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Crazy Caption Photo No.105: "Rebirthing Pains"

(pictured: John Cooper of Skillet, from Myspace.com/SkilletMusic)
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"Beautiful! Now just give me a little more lip pucker..." [andi]

"What do you mean I'm not doing it right? It's my song isn't it?" [anberlin_rocks247]

Rebirthing Pains [LopDawG]

"I told you not to drink that lemon juice John." [Orion]

"Whoa! That burrito was sooo much better the first time around!" [luke]

John Cooper had just finished recording the new music video when someone piped up from the back, "Dude, we forgot to put film in the camera..." [ThE cRaZy SpAzZoLA]

A bad time for John's laxative to kick in. [skilletchicksrock]

"I'm sorry, but I'm not sure you get the whole concept - this is an ad for jacket buttons - you don't need the bass!" [DJ Ska]

Electric shocks are the number one reason you don't plug the patchcord into your pants. [beans22]

Not realizing that it was only a camera, John began yelling, "DON'T SHOOT!" [Lane's girl]

"OK, John... for the third time you look great so open your eyes!" [skillet for Timster]

"We're gonna need you to rock just a little bit harder..." [Alenka]

"Whoa, these contacts in my eyes just aren't working for me" [Mad Skillz]

"Dude, check out my ROCKIN' OUT! face!" [selboelbows]

Little did John Cooper know, that microphone on the camera was really full of water! [strawbs]

"Keep holding that face. Keep holding. Holding..." [Teddy Joe]

"God Bless you! Now, can we start that over again? ....and ACTION!" [octavo230]

"What was the expiration date on that milk, 1984?!" [karatechess]

"It just feels wrong. I think we need more cowbell." [Andrew]

"How can you say that Phil Joel is a better bassist than me?" [skamama]

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Music Out This Week


This Wednesday, April 8, 2026
ALBUMS
FORREST FRANK x PARTY WAVE DAWN PATROL [Riverhouse]
Freedom Church Upstream [Dream Worship]
Vince Gill 50 Years From Home: End Of The Night [UMG]
Grace Graber PUNK X PRAISE Vol 1 (independent)
Hulvey COULD BE TONIGHT [Reach]

SINGLES
The Band JAREN just look at HIM - Single (independent)
Mark Bishop Oh Yes You Will - Single [Sonlite]
bodie OBSESSED - Single [Provident/Sony]
Annie Bosko God Winks (moments) - Single [Quartz Hill Music]
Building 429 Give Him Praise - Single [The Fuel]
Tate Butts Brought Me This Far - Single (independent)
Chris Caro Perspectives - Single [Syntax]
Micah Christopher Well Water - Single [Integrity]
Collective Dust Simon Says 'Circle Pit! Circle Pit!' (Ft. PROJECT XENON) - Single [Charon Collective]
Jason Dunn Hope - Single (independent)
EJ Swavv Back in Black - Single [Syntax]
Roxanne Grace Old Friends - Single [Ocean House Music]
God Behind Bars Music Outlaw (feat. Stephen McWhirter) - Single [Provident/Sony]
GVTH DVDDY Doom Kitty - Single [Velvet Blue]
Humble Kings The Nights - Single [Small Step]
I.A.N. I AM NEW (ft. Project Pat) - Single [Syntax]
Jenn Johnson Mad at God - Single [Bethel]
David Leonard Time - Single [Provident/Sony]
Marty Magehee Screen Time - Single (independent)
Michael Gabriel Monroe By The Love - Single [Provident/Sony]
Lloyd Nicks A Little More - Single [Curb]
Matthew Plante GOD FIRST! - Single [Dream]
Razzie MOONWALKER - Single [Syntax]
Mike Rogers He Touched Me - Single [Gaither]
Sleeping At Last An Honest Mirror (Philautia) - Single (independent)
We Are Messengers Halfway Home - Single [Curb]
Tauren Wells Sunday Morning (feat. Pastor Mike JR) - Single [Capitol]
Josh Wilson Who's My Neighbor? (feat. PEABOD) - Single (independent)

Next Thursday, April 16, 2026
SINGLES
A.G. McIntosh Better Than the Last - Single (independent)

Next Friday, April 17, 2026
ALBUMS
Paul Baloche Yes, We Believe [Integrity]

SINGLES
Brothrly Quiet - Single (independent)
Josh Grove New Life - Single (independent)
V1 Worship Sing Over Us - Single [Dream Worship]
Matthew West Jesus is King - Single [Provident]
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