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Crazy Caption Photo No.186: "The Great Engrossing"

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"Dude, exactly how tall do you think our waitress is?" [tera] *winner*

Signs of a Christian Band #128: They ignore the Budweiser sign. [SMC]

Just as they sat down for brunch at their favorite cafe, the Leeland guys quickly got distracted by their favorite daytime tv entertainment: "The Young and the Restless." [Alenka]

Sometimes watching your own live show isn't the best of ideas. [toeyoe]

The band was excited about the nation anthem until they realized it wasn't Leeland's grandmother....it was Steven Tyler... [DrummerChap86]

Laser light pointers are not just for cats. [Carrie]

Oh I see...it's the ol' look-up-and-see-how-many-people-will-do-the-same trick! [Jeff]

"Hey, the word 'gullible's' written on the ceiling." [Gabrielagodsgirls2597]

"No, I'm pretty sure it was 124 ceiling tiles." [god'slittlewriter2597]

"Could we please get a seat NOT directly under the rusty saw?" [Tany]

"There he goes! Who knew that waiters could fly?" [Mo]

Unfortunately, what they thought was the Rapture was actually just a particularly bright ceiling light. [rawkfist777]

"How long do you think the pancake will stay up there?" [Kyton]

"Darn it, they were right...Biebs is good..." [Vinny]

"Wow... when they said that you shouldn't mix diet Coke with Mentos, they weren't kidding." [Lizi]

News Flash: Local diner to be shut down for serving rodents to 4 unsuspecting men. [Andrew]

"The only thing this place is missing is one of our platinum records on the wall. Right there." [Hannah]

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Music Out This Week

This Wednesday, January 22, 2020
Hulvey Prelude [Reach]

This Friday, January 24, 2020
Colony House Leave What's Lost Behind [Roon]
Colton Dixon Miracles - Single [Atlantic / Hear It Loud]
Jordan and Jessa I Cannot Outrun Your Grace - Single (independent)
Chris Renzema Springtime - Single [Centricity]
Silent Planet The Night God Slept Redux [Solid State]
Tauren Wells Citizen of Heaven [Provident Label Group]
Chase Tremaine Unfall (independent)
We Are The City RIP [Tooth & Nail]

Next Friday, January 31, 2020
Huntingtons ¡MUERTO, CARCEL, O ROCANROL! [Burnt Toast Vinyl]
Matt Redman Let There Be Wonder [Integrity]
Sammy Ward Hymns Anew [Vibraslap]


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