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Crazy Caption Photo No.105: "Rebirthing Pains"

(pictured: John Cooper of Skillet, from Myspace.com/SkilletMusic)
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"Beautiful! Now just give me a little more lip pucker..." [andi]

"What do you mean I'm not doing it right? It's my song isn't it?" [anberlin_rocks247]

Rebirthing Pains [LopDawG]

"I told you not to drink that lemon juice John." [Orion]

"Whoa! That burrito was sooo much better the first time around!" [luke]

John Cooper had just finished recording the new music video when someone piped up from the back, "Dude, we forgot to put film in the camera..." [ThE cRaZy SpAzZoLA]

A bad time for John's laxative to kick in. [skilletchicksrock]

"I'm sorry, but I'm not sure you get the whole concept - this is an ad for jacket buttons - you don't need the bass!" [DJ Ska]

Electric shocks are the number one reason you don't plug the patchcord into your pants. [beans22]

Not realizing that it was only a camera, John began yelling, "DON'T SHOOT!" [Lane's girl]

"OK, John... for the third time you look great so open your eyes!" [skillet for Timster]

"We're gonna need you to rock just a little bit harder..." [Alenka]

"Whoa, these contacts in my eyes just aren't working for me" [Mad Skillz]

"Dude, check out my ROCKIN' OUT! face!" [selboelbows]

Little did John Cooper know, that microphone on the camera was really full of water! [strawbs]

"Keep holding that face. Keep holding. Holding..." [Teddy Joe]

"God Bless you! Now, can we start that over again? ....and ACTION!" [octavo230]

"What was the expiration date on that milk, 1984?!" [karatechess]

"It just feels wrong. I think we need more cowbell." [Andrew]

"How can you say that Phil Joel is a better bassist than me?" [skamama]

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Music Out This Week


This Friday, November 14, 2025
ALBUMS
Bethel Music We Must Respond (Deluxe) [Bethel]
Emery White Line Fever (Remastered) - Disc One (independent)
JERICKO Ups and Downs - EP [Syntax]
Kings Kaleidoscope Asaph's Arrows II EP [BEC]
VIC LUCAS The Journey (Deluxe Version) [Syntax]
Ronnie Martin Evergreen Melodie [Velvet Blue]
NF FEAR - EP [Capitol]
Blessing Offor To All A Good Night [Capitol CMG]
Rave Jesus I MET GOD ON THE DANCEFLOOR [Provident]
The Young Escape Not Done Yet [BEC]

SINGLES
ADRIEL CRUZ & JAMIL Praying For My Enemies - Single [Syntax]
BILL B. My Lord - Single [Syntax]
Biscuits Drifting Off (Hayloft) - Single [Circle Back]
CUTRIGHT, ZIPPY, & QEW Pick it Up - Single [Syntax]
DRENAE Like U Do - Single [Syntax]
KNALADEUS, SELAH THE CORNER, & AYO SHAMIR Let it Be (ft. JOSEPH SD) - Single [Syntax]
LEXLY NIRVANA Perdoname - Single [Syntax]
Richard Lynch Why Me Lord - Single [MTS]
NEEDTOBREATHE Where You Call Home - Single [Omnivore]
Hunter Plake Have Yourself A Merry Little Christmas - Single [BEC]

Next Sunday, November 16, 2025
ALBUMS
Bir Witness 26.13 (independent)

Next Thursday, November 20, 2025
SINGLES
The Rocky Valentines Happy Thanksgiving - Double Single [Velvet Blue]

Next Friday, November 21, 2025
ALBUMS
Drew Holcomb & the Neighbors, Ellie Holcomb I'll Be Home for Christmas - EP [Magnolia]
Joseph Habedank The Great Adventure: A Tribute to Steven Curtis Chapman [Daywind]
Andrew Marcus Christmas - EP (independent)
Stryper The Greatest Gift Of All [Frontiers]

SINGLES
Cliff & Antoinette Murray Happy Thanksgiving - Single [DREAM]
Jake MacAdam, Mark & Sarah Tillman Christ Has Come - Single [Ocean House]
Life.Church Worship A Thousand Blessings - Single [Ocean House]
Good Weather Forecast Little Christmas - Single [DREAM]

VINYL
Stryper The Greatest Gift Of All Vinyl [Girder]
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