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Crazy Caption Photo No.187: "Give Me Your Hand"

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*MUAH* "You might want to put on lotion" [Crouton]

"Give me your hand for just one second... give me your hand so I can see" [Christian]

"Hmm. Looks infected." [Micah]

Brandon Heath, A.K.A. "The Modern Prince Charming" [Maestro]

"Subject Heath, please do not ever fart while my mother is present." "Yes, your majesty. I'm sorry your majesty." [whitle09g]

"Alright, I won't cut off your head. NEXT." [Andriella] *winner*

"Manners?: check, Style?: check, Good Looks?: check Good Singing Voice?: check, Smell?: Sorry Brandon. You're not fit to be royalty yet!" [PanheadsRock]

"I thought Prince Charming would be more ...well, CHARMING." [Tahl]

"Stranger Danger!" [Jeff]

"Suddenly, right as he was kissing the princess he was immediatly vaporized by a beam of vengeful, jealous rage eminating from the face of the king sitting quietly in the corner " [Kyton]

Brandon: "I'm your Prince Charming!" Girl: "Ewww!" [Victoria]

"We're sorry the hand dryer was broken. I'll take care of it." [Dave]

Princess of Eden [Stacy]

"Well, he's no Prince Williams, but he'll have to do..." [theoneleft]

"Uuhhhh, SECURITY!!!" [Eli]

The princess and the popstar [Gg54]

The young reporter was so flustered by his chivalry that she forgot what her next interview question was. [Jesus Fanatic]

Accidental red sock in wash = Pink shirt = Ladies' man [JPC]

...and they both lived happily ever after. The End! [freakofthefoot]

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This Tuesday, January 27, 2026
SINGLES
Philip Anthony No Parts - Single (independent)
Pipe Bomb I Will Kill The Worst Parts Of Myself - Single (independent)

This Friday, January 30, 2026
ALBUMS
The Binions Roots [StowTown]
bodie NO SKIPS (DELUXE) [Provident/Sony]
Peter Burton Where Would I Be - EP [Integrity]
Dreamers let love be your highest goal. - EP [DREAM Worship]
Deitrick Haddon & Voices Of Unity Chain Breaker 2.5 [Tyscot]
Gaither Vocal Band How Sweet It Is: Live In Concert [Gaither]
Kingdmusic JOY (independent)
LO CLOUD Sleepwalker - EP (independent)
Eddy Mann The Unveiling [MTS]
Lizzie Morgan Not My Will (Deluxe) [Provident/Sony]
We The Kingdom Dear Jesus [Capitol CMG]
YWAM Kona Music Apostles Creed Global - EP [Integrity]

SINGLES
ANTHNY imposter syndrome (spiritual mix) - Single [Provident/Sony]
Autumn Owls Thick as Thieves - Single (independent)
Mark Bishop The Fishing Pole - Single [Sonlite]
BRAG Worship, Trip Lee For Your Glory / Draw My Eyes - Double Single [Reach]
Elan Brio Two Hearts - Single [Fly Dog]
for KING + COUNTRY Ever And Ever Before (feat. MORIAH & Courtney) - Single [Curb]
Grace + Max Flame - Single [WieRok]
God Behind Bars Music Call Out To Jesus - Single [Provident/Sony]
Philippa Hanna 'Til the Whole World Knows (feat. Israel Houghton) - Single [Integrity]
Ellie Holcomb Hope's Gonna Find You (feat. Franni Cash) - Single [Capitol CMG]
I.A.N. PRAISE THE LORD ft. 1K Phew - Single [Syntax]
iNTELLECT, Procyse Fool's Gold - Single [Polished Arrow]
Lexly Nirvana Alegria (ft. Shanta Fuentes) - Single [Syntax]
John Long The Perfect Love of Christ - Single [Ocean House]
Mainstream Worship & Josh Daughtry Fresh Start (Live) - Single [DREAM Worship]
Bishop Paul S. Morton Go Through (feat. PJ Morton, Jasmine Morton Robinson) - Single [Tehillah]
Alexander Pappas Hands Up - Single [Integrity]
Saints in Exile Our Love is Dead & Our Luv is Dead? - Single [Syntax]
Scapegoat End This Nation (Ft. Dayton Turner) - Single [Charon Collective]
Seph Schlueter Life With You - Single [Provident/Sony]
SNT. VINCENT SOCIAL YEAR - Single [Syntax]
TKE3 Mr Unstoppable (feat. Omar Whippin) - Single (independent)
TRU-SERVA Battleground - Single [Kingdom Impact]

DVD
Gaither Vocal Band How Sweet It Is: Live In Concert DVD [Gaither]

Next Sunday, February 1, 2026
SINGLES
Like A Splinter x Righteous Talk Dark Sayings - Single (independent)
Tanya Low Red Fresh Rose - Single (independent)
MC Zappa Why? - Single (independent)

Next Monday, February 2, 2026
ALBUMS
Lecrae Reconstruction (Deluxe) [Reach]

Next Friday, February 6, 2026
ALBUMS
Ashes Awaken Rise [MTS]
Life.Church Worship El Camino - EP [Ocean House]
Ricky Dillard, Ron Carter Sweet, Sweet Spirit [Motown Gospel/Capitol CMG]

SINGLES
Freedom Church Good On Your Promise - Single [DREAM]
Ben Fuller x KB Black Sheep II - Single [Provident/Sony]
Josh Grove, KJ-52 Rain Or Shine - Single [Syntax]
Hulvey Rooftop (feat. nobigdyl) - Single [Reach]
Ian Austin, Heather Suzanne Apple Pie - Single [Ocean House]
Love & The Outcome For the Beauty of the Earth - Single [Integrated Music Rights]
Hunter Plake Lousiana Rain - Single [BEC]
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