There's a peeping tom in the eye of God's house
Shooting insulin as quiet as a church mouse
Tried to clean his bones from a suffer well
Turned his head couldn't stand the smell

Thrill a minute

Life size crucifix was stolen from the wall
The Organist played Amazing Grace for them all
A hooker in a red skirt testified and repented
While the deacons passed a snake stared and squinted

Someone had a spirit ran up and down the isle
When the shouting stopped the choir laid in a pile
Bell ringer pull the rope and was lifted of his feet
Pastor disobeyed took the money to the street

Paper taxis pull of eyes Chocolate Pulpit racing by
Floating boardwalks of candy canes
Cashmere penguins with see through wings