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Crazy Caption Photo No.187: "Give Me Your Hand"

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*MUAH* "You might want to put on lotion" [Crouton]

"Give me your hand for just one second... give me your hand so I can see" [Christian]

"Hmm. Looks infected." [Micah]

Brandon Heath, A.K.A. "The Modern Prince Charming" [Maestro]

"Subject Heath, please do not ever fart while my mother is present." "Yes, your majesty. I'm sorry your majesty." [whitle09g]

"Alright, I won't cut off your head. NEXT." [Andriella] *winner*

"Manners?: check, Style?: check, Good Looks?: check Good Singing Voice?: check, Smell?: Sorry Brandon. You're not fit to be royalty yet!" [PanheadsRock]

"I thought Prince Charming would be more ...well, CHARMING." [Tahl]

"Stranger Danger!" [Jeff]

"Suddenly, right as he was kissing the princess he was immediatly vaporized by a beam of vengeful, jealous rage eminating from the face of the king sitting quietly in the corner " [Kyton]

Brandon: "I'm your Prince Charming!" Girl: "Ewww!" [Victoria]

"We're sorry the hand dryer was broken. I'll take care of it." [Dave]

Princess of Eden [Stacy]

"Well, he's no Prince Williams, but he'll have to do..." [theoneleft]

"Uuhhhh, SECURITY!!!" [Eli]

The princess and the popstar [Gg54]

The young reporter was so flustered by his chivalry that she forgot what her next interview question was. [Jesus Fanatic]

Accidental red sock in wash = Pink shirt = Ladies' man [JPC]

...and they both lived happily ever after. The End! [freakofthefoot]

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