At this point, Relient K is what dc Talk was a few years ago. Not many in the Christian music
industry can match their popularity and success. They make listening to Christian music "cool" to all your
friends. Man, even your friends love them too. Yep, three years at a national level, and these guys have
immortalized themselves in the Christian music industry.
As for me? I love them. Itís incredible watching how huge these guys get. Not only that, but watching their
music evolve and get better with each and every album - they are phenomenal. And Matt Thiessenís skills as a
songwriter are topnotch and still improving. So Iím going to ride this train as long as it continues moving,
and I hope it never reaches the station.
Everything Relient K has touched up to this point has been gold. Everything. No exceptions. And this year
for Christmas, they offer us their next attempt at reaching perfection, this time in the form of a Christmas
album entitled (hilariously enough) Deck the Halls, Bruise Your Hand. And not only that, but it comes
with a free copy of my pick for album of the year, Two Lefts Donít Make a Right... But Three Do.
(Itís packaged with the fifth and final cover of the disc.)
But is it just a gimmick to capitalize on what is becoming one of the most successful acts in Christian music
history? Who knows? But if you take this Christmas offering at face value, this is truly a work of art.
Relient K has outdone themselves again. This just may be perfection.
The album includes seven wonderful renditions of Christmas classics including "Angels We Have Heard on High,"
"Deck the Halls," and "We Wish You a Merry Christmas." Ah, but it wouldnít be Relient K without a little twist,
would it? So, why not make the chorus of "Twelve Days of Christmas" go a little something likeÖ Well, whatís a partridge?
And whatís a pear tree? Well, I donít know. So, please donít ask me. But I can bet those are terrible gifts to get.
But Relient K shows that they can write a Christmas song or two, too. From a hitchhiking Santa Claus to a Christmas
breakup and finally a celebration of Christís birth, this album has it all covered. Two of the original songs were
actually offerings on Happy Christmas 3 ("Santa Claus Is Thumbing to Town" and "I Hate Christmas Parties").
And one of those two is not even from Relient K, actually. "I Hate Christmas Parties" is from Matt Thiessenís side
band, Matt Thiessen and the Earthquakes. Itís a slow, depressing song about breaking up during the Christmas season.
"Santa Claus Is Thumbing to Town" is a much more up beat song which includes the timeless lyricsÖ" Because Rudolfís
puking boughs of holly, and ole St. Nick ainít all that jolly. And the sleigh's in the shop, because itís broken
down. But Christmas wonít stop, ĎCause Santa Claus is thumbing to town." The other original is
"I Celebrate the Day," a beautiful song marveling at the magnificence of Jesus Christ.
Relient K never ceases to amaze me. This is truly a masterpiece and should be enjoyed for many Christmases
to come. Really, the only complaint I can possible fathom is that the CD clocks it at only a little less than 30
minutes. Pretty short, but the 27 minutes you do get are incredible. If you already have Two Lefts Donít Make a Right, But Three Do,
pick this up and give the free copy of Two LeftsÖ to a friend for Christmas. Truly brilliantÖ is there
anything Relient K canít do?
- Review date: 11/12/03, written by Josh Taylor