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Crazy Caption Photo No.192: "Cookin' With Chris"

(pictured: Chris August; Source: Chris August Instagram Feed)

"We really should have done a taste test before filming..." [Priscilla]

"Sorry guys, no show today...All the ingredients said best before August!" [Jakers]

After a Julia Child marathon, Chris August discovered his new passion. [a person]

And, at that moment, Chris realized something - He can't cook. [Shannon]

"Today on Cooking With Chris, we will be learning how to whip up a delicious pop album, full of catchy hooks and hard-hitting lyrics..." [Duncan]

"Who wants to learn how to microwave some Spaghetti O's?" [Leo]

"And then you put in 7 x 70 sprinkles of sugar, otherwise it won't be sweet enough." [whitle09g]

"Do you guys really think a cooking show will boost CD sales?" [Timothy]

"And now I'll show you how to make my famous 'Candy Wrap'" [vabrianx]

"So today we're baking my personal favourite: the upside-of-down plum cake!" [Apples]

"This is Cooking with Chris; the only cooking show where you learn to burn your food but look good while doing it!" [Dee]

"Now, this recipe is perfect in the dark, in the light, in the morning and night." [Brenna]

The smoke alarm taught them all why Chris August was "Male Vocalist of the Year"...not "Cook." [Godslilwriter2597]

"This is not what I had in mind when I said I was ready to start cooking up a new album." [Nabertson]

"Smile Chris! You're on Candid Camera!" [JesusFanatic]

"I'm jus' sayin' guys, if Rachel Ray can do it..." [hapballer]

"And that, my friends, is how you make cereal!" [Malisha]

"I should stick to my day job..." [Mike]

Chef Chris-r-dee [MadSkillzLikesSka]

Duncan won a full pre-release copy of I Choose Jesus, the new album by Moriah Peters (and an exclusive JFH "Caption Winner" button!)

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ALBUMS

ANTHNY DIARY ENTRY 1 [Provident]

AOH Music BEHOLD (Acoustic Live), Vol. 1 (independent)

Blanca Full Bloom [Curb]

Chris Blue Every Day Is Christmas [Gaither]

Geoff Moore and The Distance Foundations (Re-Release) [Girder]

Geoff Moore and The Distance A Place To Stand (Re-Release) [Girder]

Vince Gill 50 Years From Home: I Gave You Everything I Had - EP [UMG]

Nate Parrish Make Me A Mountain (independent)

Psallos The New and Better Way: Hymns of Hebrews (independent)

Anne Wilson Stars [Capitol CMG]

Megan Woods The Truth EP [Fair Trade]

SINGLES

Elevation Worship Jesus Be The Name - Single [Provident]

F'rael God's Wheel (ft. TRYBISHOP) - Single [Syntax]

Brandon Lake When A Cowboy Prays (Amazon Music Songline) - Single [Provident]

LEON Undefeated - Single [El Rescate Music]

No Vain Glory UNLEADED - Single [Syntax]

Park 7 The Hope Is On The Way - Single (independent)

Rave Jesus & Gracie Binion Need Your Love - Single [Provident]

REFVGE, Cyfë II & WAY? U P W A R D S ft. Bianca Silver & Josh LeCroy - Single [Syntax]

Rhymes In Harmony & MAYIA My Sister - Single [Syntax]

Rock City Worship Gravestone - Single [Capitol CMG]

Anton Scholl Born To Love You - Single [Near Kingdom]

Nathan Sheridan Don't Lose Hope - Single [WieRok]

SNT. VINCENT Feast of the Saints - Single [Syntax]

Vertical Kings Faith In Stereo - Single [Covenant]

Vic Lucas, Essence Natay & Ashleey Barnes Let it Rain - Single [Syntax]

Zane Vickery All Things New - Single (independent)

Aaron Williams Abide (feat. CAIN) - Single [Integrity]

DVD

Chris Blue Every Day Is Christmas DVD [Gaither]

Next Friday, October 24, 2025
ALBUMS

John Allan untitled EP [Centricity]

Dan Bremnes The Villain - EP [Curb]

Clear Convictions Endure [Resuscitation]

God Behind Bars Music Live From Angola Prison Vol. 1 [Provident]

Fepeste This World Ain't Mine to Change [Velvet Blue]

gio. FINE BY ME [Capitol CMG]

Brandon Lake Amazon Music Songline [Provident]

Tyson Motsenbocker Modern Worries [Tooth & Nail]

Smalltown Poets St. Augustine (independent)

Zahriya Zachary Rediscovery [Bethel]

SINGLES

29:11 Worship, Zion Rempel You Never Fail (feat. Emily Guy) - Single [DREAM]

Joe L Barnes Grief, Joy, Gratitude - Single [Provident]

Chad Cory, Zacardi Cortez My First Love (Remix) - Single [DREAM]

Leanna Crawford Beginning Of Your Grace - Single [Provident]

darthy Juniper Tree - Single [WieRok]

Emerson Day Midnight Hour - Single [Fair Trade]

Good Weather Forecast lows2highs - Single [DREAM]

Grace + Max Rich - Single [WieRok]

Mercy Tribe Music The King is in the Room (feat. Ayiesha Woods) - Single (independent)

Mountains in the Sea You Never Fail (feat. Emily Guy) - Single [DREAM]

Seph Schlueter Already On The Way (feat. Benjamin William Hastings) - Single [Provident]

Tomb Slayer The Christmas Lamb (feat. Khristian Dentley & Sarah Whittemore) - Single [Tomb Slayer]

The Undertaking! All Smiles - Single (independent)

VINYL

Clear Convictions Endure [Resuscitation]

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