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Crazy Caption Photo No.159: "Falleaf"

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"Fly, you fools!" "Gandaaaalf!" [marknancy]

When baptisms go bad... [Aidan]

The phrase "water under the bridge" takes on a drastic and scary new meaning. [Xianmusicfan]

"Tell my mother...I..love...her..." *Splash* "NOOO!" [M&M]

A heroic moment swiftly turns into an awkward one when you realize the man you're rescuing has lost his pants in the raging rapids. [Xhoven] *winner*

Pat and Sameer weren't sure which was scarier: dangling over raging rapids, or the fact that Lacey was laughing hysterically behind the camera. [sammykat]

"I'll never let go, Jack! I'll never let go!" [Michael P]

Falleaf [Vince]

Okay, so cavemen can't swim, but Geico can still save you 15% or more on car insurance. [Bill Broring]

"It's not what it looks like! I swear!" [Zane]

"Guys. It's just a spider. Chill out." [Natty Fiction]

"Um, would someone please answer my cell phone? I'm not really in a position to do it myself right now." [Penelope]

"Is NOW really the time to be taking picture for your facebook??!!" [Jazzbass21]

As Paul was slipping from the ledge, Nick realized...Paul still had his iPod. [Aaron]

They said it was so easy, a caveman could do it. Turns out, climbing up a rock wall isn't that easy. [conversecity]

"After we're done taking the picture, I am so dropping you." [hinkle7205]

Initially, their song "Swept Away" had a different meaning. [SAY-RUH]

"So sit right back and you'll hear a tale..." [Michael]

"Hold on, dude! Take your last photo with me..." [Jason5]

No actual Christians were harmed in the making of this baptism. [Jesus fr33qued!]

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This Tuesday, March 31, 2026
ALBUMS
Village KNG Side A + B (independent)

This Thursday, April 2, 2026
SINGLES
Anike HOLY GIRLS! (WERK) - Single [Reach]

This Friday, April 3, 2026
ALBUMS
Meredith Andrews Live From Liberty University (with Liberty Worship Collective) [Curb]
Peech. Small Town America (Vol. 2) - EP [Capitol CMG]
Michael Sweet The Master Plan [Frontiers]
tonyxtrotter THE ART OF GETTING UP [Syntax]

SINGLES
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Drea LP & OnBeatMusic Pillow - Single [Syntax]
FORREST FRANK x DAWN PATROL Waste Some Time - Single [Riverhouse]
Marcus Hummon Bless the Broken Road - Single
Kevi Morse & Gabe Hammes Only God Knows - Single [Syntax]
Kings Theory Blood - Single [Syntax]
Vic Lucas Yeshua! - Single [Syntax]
MotionPlus Refuse (feat. Alyssa Jane) - Single [Polished Arrow]
Omega Levine All Things New - Single (independent)
Oyinbrakemi Goosebumps - Single (independent)
Chelsea Plank When You Give It Up - Single [Provident/Sony]
Q-Flo Midnight Matcha - Single [Syntax]
QEW, Untidld, Prodigyl Lean On Him - Single [Syntax]
SNT VINCENT INTENSIFY - Single [Syntax]
To Fight Fo Alive - Single (independent)
Bay Turner Redeemer - Single [Centricity]

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ALBUMS
FORREST FRANK x DAWN PATROL DAWN PATROL [Riverhouse]

Next Friday, April 10, 2026
SINGLES
bodie OBSESSED - Single [Provident/Sony]
Freedom Church Upstream - Single [Dream Worship]
Roxanne Grace Old Friends - Single [Ocean House Music]
GVTH DVDDY Doom Kitty - Single [Provident/Sony]
Lloyd Nicks A Little More - Single [Curb]
Matthew Plante GOD FIRST! - Single [Dream]
Sleeping At Last An Honest Mirror (Philautia) - Single (independent)
We Are Messengers Halfway Home - Single [Curb]
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