The phrase "water under the bridge" takes on a drastic and scary new meaning. [Xianmusicfan]
"Tell my mother...I..love...her..." *Splash* "NOOO!" [M&M]
A heroic moment swiftly turns into an awkward one when you realize the man you're rescuing has lost his pants in the raging rapids. [Xhoven]
Pat and Sameer weren't sure which was scarier: dangling over raging rapids, or the fact that Lacey was laughing hysterically behind the camera. [sammykat]
"I'll never let go, Jack! I'll never let go!" [Michael P]
Falleaf [Vince]
Okay, so cavemen can't swim, but Geico can still save you 15% or more on car insurance. [Bill Broring]
"It's not what it looks like! I swear!" [Zane]
"Guys. It's just a spider. Chill out." [Natty Fiction]
"Um, would someone please answer my cell phone? I'm not really in a position to do it myself right now." [Penelope]
"Is NOW really the time to be taking picture for your facebook??!!" [Jazzbass21]
As Paul was slipping from the ledge, Nick realized...Paul still had his iPod. [Aaron]
They said it was so easy, a caveman could do it. Turns out, climbing up a rock wall isn't that easy. [conversecity]
"After we're done taking the picture, I am so dropping you." [hinkle7205]
Initially, their song "Swept Away" had a different meaning. [SAY-RUH]
"So sit right back and you'll hear a tale..." [Michael]
"Hold on, dude! Take your last photo with me..." [Jason5]
No actual Christians were harmed in the making of this baptism. [Jesus fr33qued!]
Xhoven won a copy of Corpus Christi's new album, The Darker Shades of White (and an exclusive JFH "Caption Winner" button!)
This Friday, June 27, 2025
ALBUMS 7eventh Time Down We Praise You [BEC] The Browns 25th Anniversary: Better Days Ahead [StowTown] Franni Cash Wild Child - EP [Capitol CMG] Matt Crocker interlude [Anotherland] Jimmy Fortune Songs of an American Dreamer [Gaither] Roxanne Grace Road Trip - EP [DREAM] JJ Hairston & Youthful Praise The Live Reunion: Washington, DC [James Town] Kutless The Seventh Seal - EP [BEC] Evvie McKinney It Ain't Over - EP (independent) Rusty Shipp Capsized Empire (independent) SEU Worship A Forgiving God [Provident] The Shimmering Carnelians The Doorway (Version 2.0) (independent) We Are Messengers A Thousand Times - EP [Curb]
SINGLES Anchor & Braille Rattlesnake - Single [Equal Vision] ANTHNY imposter syndrome - Single [Provident] Blanca Right On Time - Single [Curb] Landry Cantrell & Elenee sunshine & rainbows - Single [DREAM] Eddie Clark Never Content - Single [Syntax] Colony House Atomic - Single [Roon] Megan Danielle Preachin' To The Choir - Single [Provident] Drea LP & OnBeatMusic Don't Try Me (DTM) - Single [Syntax] ELI GABLE Glory Bound - Single [Capitol CMG] Joseph Habedank Running to Me - Single [Daywind] Lonnie Hunter Flow (Like A River) - Single [Uncle G] Kashh Kade HELP - Single [Syntax] KB x KEANU Keanu's Song - Single [Provident] Tasha Layton Singing In the Dark - Single [BEC] Tasha Cobbs Leonard The Hand That Keeps Holding - Single [Motown Gospel] Claire Leslie Thank God I'm Not Alone (from Claire's Phone) - Single [Capitol CMG] Tim Lovelace Celebration of America Medley (feat. Charlie McCoy) - Single [StowTown] Lecrae Tell No Lie (feat. Jackie Hill Perry) - Single [Reach] LO Worship The Perfect Love of Jesus - Single [Integrity] Patrick Mayberry Thank The Lord - Single [Provident] Michael Monroe John The Baptist (feat. Chris Renzema) - Single [Provident] Alexander Pappas A Great Awakening / Un Nuevo Despertar - Single [Integrity] PEABOD Summer in Seattle - Single [RMG Amplify] Rave Jesus Walk On The Water Remix (From The Chosen) - Single [Provident] The Rocky Valentines Nat Song - Single [Velvet Blue] Tommy Royale, gio. Like Dat - Single [Capitol CMG] Saints In Exile & Cutright My Dead End (ft. Jeannie Ortega, Luc DiMarzio, Jericko) - Single [Syntax] Emilie Weiss Take Care (Studio Sessions) - Single [BEC]
DVD Jimmy Fortune Songs Of An American Dreamer DVD [Gaither]
Next Friday, July 4, 2025
ALBUMS Chad Cory America [DREAM] Tenielle Neda The Way Of Love [Wings]