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Crazy Caption Photo No.12: "Relient K-O"

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As Matt was drug to the McDonald's bathroom, he knew he'd never steal Brian's last fry again. [SavedBYgrace]

"Don't make me do this man! Just hand over the khaki pants..." [Linja]

Matt had written songs about Marylin Manson, Back to the Future, and "Thundercats", but with a cover of "Barney the Dinosaur" slated for the new album, it was time to draw the line. [seagull boy]

"Awww, somebody call the WAAMMMbulance" [Denise]

"Matt, I told you your face would stick like that if you kept doing that." [Davidb]

"I said 'phat!' PHA not FA!!" [dudeguyperson]

The mechanic featured in the song "Breakdown" is finally getting some revenge for the negative effects the song has had on his business. [Sassquatch]

This is what happens when you don't bring your Bible to church [Azeneth Rodriguez]

"No! I swear! There really IS a mongoose on your shoulder!" [OverAndAgainst]

A face you never ever want to see again... [bob]

The Anatomy of Fist in Nose [Mike Warren]

"Ok, ok, it was me! I cleaned the toilet with your tooth brush" [scotty-hank]

"...and THAT is for 'Hoopes I Did It Again'" [Doctor Worm]

"Oh No! Where was my spidey sense on that one!" [Urban Cowboy]

"And this little piggy went..." [iWitness2]

"Now who's the greatest Thundercat of them all?" [Nate]

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This Sunday, June 7
ALBUMS
Drown the Planet The Blessed /// The Cursed - EP (independent)
Brett Leyde like a fool - EP (independent)

SINGLES
Seth Davey Dance in the Dark - Single (independent)
The Riverside Forester, Faller - Single (independent)

This Friday, June 12
ALBUMS
Brave Days Crisis - EP [Common Thread Records]
Flesh Incinerant Alkaloid Grace - EP (independent)
Hopeful. The Art of Letting Go (independent)
J.Solo Lost Son [Syntax]
Tori Kelly God Must Really Love Me [Epic]
KNGDM REVIVAL Parables [Dream]
Patrick Mayberry Anybody Else - EP [Provident/Sony]
Mountains in the Sea Your Will Be Done - Single [Dream]
So Much Hope, Buried. Wither | Grow (independent)
We The Kingdom Everything I Thought Was Pleasure [Capitol CMG]

SINGLES
Brothrly Forever - Single (independent)
EJ Swavv Aura - Single [Syntax]
Fallstar Death Drive - Single [Rat Family Records]
JusRzd, Duprae, QEW My God Got It - Single [Syntax]
KDNS & Briana Maia Blame Game - Single [Syntax]
No Vain Glory IN G_D WE TRUST - Single [Syntax]
PEABOD 100 - Single (independent)
Procyse Showing Up - Single [Polished Arrow Music]
Q-Flo High Praise - Single [Syntax]
Carly Ann Taylor Heavenly Father - Single [Curb]

Next Sunday, June 19
ALBUMS
GVTH DVDDY GVDV [Velvet Blue Music]

SINGLES
AAH (All About Him) That's My God - Single (independent)
Josh Grove Hope - Single (independent)
Kaboose Like That - Single [Polished Arrow Music]
KNGDM REVIVAL Psalm 91 - Single [Dream]
Living Again Cynical and Jaded - Single (independent)
Tenielle Neda Who Do They Say I Am? - Single (independent)
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