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"I met my perfect match at e-harmony.com!" [Shadow]

"Did you just say... this was made out of chocolate?!" [daddy's littel grl]

Crest White Strip sales shot through the roof after this pitch. [jfoleysix]

"What?! I shouldn't be a cheerleader ever again??" [ralphj]

"John.... I am your father" [spensizzle]

"You know, the number one cause of tooth decay is gingivitis." [greg]

"I guess that plastic surgery didn't work exactly how you had hoped..." [Shealeen]

"You laughing at my remix album? Yeah, everyone else is too." [ocstyle]

"Two words, man... Tic-Tac" [empressoflalaland]

"Shark bait! Oohaha!" [katie]

John Reuben - Professional Antique Collector [RibbinReuben]

"Nope....no bats in the cave. Okay, now it's my turn." [pOpRoCkS_PoLlY]

John stood and talked like this for two hours before he realized this wasn't Toby Mac. [Kevin]

"Gold teeth are old-school... if you're going to be a real playa, you have to go with the full gold face plate." [MasterP]

Famous last words: "Don't Worry, Tiki Powers aren't real." [bob]

"I like your teeth. They're really big." [Justin]

"Pssst... dont tell anyone, but I'm a famous rapper!" [kana]

"I KNOW you're not trying to tell me what I can and cannot do when I rock!" [JBoo]

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This Tuesday, January 7, 2025
SINGLES
PTtheGospelSpitter Save Your Soul (ft. PreacherMan) - Single (independent)

This Friday, January 10, 2025
ALBUMS
Anthem Edition Promises Kept [Sonlite]
Bethel Music We Must Respond [Bethel]
The Kramers Soli Deo Gloria [StowTown Records]
Procyse, Dave A. Unapologetic - EP [Polished Arrow]
Starflyer 59 Dejame Dormir [Velvet Blue]
Trip Lee Lay Down (Remix Pack) - EP [Reach]

SINGLES
99 APEX On My Way - Single [Syntax]
Big Daddy Weave Let It Begin (feat. Ben Fuller, Megan Woods) - Single [Curb]
Chris Caro & OnBeatMusic Pain Pt. 2 (ft. Dillon Chase) - Single [Syntax]
Gather Worship Revival Generation - Single [Integrity]
JERICKO Prison Break - Single [Syntax]
Natalie Layne Church Kids - Single [Centricity]
New Christian Order, Q-Flo, & outr.cty Warm Up (ft. International Show) - Single [Syntax]
Night Beds Lover's Ledge (Who Have I But You) - Single [Arkansas Blues]
Claire Leslie 24/7 - Single [Capitol CMG]
Jamie MacDonald Desperate - Single [Capitol CMG]
William Murphy Double - Single [Motown Gospel]
Pastor Mike Jr. Amen - Single [Rock City]
planetboom Jesus Forever - Single [Venture3Media]
Planetshakers Good Day (Live) - Single [Venture3Media]
Planetshakers Miracle Worker (Live) - Single [Venture3Media]
Rachel Purcell Show Up - Single [Centricity]
Josiah Queen Can't Steal My Joy (feat. Brandon Lake) - Single [Capitol CMG]
Jeremy Rosado Glory to God - Single [Capitol CMG]
Seph Schlueter Words We'll Sing Forever - Single [Provident]
Sidewalk Prophets Father, Let It Be - Single [Curb]
Jordan Smith The Blood - Single [Gaither]
TAYA Worship! - Single [Capitol CMG]
TobyMac God Did It - Single [Capitol CMG]
UPPERROOM Blood of Jesus - Single [Capitol CMG]
Joel Vaughn All I Need to Know - Single [DREAM]
WHATUPRG CIEN DOCENAS - Single [Reach]

Next Friday, January 17, 2025
ALBUMS
Ryan Ellis Real Love [Provident]
Jason Lovins Band Pilgrim Road [New Day]
Southbound I Left It In The Water [Daywind]
Various Artists StowTown Worship Live From Praisefest Branson, Volume 1 [StowTown Worship]

SINGLES
Dan Bremnes Started With You - Single [Curb]
Chad Cory America (feat. Priscilla Shirer) - Single [DREAM]
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