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Tickets to Creation Fest: $81. A new pair of Converse shows: $50. Finding out TobyMac can't tie his shoes: Priceless. [Da_Man]

" ..Now, since my moms not around to tell me tie my shoes, I can just cut them off..." [x absolute truth///angela]

Another tragic case of shoelaceaphobia... [Neil]

Tired of waking up with his shoelaces tied together, he decided that desperate times called for desperate measures. [gentsoschikin]

Shoelaces are so last season. [rkhigh075]

"The band loves me, they love me not, they love me..." [pahkah0604]

"Whoopsi-Daisy, call me crazy..." [thefreek]

"And now, back to Tying With Toby!" [Mr. Commentator]

"What? I'm sorry, I can't hear you... my shoes are too loud." [Ake]

Only day four of the diet and things are already getting a little out of hand. [The Benster!]

He then realized he had just put on the present for his brother... [super(k)]

"What are these annoying string things? *sigh* I always have to cut these..." [DaGlowstick]

You know, he's gonna miss those sooner or later... they say you never know whatcha got till it's gone. [Alena]

TobyMac, a former band member from the Christian rock band DCTalk, was arrested for yesterday trying on shoes in the shoe department and then cutting the laces off before he purchased them. [haylieg]

"Okay, okay, but I don't think we'll get that much money from selling part of my shoelace on eBay" [jenny_711]

"They just dont come how I roll these days." [jacob]

"...and the rabbit runs through the hole and around the tree. No wait that's not right." [DJ Ska]

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This Friday, December 5, 2025
ALBUMS
Leslie Jordan Memos - EP (independent)
JVKE & FORREST FRANK this is what christmas feels like [AWAL]
Knaladeus Never Left [Syntax]
Nunky Koma My All - EP [SOZO]
MATTHEWS The Darkest Light [Curb]

SINGLES
29:11 Worship Glory Glory - Single [DREAM]
99 APEX My Love - Double Single [Syntax]
B.Cooper Peace (feat. SIV) - Single [RMG Amplify]
Peter Burton Where Would I Be (feat. Matthew West) - Single [Integrity]
Cleansing Of The Temple Mary Did You Know? - Single [Rottweiler]
EJ Swavv, Edify, 1KChvcho Come From - Single [Syntax]
Alex Henry Foster City on Fire - Single [Hopeful Tragedy]
Heather Suzanne, Ian Austin Sleeping Child of Bethlehem - Single [Ocean House]
iNTELLECT, Procyse Lose Yourself - Single [Polished Arrow]
Living Again Dive Into - Single [Ocean House]
Myles Maestro New Life - Single [Syntax]
Ronnie Martin O Christmas Day - Single [Velvet Blue]
Seth Metoyer Flicker Of December - Single [Rottweiler/Broken Curfew]
Lexly Nirvana Honestamente ft. Manny Gee - Single [Syntax]
Q-FLO Heaven - Single [Syntax]
Run51 Good News (A Christmas Medley) - Single [DREAM]
Seventh Day Slumber You Say - Single [RockFest]
Tds Cam Scared Of The Beautiful - Single [Syntax]
VOTA Hold for Applause - Single (independent)
Zach Williams If God Lives Here (Live) - Single [Provident]
Yung Drew, De'Aris, prodbyzayne LEMME TALK - Single [Syntax]

Next Friday, December 12, 2025
ALBUMS
Angelica Walkin' In Faith: 35th Anniversary Collectors Edition [Girder]
Idle Cure 2nd Avenue: 35th Anniversary Collectors Edition [Girder]

SINGLES
John Long Thankful - Single [Ocean House]
Mountain People Worship I Don’t Know Where To Start - Single [Ocean House]
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