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Crazy Caption Photo No.213: "Family Force Fight"

(pictured: Nadaddy and Hollywood of Family Force 5; Source: Family Force 5)
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And that was the day Hollywood became a Sith Lord. [Alex] *winner*

We will get this mike stand the right size yet. [Chris]

"I take it back! You're not taking the metaphor too far!" [Christopher Smith]

FF5 has a more intense way of kicking out band members. [teek]

Dance or DIE DIE DIE! [KO]

"That's my shirt!" [Elle]

"'Crank it like a chainsaw,' they said. 'It'll be fun,' they said..." [Decibel]

Family Force Fight [Black tiger, Steeve]

After losing Soul Glow, Family Force 5 accidentally hired Jason as a replacement. This did not turn out well. [ToeYoe]

"Let it be love man, Let it be LOVE!" [Brett]

The true battle of the bands. [Macthebaker]

"The name's Hollywood... Not Teddy!" [JohnH]

"You gon' get in trouble if I don't see you Wobble!" [Johnh1229]

Family Feud Five [Laura Cynthia Chambers]

"I never agreed to this new song 'BZRK Chainsaw'" [Kayla]

"Join the dark side and we can rule the universe together." "Never!" [PeterHulce]

Things got a litle awkward after Nadaddy refused to crank it "like a chainsaw." [Peter]

"If you strike me down I will become more powerful than you can possibly imagine." [Naberston]

"Purple pants rule!" "No, orange!" "Purple!" "ORANGE!" [thunderlu]

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Music Out This Week


This Tuesday, October 20
SINGLES
Philip Anthony Mud - Single (independent)

This Friday, October 23
ALBUMS
Bleach Fox Den Sessions, Vol. 1 [Residence]
Ernie Haase & Signature Sound Miami Live [StowTown]
Alex Henry Foster The Fragile Beauty (Of New Morning Hopes) [Hopeful Tragedy]
Future of Forestry untitled (independent)
Galactic Cowboys What Planet Are You From? (independent)
m1L The Prelude EP [Polished Arrow]
Myles Maestro IDENTITY CRISIS [Syntax]
Procyse I’ve Never Been Here Before [Polished Arrow]
QEW & Cyrus Sonata Chamber Saga EP [Syntax]
Josiah Queen Damascus Road [Capitol CMG]
The Sean Coleman Project Apropos of Nothing (independent)
We The Kingdom Soon The Streets Of Gold [Capitol CMG]

SINGLES
Dave Barnes Christmastime - Single (independent)
Biscuits x albion. dawn - Single (independent)
Elan Brio Airplanes - Single [Polished Arrow]
Chris Caro Hannah's Song - Single [Syntax]
Hillside Recording & Addy Prado Joyful Joyful - Single (independent)
Keep Warm Like You (feat. Relient K) - Single [Real Fun]
LOUDWERX Bass Go Boom (feat. Magic & Bird, Andy Mineo) - Single [Artist Influence]
Mountains in the Sea My Burden Is Light - Single [Dream]
Naveszn Meadow - Single [Syntax]
No Vain Glory MOVE YOUR BODY (PT2) - Single [Syntax]
Jordan Rowe If Jesus Lived In My Hometown - Single [Tape Room / Capitol CMG]
Saints in Exile Haunted Nobody - Single [Syntax]
Tommis & Company Your Name Is Jesus (Acoustic) - Single (independent)

Next Friday, October 30
ALBUMS
Beach Chapel A Special Place In Heaven (independent)
Kirk Franklin I Am What I Am [Uptown]
The Oak Ridge Boys Buried Treasures [Lightning Rod]
The Hyssongs We've Got a Song to Sing [Horizon]
Various Artists Songs Inspired By The Chosen: Season 1-5 [Capitol CMG]
Vomitorial Corpulence Martyrdomical Symphonanthem [Rottweiler]

SINGLES
Gracie Binion & Mitch Wong Gloria - Single [BEC]
Will Ellis My Yesterday’s Are Gone - Single (independent)
Leem of the Earth The Cavern of Dark - Single [Velvet Blue]
Hunter Plake It's Beginning to Look a lot Like Christmas - Single [BEC]
Jordan St. Cyr Guide Me Home - Single [BEC]
ZOEgirl I Still Believe - Single (independent)
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