Jesusfreakhideout.com: Lloyd's Crazy Captions: Caption 190

Crazy Caption Photo No.190: "Sanctus Steal"

(pictured: Sanctus Real; Source: The Sanctus Real Instagram Feed)

They were just 6 people away from the greatest heist ever. [Nabertson]

"Quick! Act Natural!" [Breanna]

Real Robbery [Cimarron]

Pieces of a Real Vault [Matthew Walker]

Now you can hear the amazing lost songs of the Sanctus Real vault... If we can ever get it opened. [JJ]

"Hey, our tour bus just got incinerated, so at least we should have fun getting incarcerated." [zannah]

"Hey guys, wanna help us break into the Disney Vault?!" [X Doesn't Own Me]

"....and that was the last time they were ever allowed to play at a bank.." [Tal]

Who needs Kickstarter when you can just break into the local bank vault! [Theoneleft]

Banktus Steal. [Adam]

Just another average day with your average CCM band. [Daniel t]

Sanctus Wheel [Marissa]

Instant headache in 3......2.......1..... [Dee]

"There's an unlimited amount of cheesecake in the freezer. It's all yours...if you can get it open." [Frank]

"FANGIRLS! Quick! Shut the door!" [Sue]

Sometimes you just have to break into a safe with a hand-truck... [Hannah]

Nabertson won a full pre-release copy of The Struggle, the new album by Tenth Avenue North -- out August 21 (and an exclusive JFH "Caption Winner" button!)

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ALBUMS

ANTHNY DIARY ENTRY 1 [Provident]

AOH Music BEHOLD (Acoustic Live), Vol. 1 (independent)

Blanca Full Bloom [Curb]

Chris Blue Every Day Is Christmas [Gaither]

Geoff Moore and The Distance Foundations (Re-Release) [Girder]

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Vince Gill 50 Years From Home: I Gave You Everything I Had - EP [UMG]

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Anne Wilson Stars [Capitol CMG]

Megan Woods The Truth EP [Fair Trade]

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Elevation Worship Jesus Be The Name - Single [Provident]

F'rael God's Wheel (ft. TRYBISHOP) - Single [Syntax]

Brandon Lake When A Cowboy Prays (Amazon Music Songline) - Single [Provident]

LEON Undefeated - Single [El Rescate Music]

No Vain Glory UNLEADED - Single [Syntax]

Park 7 The Hope Is On The Way - Single (independent)

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REFVGE, Cyfë II & WAY? U P W A R D S ft. Bianca Silver & Josh LeCroy - Single [Syntax]

Rhymes In Harmony & MAYIA My Sister - Single [Syntax]

Rock City Worship Gravestone - Single [Capitol CMG]

Anton Scholl Born To Love You - Single [Near Kingdom]

Nathan Sheridan Don't Lose Hope - Single [WieRok]

SNT. VINCENT Feast of the Saints - Single [Syntax]

Vertical Kings Faith In Stereo - Single [Covenant]

Vic Lucas, Essence Natay & Ashleey Barnes Let it Rain - Single [Syntax]

Zane Vickery All Things New - Single (independent)

Aaron Williams Abide (feat. CAIN) - Single [Integrity]

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Chris Blue Every Day Is Christmas DVD [Gaither]

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John Allan untitled EP [Centricity]

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Clear Convictions Endure [Resuscitation]

God Behind Bars Music Live From Angola Prison Vol. 1 [Provident]

Fepeste This World Ain't Mine to Change [Velvet Blue]

gio. FINE BY ME [Capitol CMG]

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Tyson Motsenbocker Modern Worries [Tooth & Nail]

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Good Weather Forecast lows2highs - Single [DREAM]

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Mountains in the Sea You Never Fail (feat. Emily Guy) - Single [DREAM]

Seph Schlueter Already On The Way (feat. Benjamin William Hastings) - Single [Provident]

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The Undertaking! All Smiles - Single (independent)

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