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Crazy Caption Photo No.196: "Jars Of Pretzels"

(pictured: Stephen Mason of Jars of Clay; Source: Stephen's Instagram Feed)
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"364 days until the next Pretzel Day!" [Ian]

"Mario, you maka de pizza, I maka de pretzel." [Anthony] *winner*

His online dating site video simply said, "I knead to be loved. Looking to tie the knot." [Indygus]

The photographer became instantly famous when he learned he snapped a picture that revealed the secret identity of the elusive superhero, The Flash. [godzgirl9aj]

So this is what happens to artist that don't have hit records? [Stacy]

"I'll make ya an offa' ya just can't refuse." [Chreaster]

"I made this for you!" [Danegerous]

"HEY! I told you you need a hair net for that mustache!" [CayCurr95]

"It's too dangerous to go alone! Take this!" [Patricia O'Connor]

"You can have this pretzel, but there's a twist. Mwahaha" [Mad Skillz Likes Ska]

He tried his hand at another occupation..but you could say it was twisted. [Jennawithab]

"I MUSTACHE you a question! How do you like pretzels?" [Leo]

Jars Of Pretzels [stacy122]

"Thank you Mario! But your pretzel is in another castle." [Psykotick]

With video game sales down, Mario took a second job. [Dave]

This Weeks Winner
Anthony won a full CD copy of Love Found Me, the new album from VOTA (and an exclusive JFH "Caption Winner" button!)

 

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Music Out This Week


This Friday, September 19, 2025
ALBUMS
Sho Baraka Midnight of a Good Culture [Syntax]
Dave Barnes The Songs That Got Away (independent)
Influence Music One True God (independent)
LO Worship Songs For the Anxious Heart [Integrity]
Mainstream Worship Dwelling Place [DREAM Worship]
Lauren Mann Heaven - EP (independent)
Mat & Savanna Just How Strong You Are (independent)
Jackie Hill Perry Blameless [Reach]
Zane Walls Dry Bones - EP [DREAM]
Zach Williams Jesus Loves [Provident]
Paul Wright GOD SONGS (independent)

SINGLES
1K Phew MOVE IT! (feat. Forrest Frank and 1K Pson) - Single [Reach]
Anike That's God (feat. Porsha Love) - Single [Reach]
Elan Brio From Sin to Grace - Single (independent)
GZeal No Time - Single [Syntax]
I.A.N. & Cas Yahweh - Single [Syntax]
Vic Lucas Call On Me ft. Domi Grace - Single [Syntax]
No Vain Glory GRAH - Single [Syntax]
Frankie Orella Like This - Single (independent)
Nate Parrish That's Just Life - Single (independent)
Poor Old Lu A Forest - Single (independent)
Razzie, g!ng, Ally Minju NOSEBLEEDS - Single [Syntax]
Rhymes in Harmony Make Room - Single [Syntax]
Rosemont Dust - Single (independent)
Saved By Skarlet Memory Relapse - Single (independent)
Tds Cam Never Really Cared - Single [Syntax]
John Waller & WallerCo & Eric Lee Brumley Surprise Me - Single [DREAM]

Next Friday, September 26, 2025
ALBUMS
Glae Black Cloud - EP [Broken Curfew Records]
Michael Gabriel Monroe Some Things I've Been Learning About God [Provident]
Kevin Schlereth Settle In (independent)
Chris Tomlin The King Is Still The King [Capitol CMG]
Voluntary Mortification Mortem Cultus - EP (independent)

SINGLES
The Rogers Family He's Still God - Single [Horizon]
Terrian Testimony - Single [Gotee]
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