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Crazy Caption Photo No.192: "Cookin' With Chris"

(pictured: Chris August; Source: Chris August Instagram Feed)
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"We really should have done a taste test before filming..." [Priscilla]

"Sorry guys, no show today...All the ingredients said best before August!" [Jakers]

After a Julia Child marathon, Chris August discovered his new passion. [a person]

And, at that moment, Chris realized something - He can't cook. [Shannon]

"Today on Cooking With Chris, we will be learning how to whip up a delicious pop album, full of catchy hooks and hard-hitting lyrics..." [Duncan] *winner*

"Who wants to learn how to microwave some Spaghetti O's?" [Leo]

"And then you put in 7 x 70 sprinkles of sugar, otherwise it won't be sweet enough." [whitle09g]

"Do you guys really think a cooking show will boost CD sales?" [Timothy]

"And now I'll show you how to make my famous 'Candy Wrap'" [vabrianx]

"So today we're baking my personal favourite: the upside-of-down plum cake!" [Apples]

"This is Cooking with Chris; the only cooking show where you learn to burn your food but look good while doing it!" [Dee]

"Now, this recipe is perfect in the dark, in the light, in the morning and night." [Brenna]

The smoke alarm taught them all why Chris August was "Male Vocalist of the Year"...not "Cook." [Godslilwriter2597]

"This is not what I had in mind when I said I was ready to start cooking up a new album." [Nabertson]

"Smile Chris! You're on Candid Camera!" [JesusFanatic]

"I'm jus' sayin' guys, if Rachel Ray can do it..." [hapballer]

"And that, my friends, is how you make cereal!" [Malisha]

"I should stick to my day job..." [Mike]

Chef Chris-r-dee [MadSkillzLikesSka]

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This Friday, August 28
ALBUMS
Anthem Edition Something's Goin' On - EP [Sonlite]
Bill B. Niche [Syntax]
DOE Shiloh [Provident/Sony]
Every Moment Holy: Prayer Songs, 2026 Q3 Anchoring the Heart in Hope (independent)
NRWHL Glory Be [The Charon Collective]
Noah Paul Harrison Do Not Go Gentle (Live) [Bethel]
I.A.N. I AM NEW [Syntax]
Prevailer Convalescent [Rottweiler]
John Van Deusen As Long As I Am In The Tent of This Body I Will Make A Joyful Noise Pt. 2 [Anotherland]
Various Artists Beyond Belief - Original Motion Picture Soundtrack [Girder]

SINGLES
11th Hour Today Is The Day - Single [Sonlite]
Angioplasty My Only (feat Shayla Van Tassel) - Single (independent)
Elan Brio Made For More - Single [Polished Arrow]
Kirk Franklin Thank You For Everything (feat. Karen Clark-Sheard) - Single [Fo Yo Soul]
Future of Forestry California - Single (independent)
Gaither These Are They (feat. David Phelps, Shane McConnell) [Live] - Single [Gaither]
Tim Hughes Make A Way (Live) - Single [Integrity]
Katy Weirich & Jake MacAdam Holy Ground - Single (independent)
Tae Lamar So Alive - Single [Polished Arrow]
John Long Trust In Him - Single (independent)
Adam Michael Pass the Parcel - Single (independent)
m1L, MotionPlus, Alias Molombo Made For More - Single [Polished Arrow]
Mountain People Worship No Lover Like Jesus - Single (independent)
Lexly Nirvana True Story (ft. VerbPro 12:4) - Single [Syntax]
Out of the Whirlwind Until Jesus Taught Me to Love - Single (independent)
John Pape The Road - Single (independent)
Leslie Perez Waiting For - Single [Gotee]
Matthew Plante KEEP FOCUS! - Single [Dream]
Sarah Reeves Made - Single [Curb]
Simply Worship & Sam Daniel Lamb of God - Single (independent)
Sleeping At Last Atom 17 - Single (independent)
Ryan Stevenson Eye of the Storm (Anniversary Edition) - Single [Gotee]
Tauren Wells Serve The Lord (Live) [feat. Davies.] - Single [Capitol CMG]
Sweden Yanulavich Holy City - Single (independent)

Next Wednesday, September 2
SINGLES
Alex Henry Foster Siren's Call - Single [Hopeful Tragedy]

Next Friday, September 4
ALBUMS
Sarah Reeves Standing Up [Curb]
Zahna Break or Breakthrough [XOVR]

SINGLES
Beach Chapel Cardiff - Single (independent)
Chandler Letner At a Bar - Single [Dream]
Matthew Plante FAVOUR! - Single [Dream]
Jon Reddick Tell Somebody - Single [Gotee]
Magdalene Rose Do You Want to Be Free? - Single [RockFest]
V1 Worship Still Worthy - Single [Dream]
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