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Crazy Caption Photo No.195: "House of Hulk"

(pictured: Tim Skipper of House of Heroes; Source: Ethan Luck's Instagram Feed)
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Some battles just aren't epic enough for a full length movie. [Nabertson]

Late for band practice, Tim had a habit of winding up in the right place at the wrong time. [Anthony]

So that's what happens when you try to leave Gotee Records... [zakk]

"I only asked him if he wanted pancakes!" [Zaryan]

House of Hulk [Brett/Adam Wilson]

When he asked if the Hulk would like to pose for his next album cover, this isn't exactly what he had in mind. [JesusFanatic]

"You don't wanna know what color I turn!" [Tim]

"Can I get your autogr..." "NO!!" [Godsgrl]

"This house isn't big enough for two heroes!" [bertlebum]

The Hulk had thought "House of Heroes" was a place. He did not take it well when Tim corrected him. [Lex The Sparrow]

He's not gonna feel this in the morning. He'll come to in about three days! [Mad Skillz Likes Ska]

He said, "I want a #1 hit." The Hulk took it literally. [LibbyG]

"Hulk no like "V" neck shirt! HULK SMASH!" [Egypt]

"Remind me next time NOT to challenge Bruce Banner to a fight!" [Jordan]

"Hulk onto me, hulk onto us, hulk onto me, we were giant ones..." [hulkofheroes]

"They didn't tell ME that they had a Hulk..." [Katie Morgan]

"Would I be a wimp if I said that really hurt?" [Indygus]

"Puny Hero" [JustMe] *winner*

Jesus Freak Smackdown [Daniel Taylor]

He was just having a regular chat with Eric Bana, when suddenly, things took a turn for the worse. [d from da hood]

"ENOUGH! You are, all of you, beneath me! I am a god, you dull creature, and I will not be bullied by" [[[*SMASH*]]] [Chreaster]

"Hah. Puny band." [Nikki]

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This Friday, November 6
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VINYL
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Next Wednesday, November 11
ALBUMS
Anberlin Currency [Equal Vision]

Next Friday, November 13
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Blanca A Christmas To Remember [Curb]
Amy Grant Tennessee Christmas: 10th Anniversary Edition [Capitol CMG/AG]
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