The phrase "water under the bridge" takes on a drastic and scary new meaning. [Xianmusicfan]
"Tell my mother...I..love...her..." *Splash* "NOOO!" [M&M]
A heroic moment swiftly turns into an awkward one when you realize the man you're rescuing has lost his pants in the raging rapids. [Xhoven]
Pat and Sameer weren't sure which was scarier: dangling over raging rapids, or the fact that Lacey was laughing hysterically behind the camera. [sammykat]
"I'll never let go, Jack! I'll never let go!" [Michael P]
Falleaf [Vince]
Okay, so cavemen can't swim, but Geico can still save you 15% or more on car insurance. [Bill Broring]
"It's not what it looks like! I swear!" [Zane]
"Guys. It's just a spider. Chill out." [Natty Fiction]
"Um, would someone please answer my cell phone? I'm not really in a position to do it myself right now." [Penelope]
"Is NOW really the time to be taking picture for your facebook??!!" [Jazzbass21]
As Paul was slipping from the ledge, Nick realized...Paul still had his iPod. [Aaron]
They said it was so easy, a caveman could do it. Turns out, climbing up a rock wall isn't that easy. [conversecity]
"After we're done taking the picture, I am so dropping you." [hinkle7205]
Initially, their song "Swept Away" had a different meaning. [SAY-RUH]
"So sit right back and you'll hear a tale..." [Michael]
"Hold on, dude! Take your last photo with me..." [Jason5]
No actual Christians were harmed in the making of this baptism. [Jesus fr33qued!]
Xhoven won a copy of Corpus Christi's new album, The Darker Shades of White (and an exclusive JFH "Caption Winner" button!)
This Friday, March 24, 2023
ALBUMS August Burns Red Death Below [SharpTone] The Kingsmen Decades: Vol. 1 & 2 [Crossroads] Owl City Coco Moon (independent) Project 86 OMNI, Part 1 (independent) Stockholm Worship Other Side [Capitol CMG] Micah Tyler People Like US - EP [Fair Trade] Wilder Woods FEVER / SKY (independent)
SINGLES Amy Grant Trees We'll Never See - Single [AG/Capitol] The Rocket Summer Sing At The Top - Single [Aviate] We Are Messengers Wholehearted (feat. KB) - Single [Curb/Word]
Next Friday, March 31, 2023
ALBUMS The Classic Crime GRIM AGE (independent) The Ongoing Concept Again [Solid State]
SINGLES Tina Boonstra Why Do Good Times Fly? - Single [7Core] Stillman You'll Be In My Heart - Single (independent)