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"I met my perfect match at e-harmony.com!" [Shadow]

"Did you just say... this was made out of chocolate?!" [daddy's littel grl]

Crest White Strip sales shot through the roof after this pitch. [jfoleysix]

"What?! I shouldn't be a cheerleader ever again??" [ralphj]

"John.... I am your father" [spensizzle]

"You know, the number one cause of tooth decay is gingivitis." [greg]

"I guess that plastic surgery didn't work exactly how you had hoped..." [Shealeen]

"You laughing at my remix album? Yeah, everyone else is too." [ocstyle]

"Two words, man... Tic-Tac" [empressoflalaland]

"Shark bait! Oohaha!" [katie]

John Reuben - Professional Antique Collector [RibbinReuben]

"Nope....no bats in the cave. Okay, now it's my turn." [pOpRoCkS_PoLlY]

John stood and talked like this for two hours before he realized this wasn't Toby Mac. [Kevin]

"Gold teeth are old-school... if you're going to be a real playa, you have to go with the full gold face plate." [MasterP]

Famous last words: "Don't Worry, Tiki Powers aren't real." [bob]

"I like your teeth. They're really big." [Justin]

"Pssst... dont tell anyone, but I'm a famous rapper!" [kana]

"I KNOW you're not trying to tell me what I can and cannot do when I rock!" [JBoo]

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Music Out This Week


This Thursday, October 8
ALBUMS
The Chilling Alpine Adventure Kairos - EP (independent)

SINGLES
NEEDTOBREATHE Past The Gates (feat. Anne Wilson) - Single [UMG]

This Friday, October 9
ALBUMS
Collective Dust You May Not Rest Now, There Are Monsters Nearby [Charon Collective]
Anthony Evans Worship (Live) [Sherman James Productions]
Mat Kearney Hanging by a Heartstring [Middle Kid Records]
Meadows DESERT WALKER [Facedown Records]
Janet Paschal The Journey [StowTown]
The Rocky Valentines Happy Halloween - EP [Velvet Blue]
SIGNUM REGIS Beyond Spacetime [Fireflash]
Skillet After The Storm - EP [Hear It Loud]
Charles Weems I Will Follow - EP [Provident Music Group]

SINGLES
Bethel Music All The Glory (Live) [feat. John Wilds] - Single [Bethel]
Jeremy Camp Shaky Ground - Single [Capitol CMG]
Chris Caro WHAT WOULD HAPPEN? - Single [Syntax]
Kingdmusic Summer Rain - Single (independent)
Chandler Letner Anyway - Single [Dream]
John Long All To Him I Owe - Single (independent)
Myles Maestro BABYLON - Single [Syntax]
outr.cty Frieza (ft. tonyxtrotter & Q-Flo) - Single [Syntax]
QEW & Cyrus Sonata Toonami Mindz (ft. JLøve) - Single [Syntax]
Andy Riemersma I PRAISE YOU - Single [Dream]
Seventh Day Slumber X Kutless Peace Be Still - Single [Rockfest]
Sleeping At Last Parallel Universe (Philia) - Single (independent)
Lauren Talley All Heaven Breaks Loose - Single [Horizon]
Tye Tribbett, ABLAZE I Want It All Back - Single [Freligious]

This Saturday, October 10
SINGLES
KJ-52 Here's the Come Back - Single (independent)

Next Friday, October 16
ALBUMS
Josh Baldwin Worth Everything [Bethel]
Grace Frances Clothed with Dignity (independent)
Jamie MacDonald Jamie MacDonald (The Deluxe Album) [Capitol CMG]
Northview Worship Awaken to Wonder (Live From the Conservatory) [BEC]
Jenna Raine Jeans, Boys & Jesus (Deluxe) [Warner]
Unteachers Under Bright Sadness [Rottweiler]

SINGLES
Riley Clemmons For The Boy - Single [Capitol CMG]
Dex the nerd who loves Jesus Holy Barz (ft. TNV & Bill B.) - Single [Syntax]
The Dryes Mud Room - Single (independent)
EJ Swavv Nineveh? - Single [Syntax]
Charly Perry In the Middle - Single [Gotee]
Slow Salvation Wait Around Another Day - Single [Velvet Blue]
Vineyard Worship & Dreaming The Impossible I Follow Jesus (Disciple) - Single [Vineyard Worship UK]
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