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Crazy Caption Photo No.195: "House of Hulk"

(pictured: Tim Skipper of House of Heroes; Source: Ethan Luck's Instagram Feed)
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Some battles just aren't epic enough for a full length movie. [Nabertson]

Late for band practice, Tim had a habit of winding up in the right place at the wrong time. [Anthony]

So that's what happens when you try to leave Gotee Records... [zakk]

"I only asked him if he wanted pancakes!" [Zaryan]

House of Hulk [Brett/Adam Wilson]

When he asked if the Hulk would like to pose for his next album cover, this isn't exactly what he had in mind. [JesusFanatic]

"You don't wanna know what color I turn!" [Tim]

"Can I get your autogr..." "NO!!" [Godsgrl]

"This house isn't big enough for two heroes!" [bertlebum]

The Hulk had thought "House of Heroes" was a place. He did not take it well when Tim corrected him. [Lex The Sparrow]

He's not gonna feel this in the morning. He'll come to in about three days! [Mad Skillz Likes Ska]

He said, "I want a #1 hit." The Hulk took it literally. [LibbyG]

"Hulk no like "V" neck shirt! HULK SMASH!" [Egypt]

"Remind me next time NOT to challenge Bruce Banner to a fight!" [Jordan]

"Hulk onto me, hulk onto us, hulk onto me, we were giant ones..." [hulkofheroes]

"They didn't tell ME that they had a Hulk..." [Katie Morgan]

"Would I be a wimp if I said that really hurt?" [Indygus]

"Puny Hero" [JustMe] *winner*

Jesus Freak Smackdown [Daniel Taylor]

He was just having a regular chat with Eric Bana, when suddenly, things took a turn for the worse. [d from da hood]

"ENOUGH! You are, all of you, beneath me! I am a god, you dull creature, and I will not be bullied by" [[[*SMASH*]]] [Chreaster]

"Hah. Puny band." [Nikki]

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This Tuesday, September 22
ALBUMS
PFR Target and the Arrow (independent)

This Thursday, September 24
SINGLES
Bloodlines So Much To Lose - Single [Facedown]
NEEDTOBREATHE Can't Apologize (feat. Jonah Kagen) - Single [UMG]

This Friday, September 25
ALBUMS
Altarheart Prone To Wander [Rottweiler]
ANTHNY Worship Leader's Diary [Provident / Sony]
Elan Brio Sound Waves [Polished Arrow]
Brotality Jaws of the Earth (independent)
Forsaken Eternity Shades of Existence - EP [Rottweiler]
Gaither Bill & Gloria Gaither and their Homecoming Friends Present You Are Loved: A Tribute to the Songs of Bill & Gloria (Live) [Gaither]
gio. & Dell Mac PROMISE LAND [Orenda / Capitol CMG]
Pomegranate More To Find - EP (independent)
Red Worship Witness (independent)
Sean Rodriguez Just Like God EP [WieRok]
Stryper Throne Of Thorns [Frontiers Music]
Tommis & Company The Wonder of You, Vol. 2 - EP (independent)
We Are Messengers Halfway Home [Curb Records]
Matthew West Jesus Is King [Story House Music]
The Wood Drake Sessions East to West (independent)

SINGLES
Sarah Anthony Jesus is King - Single (independent)
AustinThaNoble Mommy, I’m Praying for You - Single [Syntax]
Chris Caro DID WHAT I SAID - Single [Syntax]
Jenn Chenoweth Still Small Voice - Single [WieRise]
Peter Ebraheem The King is Risen (feat. K.N.O) - Single (independent)
Kirk Franklin This Time (feat. GloRilla) - Single [Uptown]
Kelo Real Love - Single [Syntax]
Perry LaHaie Well Done - Single [Frontiers]
Rachael Lampa Permission - Single [Centricity]
Jamie MacDonald Used to Be - Single [Capitol CMG]
MŌRIAH Kick - Single [F2]
Neal Morse & The Resonance Walk On Water - Single [InsideOutMusic]
Mackenzie Phillips Made - Single [Gotee]
Presence Music Fight or Flight - Single (independent)
QEW & Cyrus Sonata Nu Nimbus Vibez (ft. Scribe Music) - Single [Syntax]
Jenna Raine I See What You're Saying - Single [Warner]
River Valley Worship King of the Empty Grave - Single [BEC]
Seph Schlueter All In - Single [Provident]
Sleeping At Last Go On Easy - Single (independent)
The Sean Coleman Project Might Just Be My Day (feat. Brad Goff) - Single (independent)

DVD
Gaither Bill & Gloria Gaither and their Homecoming Friends Present You Are Loved: A Tribute to the Songs of Bill & Gloria (Live) DVD [Gaither]

Next Friday, October 2
ALBUMS
Charles Billingsley Replay [StowTown]
Amy Grant The Me That Remains (Deluxe Edition) [Thirty Tigers]
The Light Superior Dayspring [Rottweiler]
Jake MacAdam Source of Life - EP (independent)
Josh Snodgrass Praise (Instrumental Guitar) - EP (independent)
Tauren Wells Here Comes The Church (Live) [Capitol CMG]

SINGLES
Francesca Battistelli Won't Miss A Moment - Single [Curb]
Gracie Binion & Bella Fabrizio Recompense - Single [BEC]
Koryn Hawthorne God Is Real - Single [Motown Gospel]
Olivia Lane Mother's Eyes - Single [BEC]
Chandler Marie Ride Away - Single (independent)
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