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Crazy Caption Photo No.213: "Family Force Fight"

(pictured: Nadaddy and Hollywood of Family Force 5; Source: Family Force 5)
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And that was the day Hollywood became a Sith Lord. [Alex] *winner*

We will get this mike stand the right size yet. [Chris]

"I take it back! You're not taking the metaphor too far!" [Christopher Smith]

FF5 has a more intense way of kicking out band members. [teek]

Dance or DIE DIE DIE! [KO]

"That's my shirt!" [Elle]

"'Crank it like a chainsaw,' they said. 'It'll be fun,' they said..." [Decibel]

Family Force Fight [Black tiger, Steeve]

After losing Soul Glow, Family Force 5 accidentally hired Jason as a replacement. This did not turn out well. [ToeYoe]

"Let it be love man, Let it be LOVE!" [Brett]

The true battle of the bands. [Macthebaker]

"The name's Hollywood... Not Teddy!" [JohnH]

"You gon' get in trouble if I don't see you Wobble!" [Johnh1229]

Family Feud Five [Laura Cynthia Chambers]

"I never agreed to this new song 'BZRK Chainsaw'" [Kayla]

"Join the dark side and we can rule the universe together." "Never!" [PeterHulce]

Things got a litle awkward after Nadaddy refused to crank it "like a chainsaw." [Peter]

"If you strike me down I will become more powerful than you can possibly imagine." [Naberston]

"Purple pants rule!" "No, orange!" "Purple!" "ORANGE!" [thunderlu]

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Alex won a copy of Sixteen Cities' CD, The Depth of Your Love (and an exclusive JFH "Caption Winner" button!)

 

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This Friday, May 22, 2026
ALBUMS
Jason Dunn Formerly Known As... (independent)
Grand Motel untitled (independent)
Philippa Hanna Magnificent [Integrity]
Jenn Johnson Happy [Bethel]
Under the Myrtles The Curse is Broken - EP (independent)
Rusty Vining & His Friends Already / Not Yet (independent)

SINGLES
CCV Music He's Working (Everything for Good) - Single [Harmony Group]
GVTH DVDDY Who Knows How It Ends? - Single [Velvet Blue Music]
J. Solo In the Good & Bad ft. Boannski - Single [Syntax]
Kamban No Chainmail (Freestyle) - Single [Syntax]
Myles Maestro LONELY SOUL - Single [Syntax]
Eddy Mann I Will Never Know the Desert Again - Single [MTS]
Darius Mullin Tombstone Blues ft. Paper Watch - Single (independent)
outr.cty, Zippy, OnBeatMusic CHEESIN' - Single [Syntax]
Razzie, TUVÍ, & Baruch WEWHOOPINHELL - Single [Syntax]
Wavorly EXILE - Single (independent)
Ayiesha Woods No Rock (feat. Mr. Talkbox) - Single (independent)

Next Tuesday, May 26, 2026
SINGLES
Stryper I'm Alright, (I'm Okay) - Single [Frontiers]

Next Friday, May 29, 2026
ALBUMS
Benjamin William Hastings x Aodhán King Happy To Be Here [Anotherland/Capitol CMG]
Heartbound Lamentations (independent)
Narnia X [Sound Pollution]
Skye Peterson Through Line (independent)
Mike Rogers Mike Rogers [Gaither]
Tenroc God Is A Person [Provident]
Various Artists To Hell with the Devil - A 40th Anniversary Salute [Roxx]

SINGLES
Abandoned Pools Einstein's Space and Van Gogh's Sky - Single (independent)
KNGDM REVIVAL Psalm 44 - Single [Dream]
Hillside Recording Every Morning - Single [Ocean House]
Matthew Plante Like You Do - Single [Dream]
Charles Weems I Will Follow - Single [Provident]

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