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Crazy Caption Photo No.191: "For Ice Cream and Country"

(pictured: Joel Smallbone of for King & Country; Source: for King & Country Instagram Feed)
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Oatmeal: for even the toughest days out on the battlefield. [toeyoe]

For Ice Cream and Country [Julia]

"Don't ask. Please, just don't ask..." [Tyler Guest]

Master Chief Briggs was VERY sensitive about the fact that he was the only one of the squad to forget his face paint. [ricky stearman]

Caution: Explosive Dessert [ballew57]

"Hope is what we crave, and that will never change. But sometimes the body just craves something--anything--from Starbucks." [Godzgirl9aj] *winner*

From the makers of Dr Pepper 10, a new breakfast food that is not for women. Perfect Oatmeal: for the manly man. [Jakers]

"I don't always eat ice cream, but when I do, I prefer to eat it in a black mesh shirt." [Jenn-O]

for KING, COUNTRY & STARBUCKS [whitle09g]

"I dont alway eat oatmeal, but when I do, I do it hardcore." [Lulu Bean]

"Hasta La Vista, ice cream!" [Jeff]

It was right as the random stranger snapped the picture that Joel realized: he needed to stop playing Halo. [Freckles18]

"I don't always eat ice cream, but when I do, I dress up like a G.I. Joe." [Timothy]

"We are the Borg..." / "I know... 'You will be assimulated,' blah blah blah. After I finish my custard. Resistance is futile." [The Borg]

"Just won the battle of Armageddon... and all I got was this lousy bowl of oatmeal." [Dan G.]

"Oh, like you wouldn't have traded your paint ball gun for this too." [Reid]

"They gave me yogurt, I gave them pain." [Damon]

GI-JO(atmeal) [Shannon]

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Music Out This Week


This Friday, July 24
ALBUMS
Leanna Crawford Thank God [Provident]
Charles Wesley Godwin Christian Name [Big Loud]
eddieM UnReleased - EP [Syntax]
Ezra Worship Initiative Great and Glorious God EP [NCS]
The Inspirations Songs For Our American Culture [Horizon]
Madison Street Worship Who Is Like The Lord [Pure Mosaic]
Josh Snodgrass Acoustic Worship (independent)
Tyraels Ascension Grave Seeker [Rottweiler]
Jean Watson When I Was Fearless (independent)

SINGLES
ANTHNY Prepare Me - Single [SONY/Provident]
Bill B. Here & Home (ft. Davion Morye) - Single [Syntax]
Joe L Barnes Road Less Traveled (feat. Seph Schlueter) - Single [SONY/Provident]
Beach Chapel Give You The World - Single (independent)
LamonTT Blackshire WORLD CUP - Single [Syntax]
CalledOut Music What A Life - Single [Integrity]
Chris Caro BRICK! - Single [Syntax]
Franni Cash The Real Thing - Single [Capitol CMG]
dex the nerd who loves Jesus Dance Like David (ft. Drea LP) - Single [Syntax]
DOE High Praise - Single [SONY/Provident]
Drew Holcomb & The Neighbors, Ellie Holcomb, NEEDTOBREATHE Promised Land - Single [Magnolia]
Noah Paul Harrison The Lifter Of My Head (Live) [feat. Aubree Archibeck] - Single [Bethel]
Koryn Hawthorne His Favorite - Single [Motown Gospel]
Mat Kearney Fall On Me - Single (independent)
The Kingdom Heirs Jesus Never Met A Sinner (That He Couldn't Save) - Single [Sonlite]
Elle Limebear Give Me Joy - Single [Decca]
Autumn Nelon I'll Find You - Single [Gaither]
Lloyd Nicks Paper-Maché - Single [Wings]
Andy Riemersma Holding Me Down - Single [Dream]
Troy Patterson The Nikes (ft. Mont Pringle) - Single [Syntax]
Troy Patterson Blood & Crypt (ft. Semaj Spitz) - Single [Syntax]
Sabyn Worthy (feat. Callie Twisselman) - Single [Owepar]
Sam's The Hero In the Absence of Applause - Single [Small Step]
Sleeping At Last Echo - Single (independent)
Mackenna Swann Surrender - Single [Rixon]
Tru-Serva and OneStepMoore Don't Knock It (feat. De La Cruz & Xay Hill) - Single (independent)
Colton Vance Feeling Okay - Single (independent)
Joel Vaughn Like God Does - Single (independent)
Tauren Wells What A Miracle Feels Like (Live) [feat. Naomi Raine] - Single [Capitol CMG]
Phil Wickham Everyday Hallelujah - Single [Fair Trade]

Next Friday, July 31
ALBUMS
Pat Barrett, Worship Together Burn in Us [Capitol CMG]
Joseph Habedank The Worship Album [Gaither]
Sower Contrast (independent)
Starflyer 59 Disappointed EP [Velvet Blue]

SINGLES
Hillside Recording Come Back Home - Single (independent)
KNGDM REVIVAL OPEN MY EYES - Single [Dream]
We Are Messengers Room For You - Single [Wings]

VINYL
IONA IONA vinyl box set Vinyl (independent)
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