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01. Chap Stick, Chapped Lips, and Things Like Chemistry

Two Lefts Don't Make a Right...But Three Do
by Relient K

 

Ok, so, who doesn’t own a cell phone
Who brought back their permission slip
Because I know
Nobody wants to stay at home
While the rest of us go out and make a day of it

Cause theme parks are so much more fun when the sun’s outside
And I lost my phone to the lake beneath the Batman ride

Chorus
They’re starting something and I don’t want to begin it
They’re looking for trouble, but with me it won’t be found
And I regret that I’m completely out of daytime minutes
And so I guess I’ll have to wait a lot till 8 o’clock comes around

Ok, so, who doesn’t own a cell phone
Well I don’t need to ask my friends
Because I know mine was fastened to my jawbone
Thanks to all those nights and weekends

Cause theme parks are so much more fun when the sun’s outside
And I lost my phone to the lake beneath the Batman ride

Chorus

When it comes to relationships
I’m the dumbest one
And I don’t mean just with girls
I mean with everyone
Your illustrations always point out just what’s wrong with me
It’s chap stick, chapped lips, and things like chemistry

Can I relate to you the way you relate to me
Can you help me out with my chemistry


Written by Matthew Thiessen ©2003 Gotee Music / I Went Fishing And All I Got Was This Lousy Publishing (BMI) - Admin by EMI CMP

 


 

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