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Crazy Caption Photo No.205: "Kissi Jobe"

(pictured: Kari Jobe; Source: Kari's Instagram)
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"We're engaged! He just porpoised!" [Gage] *winner*

"Wait until she sees what I do to her next!" [Jeff]

"This is the hardest game of 'Telephone' I've ever played!" [S]

The sad last resort when nobody asks you out. [bandgeek]

Her last words were, "Aww, it tickles!" [Jasmine]

Porp-kiss [Dudeguy24]

No animals were harmed in Kari's quest for some cool new background vocals on the new album. [Indygus]

"Hey, can I borrow your sunglasses?" [Audrey]

"What's all the Hulla-Beluga about?!" [Philip Boucher]

The Free Willy remake has its budget cut drastically for hilarious effects. [Aaron Read]

Kissi Jobe [Moriah Olson]

"I was told that if I kiss a pretty lady, I'll turn into a mer-man!" [MadSkillzLikesSka]

"Mmmmm... you smell like roses... and tuna." [Austin]

"Aquaman says hi!" [Noods]

"Kiss me dolphin, One more time!" [Joycenerin]

This was dolphinately a good idea. [Rick]

The Porpoise Driven Life [Chris Perez]

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Gage won a pre-release CD copy of Seth Condrey's album Keeps On Changing (and an exclusive JFH "Caption Winner" button!)

 

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.Rising Star Jenna Raine Extends the Jeans, Boys and Jesus Tour with Nine Dates Across Europe and the U.K. This November
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.Stowtown Records Announces Deluxe Edition of Legacy Five's Landmark 25 Album
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.Kirk Franklin, Yolanda Adams, Keyla Richardson, Erica Campbell, Kierra Sheard, Lil Rel at 41st Stellar Gospel Music Awards
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.Keyodis Unveils New Full-Length "Enemy Skulls"
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This Friday, August 21
ALBUMS
Band Reeves How To Forgive [Centricity]
CalledOut Music The Room [Integrity]
MotionPlus, Braille Still Dreamin' - EP [Gospel Banquet]
Lauren Talley Walls (Part One) - EP [Horizon]
Terrian Mad Big World [Gotee]

SINGLES
Lady Audri A Lady's Prayer - Single [Syntax]
Bleach Once Again Here We Are - Single [Residence]
Chris Caro RESTLE$$ - Single [Syntax]
Dex the nerd who loves Jesus A Sinners Mercy (ft. tonyxtrotter & TNV) - Single [Syntax]
ELEOS Anchor For My Soul - Single (independent)
goodwill. CAN'T BE - Single [Syntax]
Grace Frances Waiting For Me - Single (independent)
Eddy Mann We Are - Single [MTS]
No Vain Glory TALUKA - Single [Syntax]
WallerCo, John Waller Daddy's Here (Journee's Dream) - Single (independent)

Next Friday, August 28
ALBUMS
Anthem Edition Something's Goin' On - EP [Sonlite]
DOE Shiloh [Provident/Sony]
Every Moment Holy: Prayer Songs, 2026 Q3 Anchoring the Heart in Hope (independent)
Noah Paul Harrison Do Not Go Gentle (Live) [Bethel]
Prevailer Convalescent [Rottweiler]
John Van Deusen As Long As I Am in the Tent of This Body I Will Make A Joyful Noise Pt. 2 [Anotherland Records]

SINGLES
Tim Hughes Make A Way (Live) - Single [Integrity]
Katy Weirich & Jake MacAdam Holy Ground - Single (independent)
John Long Trust In Him - Single (independent)
Adam Michael Pass the Parcel - Single (independent)
Leslie Perez Waiting For - Single [Gotee]
Simply Worship & Sam Daniel Lamb of God - Single (independent)
Ryan Stevenson Eye of the Storm (Anniversary Edition) - Single [Gotee]
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