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Crazy Caption Photo No.198: "Ssssswitchfoot"

(pictured: Jerome Fontamillas of Switchfoot; Source: Drew Shirley's Instagram Feed, @drewshirley)
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A rare outtake from the unreleased Switchfoot DVD, "Viper Verses." [DJ Skillz]

Jerome was happy to finally be back home to see his best friend, Patty the Python. [Toeyoe]

FAMOUS LAST WORDS: "Look guys, it's harmless!" [Sarah]

Snake: "Your breath sSssStinks!" [standingupforJC]

Learning to Breathe, Step 33: Boa constrictor attack. [True Branch]

"Welcome to 'Romey's Reptile Sanctuary'" [Tiffany W.]

Jerome Dontchakillus [Theo]

Yet another victim of PETA's new "anti snakeskin jackets" campaign. [DJ Ska]

"I name you Fluffy, and you will be my Fluffy." Fluffy ate him. [dhthrailkill]

"AHHH!!! I thought you said it was stuffed?!!!!" [Mike]

"This was NOT in the brochure!" [MainstreamReject]

"Get this shot quick, Jon. It's heavy." [shikow]

Ssssswitchfoot [godsgirl2597]

"I can't believe I waited in a 6 hour line just to do this." [d from da hood]

"Ssssssssay Hello to my little friend." [Tara]

"So you just have to unhinge your jaw like this? And you can swallow the snake whole?" [Nabertson]

"HELP! I'm being killed by a snake... quick! Take a picture" [Gh0ce] *winner*

Women often wear feather boas, leaving men feeling left out. But fear not. There are now "boa constrictors" - the manly boa style. They come in a variety of sizes. (do not forget to feed) [Torie]

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Alex Henry Foster Springtime - Single [Hopeful Tragedy]
NEEDTOBREATHE Last Drink - Single [UMG]

This Friday, June 19
ALBUMS
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