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Crazy Caption Photo No.205: "Kissi Jobe"

(pictured: Kari Jobe; Source: Kari's Instagram)
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"We're engaged! He just porpoised!" [Gage] *winner*

"Wait until she sees what I do to her next!" [Jeff]

"This is the hardest game of 'Telephone' I've ever played!" [S]

The sad last resort when nobody asks you out. [bandgeek]

Her last words were, "Aww, it tickles!" [Jasmine]

Porp-kiss [Dudeguy24]

No animals were harmed in Kari's quest for some cool new background vocals on the new album. [Indygus]

"Hey, can I borrow your sunglasses?" [Audrey]

"What's all the Hulla-Beluga about?!" [Philip Boucher]

The Free Willy remake has its budget cut drastically for hilarious effects. [Aaron Read]

Kissi Jobe [Moriah Olson]

"I was told that if I kiss a pretty lady, I'll turn into a mer-man!" [MadSkillzLikesSka]

"Mmmmm... you smell like roses... and tuna." [Austin]

"Aquaman says hi!" [Noods]

"Kiss me dolphin, One more time!" [Joycenerin]

This was dolphinately a good idea. [Rick]

The Porpoise Driven Life [Chris Perez]

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Gage won a pre-release CD copy of Seth Condrey's album Keeps On Changing (and an exclusive JFH "Caption Winner" button!)

 

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Music Out This Week


This Friday, October 9
ALBUMS
Mat Kearney Hanging by a Heartstring (independent)
The Rocky Valentines Happy Halloween - EP [Velvet Blue]
SIGNUM REGIS Beyond Spacetime [Fireflash]
Skillet After The Storm - EP [Hear It Loud]

SINGLES
Chris Caro WHAT WOULD HAPPEN? - Single [Syntax]
Chandler Letner Anyway - Single [Dream]
John Long All To Him I Owe - Single (independent)
Myles Maestro BABYLON - Single [Syntax]
outr.cty Frieza (ft. tonyxtrotter & Q-Flo) - Single [Syntax]
QEW & Cyrus Sonata Toonami Mindz (ft. JLøve) - Single [Syntax]

Andy Riemersma I PRAISE YOU - Single [Dream]

Next Friday, October 16
ALBUMS
Josh Baldwin Worth Everything [Bethel]
Grace Frances Clothed with Dignity (independent)
Jamie MacDonald Jamie MacDonald (The Deluxe Album) [Capitol CMG]
Northview Worship Awaken to Wonder (Live From the Conservatory) [BEC]
Jenna Raine Jeans, Boys & Jesus (Deluxe) [Warner]
Unteachers Under Bright Sadness [Rottweiler]

SINGLES
Riley Clemmons For The Boy - Single [Capitol CMG]
Charly Perry In the Middle - Single [Gotee]
Slow Salvation Wait Around Another Day - Single [Velvet Blue]
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