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Crazy Caption Photo No.198: "Ssssswitchfoot"

(pictured: Jerome Fontamillas of Switchfoot; Source: Drew Shirley's Instagram Feed, @drewshirley)
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A rare outtake from the unreleased Switchfoot DVD, "Viper Verses." [DJ Skillz]

Jerome was happy to finally be back home to see his best friend, Patty the Python. [Toeyoe]

FAMOUS LAST WORDS: "Look guys, it's harmless!" [Sarah]

Snake: "Your breath sSssStinks!" [standingupforJC]

Learning to Breathe, Step 33: Boa constrictor attack. [True Branch]

"Welcome to 'Romey's Reptile Sanctuary'" [Tiffany W.]

Jerome Dontchakillus [Theo]

Yet another victim of PETA's new "anti snakeskin jackets" campaign. [DJ Ska]

"I name you Fluffy, and you will be my Fluffy." Fluffy ate him. [dhthrailkill]

"AHHH!!! I thought you said it was stuffed?!!!!" [Mike]

"This was NOT in the brochure!" [MainstreamReject]

"Get this shot quick, Jon. It's heavy." [shikow]

Ssssswitchfoot [godsgirl2597]

"I can't believe I waited in a 6 hour line just to do this." [d from da hood]

"Ssssssssay Hello to my little friend." [Tara]

"So you just have to unhinge your jaw like this? And you can swallow the snake whole?" [Nabertson]

"HELP! I'm being killed by a snake... quick! Take a picture" [Gh0ce] *winner*

Women often wear feather boas, leaving men feeling left out. But fear not. There are now "boa constrictors" - the manly boa style. They come in a variety of sizes. (do not forget to feed) [Torie]

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Music Out This Week


This Monday, March 9, 2026
ALBUMS
DPB Undefeated [MTS]

This Friday, March 13, 2026
ALBUMS
Pat Barrett Break Open (Live) [Capitol CMG]
NCS Collective Nothing But the Name (independent)
Tomb Slayer Radiance: A Modern Hymns Project [Tomb Slayer]
Phil Wickham Song of the Saints (Deluxe) [Fair Trade]


SINGLES
Garett and Kate Serban Sing Of Your Love (Live) - Single [Bethel]
GLADDEN Love Came Down - Single [DREAM]
Grace Graber Oceans - Single (independent)
Jay-Way Bank On It (feat. KB) - Single [Curb]
Kingsmen Is That The Old Ship Zion - Single [Horizon]
Chandler Letner Patiently - Single [DREAM]
John Long Boxes - Single [Ocean House]
Love & The Outcome Sparrow - Single [Integrated Music Rights]
Jake MacAdam The Father's Plan - Single [Ocean House]
Myles Maestro ...Ain't For the Saints - Single [Syntax]
Kevi Morse After All - Single [Syntax]
Warren Peay Learn Something Old - Single [Integrity]
Poets & Prophets Make Room - Single [Fair Trade]
Tommee Profitt There Is Power (feat. CROWDER) - Single [Capitol CMG]
The Rogers Family A Place to Spend the Night - Single [Horizon]
Seph Schlueter Valley of Worship - Single [Provident/Sony]
Scout and the Saints Dancin' on My Grave - Single (independent)
Stand41TrueGod Wilderness - Single (independent)
Terrian Testimony (feat. CeCe Winans) - Single [Gotee]

Next Friday, March 20, 2026
ALBUMS
The Caballerials Waxed Curbs & Suburbs - EP [Small Step]
Tommy Royale ChurchBoy [Capitol CMG]

SINGLES
Freedom Church The Church - Single [DREAM Worship]
Josh Grove Rain or Shine - Single (independent)
Hillside Recording A Savior Who Cares - Single [Ocean House]
Hulvey DAVE - Single [Reach]

VINYL
Seph Schlueter Counting My Blessings Vinyl [Provident/Sony]
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