Treasure In The Field [The Unreleased Work Tapes] - Single [Ocean House]
Leslie Perez Back to My Love - Single [Gotee]
Chelsea Plank Moonlight - Single [Provident]
Mike Rogers Soul on Fire (feat. Mac Powell and The Isaacs) - Single [Gaither]
Jordan St. Cyr Wild Love - Single [BEC]

Next Friday, May 8, 2026
ALBUMS
Jason Dunn Formerly Known As... (independent)
Amy Grant The Me That Remains [AG]
idle threat you'll forget the sun [Tooth & Nail]
Michael Gabriel Monroe Heaven Sings Holy - EP [Provident/Sony]
Allan Scott Just One More (Songs from the Motion Picture) - Multi-Single [Dream]

SINGLES
KB Left Hand (feat. Terrian) - Single [Provident]
Matthew Plante LUV ME! - Single [Dream]
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