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Crazy Caption Photo No.198: "Ssssswitchfoot"

(pictured: Jerome Fontamillas of Switchfoot; Source: Drew Shirley's Instagram Feed, @drewshirley)
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A rare outtake from the unreleased Switchfoot DVD, "Viper Verses." [DJ Skillz]

Jerome was happy to finally be back home to see his best friend, Patty the Python. [Toeyoe]

FAMOUS LAST WORDS: "Look guys, it's harmless!" [Sarah]

Snake: "Your breath sSssStinks!" [standingupforJC]

Learning to Breathe, Step 33: Boa constrictor attack. [True Branch]

"Welcome to 'Romey's Reptile Sanctuary'" [Tiffany W.]

Jerome Dontchakillus [Theo]

Yet another victim of PETA's new "anti snakeskin jackets" campaign. [DJ Ska]

"I name you Fluffy, and you will be my Fluffy." Fluffy ate him. [dhthrailkill]

"AHHH!!! I thought you said it was stuffed?!!!!" [Mike]

"This was NOT in the brochure!" [MainstreamReject]

"Get this shot quick, Jon. It's heavy." [shikow]

Ssssswitchfoot [godsgirl2597]

"I can't believe I waited in a 6 hour line just to do this." [d from da hood]

"Ssssssssay Hello to my little friend." [Tara]

"So you just have to unhinge your jaw like this? And you can swallow the snake whole?" [Nabertson]

"HELP! I'm being killed by a snake... quick! Take a picture" [Gh0ce] *winner*

Women often wear feather boas, leaving men feeling left out. But fear not. There are now "boa constrictors" - the manly boa style. They come in a variety of sizes. (do not forget to feed) [Torie]

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This Tuesday, November 10
SINGLES
Seth Davey A New Dawn - Single (independent)

This Wednesday, November 11
ALBUMS
Anberlin CURRENCY [Equal Vision]

This Friday, November 13
ALBUMS
Blanca A Christmas To Remember [Curb]
Amy Grant Tennessee Christmas: 10th Anniversary Edition [Capitol CMG/AG]
Lily Hooten Promise Land [Anotherland]
The Lofi Christian & Commons Worship The Commons Lofi (independent)
outr.cty Green Skies, Blue Grass [Syntax]
Jackie Hill Perry Still Blameless (Deluxe) [Velvet Blue]
Leem of the Earth See [Velvet Blue]
Tye Tribbett V20: First Semester (Live) [Freligious]
Calum Wood Christmas Songs from the Kitchen Table, Vol. 2 (independent)

SINGLES
Chris Caro 10 YEARS IN A MINUTE - Single [Syntax]
Cutright The Curtain - Single [Syntax]
Jordan Feliz Fast - Single [Centricity]
Josh Grove Glory - Single (independent)
Living Again Get This Far - Single (independent)
Magdalene Rose the terrifying reality of it all - Single [Rockfest]
Hunter Plake Silver Bells - Single [BEC]
Matthew Plante OVEN MITT! - Single [Dream]
Jordan St. Cyr Angels We Have Heard On High - Single [BEC]
Amelia Wells At Your Feet - Single [Hope Lane]
Natasha Zimbaro Emmanuel - Single [Wings]

VINYL
Anberlin CURRENCY Vinyl [Equal Vision]

Next Thursday, November 19
ALBUMS
NEEDTOBREATHE The Long Surrender and The Fellow Passengers of Pain [UMG]

Next Friday, November 20
ALBUMS
Gabrielle Lovelace The Secret of Christmas [Old Bear]
Mountains in the Sea Breakthrough - EP [Dream]
New Wine Worship Ready For More - EP (independent)
The Rogers Family Let's Sing a Song About Jesus [Horizon]
Will Morrison, Calm Worship Collective Christmas Music - Instrumental Piano Holiday Songs (independent)

SINGLES
Francesca Battistelli Messiah (Cinematic) - Single [Curb]
Gracie Binion O Holy Night - Single [BEC]
John Long love deep - Single (independent)
Chandler Marie Merry Christmas Mary - Single (independent)
Hunter Plake Silent Night - Single [BEC]
Matthew Plante PRAISE DANCE! - Single [Dream]
Run51 Wishlist - Single [Dream]
Mike Weaver Homecoming - Single [Curb]
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