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Crazy Caption Photo No.191: "For Ice Cream and Country"

(pictured: Joel Smallbone of for King & Country; Source: for King & Country Instagram Feed)
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Oatmeal: for even the toughest days out on the battlefield. [toeyoe]

For Ice Cream and Country [Julia]

"Don't ask. Please, just don't ask..." [Tyler Guest]

Master Chief Briggs was VERY sensitive about the fact that he was the only one of the squad to forget his face paint. [ricky stearman]

Caution: Explosive Dessert [ballew57]

"Hope is what we crave, and that will never change. But sometimes the body just craves something--anything--from Starbucks." [Godzgirl9aj] *winner*

From the makers of Dr Pepper 10, a new breakfast food that is not for women. Perfect Oatmeal: for the manly man. [Jakers]

"I don't always eat ice cream, but when I do, I prefer to eat it in a black mesh shirt." [Jenn-O]

for KING, COUNTRY & STARBUCKS [whitle09g]

"I dont alway eat oatmeal, but when I do, I do it hardcore." [Lulu Bean]

"Hasta La Vista, ice cream!" [Jeff]

It was right as the random stranger snapped the picture that Joel realized: he needed to stop playing Halo. [Freckles18]

"I don't always eat ice cream, but when I do, I dress up like a G.I. Joe." [Timothy]

"We are the Borg..." / "I know... 'You will be assimulated,' blah blah blah. After I finish my custard. Resistance is futile." [The Borg]

"Just won the battle of Armageddon... and all I got was this lousy bowl of oatmeal." [Dan G.]

"Oh, like you wouldn't have traded your paint ball gun for this too." [Reid]

"They gave me yogurt, I gave them pain." [Damon]

GI-JO(atmeal) [Shannon]

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This Tuesday, June 2, 2026
ALBUMS
John Joseph James God of the Second Chance (independent)

This Wednesday, June 3, 2026
SINGLES
Life.Church Switch Hunger - Single (independent)

This Thursday, June 4, 2026
ALBUMS
Mike Janzen The End of Myself (independent)

This Friday, June 5, 2026
ALBUMS
John Allan Live from Anaheim - EP [Centricity]
ALTIRA Death of Fear - EP [The Fuel]
August Burns Red Season of Surrender [Fearless]
Reba Rambo On the Folk Side of Gospel (1968) [Sony Legacy]
Zach Williams Revival Nights at Red Rocks [Provident]

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11th Hour Just Keep The Faith - Single [Sonlite]
Holly Brand If I Can't Wear Boots - Single [Integrity]
CAIN Living Water - Single [Provident]
Chris Caro Je Me Souviens - Single [Syntax]
Franni Cash Menace - Single [Capitol CMG]
Jordan Colle Headed My Way - Single [Bethel]
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JJ Hairston Jesus (feat. Dante Bowe) - Single [Motown Gospel]
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Red Worship Christ Our King - Single (independent)
Tds Cam One More Step - Single [Syntax]
Tree63 Voyage - Single [Just Music]
We Are Messengers Lay It All On You - Single [Curb]

Next Sunday, June 7
ALBUMS
Brett Leyde Like a Fool - EP (independent)

SINGLES
Seth Davey Dance in the Dark - Single (independent)

Next Friday, June 12
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