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Crazy Caption Photo No.197: "Bad Luck"

(pictured: Ethan Luck, formerly of Relient K; Source: Ethan's Instagram Feed)
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"You were in a group called Demon Hunter?!? I'm in a group that hunt things too..." [Aaron]

"Is that an Arnold tattoo on your neck?" [Evan A]

He could handle the embarrassing beatdown and the threat of imminent death, but when the Predator gloated, "Your luck's just run out," Ethan finally snapped. [SMC] *winner*

Even Predator prefers Dave Douglas. [ToeYoe]

"Ok, ok, I'll never make fun of arts and crafts conventions again; I understand!" [Jefferson]

"My, what soft skin you have!" [rrrun]

"Get to the CH-- K CAR!!!" [knojo]

"Relient K: the only band in the known universe with the ability to tame even the most savage of beasts." [Shannon]

Nothing unusual going on here... [traviseden95]

"I think a scar tattoo would look nice riiigght... here." [Patricia O'Connor]

"I can get that spot you missed shaving this morning with my new double bladded razor." [Steve O]

"Somebody call security. Please. Now." [GHERT]

"I keep telling you man, I'm not ticklish." [Belinda]

Still recovering from Dave's departure in '07, Relient K tries everything they can think of to try and convince Ethan to stay. [K-Car]

...and it was at that time the Predator realized just who he was messing with. [Jacob]

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This Wednesday, January 22, 2020
Hulvey Prelude [Reach]

This Friday, January 24, 2020
Colony House Leave What's Lost Behind [Roon]
Colton Dixon Miracles - Single [Atlantic / Hear It Loud]
Jordan and Jessa I Cannot Outrun Your Grace - Single (independent)
Chris Renzema Springtime - Single [Centricity]
Silent Planet The Night God Slept Redux [Solid State]
Tauren Wells Citizen of Heaven [Provident Label Group]
Chase Tremaine Unfall (independent)

We Are The City RIP [Tooth & Nail]

Next Friday, January 31, 2020
Huntingtons ¡MUERTO, CARCEL, O ROCANROL! [Burnt Toast Vinyl]
Matt Redman Let There Be Wonder [Integrity]
Sammy Ward Hymns Anew [Vibraslap]


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