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Crazy Caption Photo No.196: "Jars Of Pretzels"

(pictured: Stephen Mason of Jars of Clay; Source: Stephen's Instagram Feed)
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"364 days until the next Pretzel Day!" [Ian]

"Mario, you maka de pizza, I maka de pretzel." [Anthony] *winner*

His online dating site video simply said, "I knead to be loved. Looking to tie the knot." [Indygus]

The photographer became instantly famous when he learned he snapped a picture that revealed the secret identity of the elusive superhero, The Flash. [godzgirl9aj]

So this is what happens to artist that don't have hit records? [Stacy]

"I'll make ya an offa' ya just can't refuse." [Chreaster]

"I made this for you!" [Danegerous]

"HEY! I told you you need a hair net for that mustache!" [CayCurr95]

"It's too dangerous to go alone! Take this!" [Patricia O'Connor]

"You can have this pretzel, but there's a twist. Mwahaha" [Mad Skillz Likes Ska]

He tried his hand at another occupation..but you could say it was twisted. [Jennawithab]

"I MUSTACHE you a question! How do you like pretzels?" [Leo]

Jars Of Pretzels [stacy122]

"Thank you Mario! But your pretzel is in another castle." [Psykotick]

With video game sales down, Mario took a second job. [Dave]

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Music Out This Week


This Monday, July 20
ALBUMS
Emery Styrofoam [Emeryland]

This Friday, July 24
ALBUMS
Leanna Crawford Thank God [Provident]
Charles Wesley Godwin Christian Name [Big Loud]
eddieM UnReleased - EP [Syntax]
Ezra Worship Initiative Great and Glorious God EP [NCS]
The Inspirations Songs For Our American Culture [Horizon]
Josh Snodgrass Acoustic Worship (independent)
Tyraels Ascension Grave Seeker [Rottweiler]

SINGLES
LamonTT Blackshire WORLD CUP - Single [Syntax]
Bill B. Here & Home (ft. Davion Morye) - Single [Syntax]
Beach Chapel Give You The World - Single (independent)
Chris Caro BRICK! - Single [Syntax]
dex the nerd who loves Jesus Dance Like David (ft. Drea LP) - Single [Syntax]
Elle Limebear Give Me Joy - Single [Wings]
Lloyd Nicks Paper-Maché - Single [Wings]
Andy Riemersma Holding Me Down - Single [Dream]
Troy Patterson The Nikes (ft. Mont Pringle) - Single [Syntax]
Troy Patterson Blood & Crypt (ft. Semaj Spitz) - Single [Syntax]
Sleeping At Last Echo - Single (independent)
Joel Vaughn Like God Does - Single (independent)
Phil Wickham Everyday Hallelujah - Single [Fair Trade]

Next Friday, July 31
ALBUMS
Pat Barrett, Worship Together Burn in Us [Capitol CMG]
Joseph Habedank The Worship Album [Gaither]
Sower Contrast (independent)
Starflyer 59 Disappointed EP [Velvet Blue]

SINGLES
Hillside Recording Come Back Home - Single (independent)
KNGDM REVIVAL OPEN MY EYES - Single [Dream]
We Are Messengers Room For You - Single [Wings]

VINYL
IONA IONA vinyl box set Vinyl (independent)
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