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Crazy Caption Photo No.110: "Relient Kangaroo"

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"I was just wondering... could I ride in your pouch quick?" [jay_001]

"That has got to be the biggest rabbit I've ever seen!" [Nathan P.]

After a year and a half of Matt and Matt, and John and Jon, Dave decided it was time to find himself another Dave. [the__lipless]

"I'd love to help you with your problem, but my degree in veterinary medicine was made in Calligraphy class." [moreangelsthangoogle]

Dave Douglas: Pet Detective [Hannah]

"I warned you, man, I warned you about wishing to be a kangaroo. Maybe next time you should... Hey, you're kinda cute!" [Junefrogger]

"Watch out! It'll take all your money and make a cheesy movie!" [ladustmite]

"My brother! I've come for you!" [UnderoathChick]

"Yes, I can sign a poster for you... what's your name?" [jen04]

"What's that, boy? Timmy fell down a well??" [ulikezebras]

Dave decided that he was sick of the penguin as their mascot, and took action into his own hands. [BananaHands]

"Um, I think humans are supposed to stay on the OTHER side of the fence" [ToddAgnewFan]

"OK so now can I open my eyes and find out what I'm petting?" [shae]

"So, you're a bouncer, eh? I'm in a band." [crazychickenhead]

"If you're doing this just to impress Rebecca St. James, buddy, you're the fourth guy this week. Now stop rubbing my fur the wrong way!" [TheTrinity777]

Kangaroo: "You're making me angry. You won't like me when I'm angry." [Bachi234]

Due to the graphic nature of this next scene, viewer discretion is advised. [Irishman]

"Matt, I'm sorry man! I had no idea that magic wand actually worked!" [allison]

Another fatality of Internet Dating Services... [fusion.4]

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This Wednesday, April 8, 2026
ALBUMS
FORREST FRANK x PARTY WAVE DAWN PATROL [Riverhouse]
Freedom Church Upstream [Dream Worship]
Vince Gill 50 Years From Home: End Of The Night [UMG]
Grace Graber PUNK X PRAISE Vol 1 (independent)

This Friday, April 10, 2026
SINGLES
The Band JAREN just look at HIM - Single (independent)
Mark Bishop Oh Yes You Will - Single [Sonlite]
bodie OBSESSED - Single [Provident/Sony]
Annie Bosko God Winks (moments) - Single [Quartz Hill Music]
Building 429 Give Him Praise - Single [The Fuel]
Tate Butts Brought Me This Far - Single (independent)
Chris Caro Perspectives - Single [Syntax]
Micah Christopher Well Water - Single [Integrity]
Collective Dust Simon Says 'Circle Pit! Circle Pit!' (Ft. PROJECT XENON) - Single [Charon Collective]
Jason Dunn Hope - Single (independent)
EJ Swavv Back in Black - Single [Syntax]
Roxanne Grace Old Friends - Single [Ocean House Music]
God Behind Bars Music Outlaw (feat. Stephen McWhirter) - Single [Provident/Sony]
GVTH DVDDY Doom Kitty - Single [Velvet Blue]
Humble Kings The Nights - Single [Small Step]
I.A.N. I AM NEW (ft. Project Pat) - Single [Syntax]
Jenn Johnson Mad at God - Single [Bethel]
Marty Magehee Screen Time - Single (independent)
Lloyd Nicks A Little More - Single [Curb]
Matthew Plante GOD FIRST! - Single [Dream]
Razzie MOONWALKER - Single [Syntax]
Mike Rogers He Touched Me - Single [Gaither]
Sleeping At Last An Honest Mirror (Philautia) - Single (independent)
We Are Messengers Halfway Home - Single [Curb]
Tauren Wells Sunday Morning (feat. Pastor Mike JR) - Single [Capitol]

Next Thursday, April 16, 2026
SINGLES
A.G. McIntosh Better Than the Last - Single (independent)

Next Friday, April 17, 2026
ALBUMS
Paul Baloche Yes, We Believe [Integrity]

SINGLES
Brothrly Quiet - Single (independent)
Josh Grove New Life - Single (independent)
V1 Worship Sing Over Us - Single [Dream Worship]
Matthew West Jesus is King - Single [Provident]
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