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Crazy Caption Photo No.196: "Jars Of Pretzels"

(pictured: Stephen Mason of Jars of Clay; Source: Stephen's Instagram Feed)
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"364 days until the next Pretzel Day!" [Ian]

"Mario, you maka de pizza, I maka de pretzel." [Anthony] *winner*

His online dating site video simply said, "I knead to be loved. Looking to tie the knot." [Indygus]

The photographer became instantly famous when he learned he snapped a picture that revealed the secret identity of the elusive superhero, The Flash. [godzgirl9aj]

So this is what happens to artist that don't have hit records? [Stacy]

"I'll make ya an offa' ya just can't refuse." [Chreaster]

"I made this for you!" [Danegerous]

"HEY! I told you you need a hair net for that mustache!" [CayCurr95]

"It's too dangerous to go alone! Take this!" [Patricia O'Connor]

"You can have this pretzel, but there's a twist. Mwahaha" [Mad Skillz Likes Ska]

He tried his hand at another occupation..but you could say it was twisted. [Jennawithab]

"I MUSTACHE you a question! How do you like pretzels?" [Leo]

Jars Of Pretzels [stacy122]

"Thank you Mario! But your pretzel is in another castle." [Psykotick]

With video game sales down, Mario took a second job. [Dave]

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Anthony won a full CD copy of Love Found Me, the new album from VOTA (and an exclusive JFH "Caption Winner" button!)

 

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This Friday, December 26, 2025
ALBUMS
Elan Brio Written In Sound (independent)
Silent Reflection Earth Under Heaven [Syntax]
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SINGLES
m1L, R.kitect Mobilize - Single (independent)
Saints in Exile Bulletproof - Single [Syntax]

Next Wednesday, December 31, 2025
ALBUMS
Meeting of the Mimes Odyssey (independent)

Next Thursday, January 1, 2026
ALBUMS
Exile & Eden New Horizon (independent)
Relentless Pursuit The Aftermath - EP (independent)

SINGLES
J Payne, K-Drama, True 2 Society WE BEEN AT IT - Single (independent)

VINYL
Andy Mineo Uncomfortable (Limited Anniversary Edition) [SMLXL]

Next Friday, January 2, 2026
SINGLES
Ian Austin, Heather Suzanne Run Free - Single [Ocean House]
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