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Crazy Caption Photo No.189: "DJ Zschech"

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"Silly Shoes" has been on loop in her head all day. [JPC] *winner*

Don't be fooled people. Everyone in this caption is a cardboard cutout! [Rylee]

"Quick, get me a turntable! I have a rap song in my head." [Eddiei]

"Let's all do the office bunny hop!" [Meagan]

What a full moon is to a werewolf, purple lights are to Darlene Zschech. [JPsmash]

"You Didn't see anything...." [Camron]

"And then the cat played the keyboard just like this! It was amazing!" [legolas8884]

"Yo! DJ Z-Check in the hizzouse!" [Jon W]

DJ Zschech [gers:)na]

"Be vewy, vewy quiet." *Glances around* "I'm hunting bunny wabbits" [Layla]

"Have you seen our tech guy? He's about yay high..." [tuck2190]

"Because it's THRILLER! Thriller Night!" [Jesse Adkins]

"Soul Glow! I'm ready to tryout for FF5's 'Zombie' video!" [Alex]

"Friki Friki Fresh Jesus Freaks" [godzgirlaj]

"I feel pretty, Oh so pretty!" [Lee]

"Hello folks, no worries, she just walks like Frankenstein before her morning dose of coffee. This is normal." [Cnote]

This Weeks Winner
JPC won a full pre-release copy of The Hurt and The Healer, the new album by MercyMe (and an exclusive JFH "Caption Winner" button!)

 

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Music Out This Week


This Monday, March 9, 2026
ALBUMS
DPB Undefeated [MTS]

This Friday, March 13, 2026
ALBUMS
Pat Barrett Break Open (Live) [Capitol CMG]
Tomb Slayer Radiance: A Modern Hymns Project [Tomb Slayer]
Phil Wickham Song of the Saints (Deluxe) [Fair Trade]


SINGLES
GLADDEN Love Came Down - Single [DREAM]
Chandler Letner Patiently - Single [DREAM]
John Long Boxes - Single [Ocean House]
Love & The Outcome Sparrow - Single [Integrated Music Rights]
Jake MacAdam The Father's Plan - Single [Ocean House]
Myles Maestro ...Ain't For the Saints - Single [Syntax]
Kevi Morse After All - Single [Syntax]
Poets & Prophets Make Room - Single [Fair Trade]
Seph Schlueter Valley of Worship - Single [Provident/Sony]
Stand41TrueGod Wilderness - Single (independent)

Next Friday, March 20, 2026
ALBUMS
The Caballerials Waxed Curbs & Suburbs - EP [Small Step]
Tommy Royale ChurchBoy [Capitol CMG]

SINGLES
Freedom Church The Church - Single [DREAM Worship]
Hillside Recording A Savior Who Cares - Single [Ocean House]
Hulvey DAVE - Single [Reach]

VINYL
Seph Schlueter Counting My Blessings Vinyl [Provident/Sony]
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