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"I met my perfect match at e-harmony.com!" [Shadow]

"Did you just say... this was made out of chocolate?!" [daddy's littel grl]

Crest White Strip sales shot through the roof after this pitch. [jfoleysix]

"What?! I shouldn't be a cheerleader ever again??" [ralphj]

"John.... I am your father" [spensizzle]

"You know, the number one cause of tooth decay is gingivitis." [greg]

"I guess that plastic surgery didn't work exactly how you had hoped..." [Shealeen]

"You laughing at my remix album? Yeah, everyone else is too." [ocstyle]

"Two words, man... Tic-Tac" [empressoflalaland]

"Shark bait! Oohaha!" [katie]

John Reuben - Professional Antique Collector [RibbinReuben]

"Nope....no bats in the cave. Okay, now it's my turn." [pOpRoCkS_PoLlY]

John stood and talked like this for two hours before he realized this wasn't Toby Mac. [Kevin]

"Gold teeth are old-school... if you're going to be a real playa, you have to go with the full gold face plate." [MasterP]

Famous last words: "Don't Worry, Tiki Powers aren't real." [bob]

"I like your teeth. They're really big." [Justin]

"Pssst... dont tell anyone, but I'm a famous rapper!" [kana]

"I KNOW you're not trying to tell me what I can and cannot do when I rock!" [JBoo]

This Weeks Winner
spensizzle won a copy of Benjamin's debut album Activate

 

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.God's House of Hip Hop Announces 20/20 Summer Fest, Celebrates One Year Anniversary
  Tue, 20 Aug 2019 23:30:00 EST
.TobyMac Announces "The St. Nemele Collab Sessions"
  Mon, 19 Aug 2019 18:20:00 EST
.Finalists Announced for BET's "Sunday Best"
  Mon, 19 Aug 2019 16:30:00 EST
.Violinist Natalie P. Hall Releases New Single, "Jesus Is All"
  Mon, 19 Aug 2019 16:00:00 EST
.Leeland Announces Release of "Better Word," A New Live Album Out Sept. 13
  Fri, 16 Aug 2019 20:20:00 EST
.Hillsong Worship Releases First-Ever Spanish Studio Album
  Fri, 16 Aug 2019 20:20:00 EST

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Music Out This Week

This Friday, August 23
Pat Barrett Canvas and Clay (Live) [Bowyer & Bow / Capitol]
Vince Gill Okie [MCA Nashville]
Andy Mineo Work In Progress [Reach]
Gene Moore Tunnel Vision [Motown Gospel]
Random Hero Tension [Rockfest]


Next Friday, August 30
Aaron Cole Not By Chance [Gotee]
Jeff & Sheri Easter You Are Loved [Capitol/Gaither]
Elevation Worship At Midnight (independent)
David Leonard The Wait: Silence the Noise (Live) [Integrity]
Paul and Hannah McClure The Way Home [Bethel]
Maranatha! Music Heart Of Worship - Tremble [Maranatha!]
Sanctus Real Unstoppable God [Framework/Fair Trade]
Various Artists SOZO Playlists: Top Christian Hits [Capitol/Sparrow]


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