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Crazy Caption Photo No.197: "Bad Luck"

(pictured: Ethan Luck, formerly of Relient K; Source: Ethan's Instagram Feed)
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"You were in a group called Demon Hunter?!? I'm in a group that hunt things too..." [Aaron]

"Is that an Arnold tattoo on your neck?" [Evan A]

He could handle the embarrassing beatdown and the threat of imminent death, but when the Predator gloated, "Your luck's just run out," Ethan finally snapped. [SMC] *winner*

Even Predator prefers Dave Douglas. [ToeYoe]

"Ok, ok, I'll never make fun of arts and crafts conventions again; I understand!" [Jefferson]

"My, what soft skin you have!" [rrrun]

"Get to the CH-- K CAR!!!" [knojo]

"Relient K: the only band in the known universe with the ability to tame even the most savage of beasts." [Shannon]

Nothing unusual going on here... [traviseden95]

"I think a scar tattoo would look nice riiigght... here." [Patricia O'Connor]

"I can get that spot you missed shaving this morning with my new double bladded razor." [Steve O]

"Somebody call security. Please. Now." [GHERT]

"I keep telling you man, I'm not ticklish." [Belinda]

Still recovering from Dave's departure in '07, Relient K tries everything they can think of to try and convince Ethan to stay. [K-Car]

...and it was at that time the Predator realized just who he was messing with. [Jacob]

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Music Out This Week


This Tuesday, June 17
SINGLES
Alex Henry Foster Springtime - Single [Hopeful Tragedy]
NEEDTOBREATHE Last Drink - Single [UMG]

This Friday, June 19
ALBUMS
GVTH DVDDY GVDV [Velvet Blue Music]

SINGLES
AAH (All About Him) That's My God - Single (independent)
AustinThaNoble Issa Vibe - Single [Syntax]
CalledOut Music Everything and More - Single [Integrity]
Chris Caro Far From Home - Single [Syntax]
Dex the nerd who loves Jesus Lost Files 3000 - Single [Syntax]
DOE To You (feat. Joe L Barnes) - Single [Provident/Sony]
eddieM Be Still - Single [Syntax]
Emery Numbers - Single (independent)
Josh Grove Hope - Single (independent)
Jericko Come and Get it - Single [Syntax]
Kaboose Like That - Single [Polished Arrow Music]
KNGDM REVIVAL Psalm 91 - Single [Dream]
Kris Kristofferson, Tanya Tucker, Dennis Quaid On My Way to Heaven - Single [Gaither]
Tasha Cobbs Leonard Final Say - Single [Motown Gospel / TeeLee]
Living Again Cynical and Jaded - Single (independent)
Tenielle Neda Who Do They Say I Am? - Single (independent)
The Protest Cloudwalker - Single (independent)
Raining Locusts Maligned Into Deformity - Single [Charon Collective]
Kierra Sheard Shine - Single [Karew]
Terrian Mad Big World - Single [Gotee]
Tyraels Ascension No End In Sight - Single (independent)
Bethany Wohrle Seen Too Much - Single [Bethel]
Nathan Woodard You Are Holy - Single [North Chapel Records]

Next Tuesday, June 23
ALBUMS
PFR Disappear (Remastered) (independent)

Next Friday, June 26
ALBUMS
Andy Mineo & Wordsplayed Magic & Bird 2 (independent)
Clark Beckham Acoustic Worship Sessions [NCS]
Dragons & Astronauts Broken Parables (independent)
floodlit MiDaSu (independent)
Gracie Miss Misfortunately [Tooth & Nail]
Tiffany Hudson When You're In The Room [Elevation]
Switchfoot FOREVER NOW [By Design/BMG]
TobyMac Heaven On My Mind – Guest List Edition [Capitol CMG]
Tomb Slayer Radiance: Modern Hymns for Kids [Tomb Slayer]
Tree63 VOYAGE (independent)

SINGLES
Death Protocol Illusion Of Faith - Single [Rottweiler]
Hillside Recording in the room - Single (independent)
Cameron Payne Time - Single (independent)
GLADDEN & Kurtis Hoppie Round & Round - Single (independent)
John Reuben 1-2-Barbecue (w/ Mike Tompkins) - Single (independent)
Trey Simon & Mountain People Worship Brother Jo - Single (independent)
Phil Wickham x Pat Barrett Praise The Lord Forever - Single [Fair Trade]
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