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Crazy Caption Photo No.110: "Relient Kangaroo"

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"I was just wondering... could I ride in your pouch quick?" [jay_001]

"That has got to be the biggest rabbit I've ever seen!" [Nathan P.]

After a year and a half of Matt and Matt, and John and Jon, Dave decided it was time to find himself another Dave. [the__lipless]

"I'd love to help you with your problem, but my degree in veterinary medicine was made in Calligraphy class." [moreangelsthangoogle]

Dave Douglas: Pet Detective [Hannah]

"I warned you, man, I warned you about wishing to be a kangaroo. Maybe next time you should... Hey, you're kinda cute!" [Junefrogger]

"Watch out! It'll take all your money and make a cheesy movie!" [ladustmite]

"My brother! I've come for you!" [UnderoathChick]

"Yes, I can sign a poster for you... what's your name?" [jen04]

"What's that, boy? Timmy fell down a well??" [ulikezebras]

Dave decided that he was sick of the penguin as their mascot, and took action into his own hands. [BananaHands]

"Um, I think humans are supposed to stay on the OTHER side of the fence" [ToddAgnewFan]

"OK so now can I open my eyes and find out what I'm petting?" [shae]

"So, you're a bouncer, eh? I'm in a band." [crazychickenhead]

"If you're doing this just to impress Rebecca St. James, buddy, you're the fourth guy this week. Now stop rubbing my fur the wrong way!" [TheTrinity777]

Kangaroo: "You're making me angry. You won't like me when I'm angry." [Bachi234]

Due to the graphic nature of this next scene, viewer discretion is advised. [Irishman]

"Matt, I'm sorry man! I had no idea that magic wand actually worked!" [allison]

Another fatality of Internet Dating Services... [fusion.4]

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This Tuesday, September 22
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This Friday, September 25
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We Are Messengers Halfway Home [Curb]
Matthew West Jesus is King [Provident]
The Wood Drake Sessions East to West (independent)

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Jamie MacDonald Used to Be - Single [Capitol CMG]
Mackenzie Phillips Made - Single [Gotee]
QEW & Cyrus Sonata Nu Nimbus Vibez (ft. Scribe Music) - Single [Syntax]
River Valley Worship King of the Empty Grave - Single [BEC]
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Jake MacAdam Source of Life - EP (independent)
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Gracie Binion & Bella Fabrizio Recompense - Single [BEC]
Koryn Hawthorne God Is Real - Single [Motown Gospel]
Olivia Lane Mother's Eyes - Single [BEC]
Chandler Marie Ride Away - Single (independent)
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