"Dude, exactly how tall do you think our waitress is?" [tera]
Signs of a Christian Band #128: They ignore the Budweiser sign. [SMC]
Just as they sat down for brunch at their favorite cafe, the Leeland guys quickly got distracted by their favorite daytime tv entertainment: "The Young and the Restless." [Alenka]
Sometimes watching your own live show isn't the best of ideas. [toeyoe]
The band was excited about the nation anthem until they realized it wasn't Leeland's grandmother....it was Steven Tyler... [DrummerChap86]
Laser light pointers are not just for cats. [Carrie]
Oh I see...it's the ol' look-up-and-see-how-many-people-will-do-the-same trick! [Jeff]
"Hey, the word 'gullible's' written on the ceiling." [Gabrielagodsgirls2597]
"No, I'm pretty sure it was 124 ceiling tiles." [god'slittlewriter2597]
"Could we please get a seat NOT directly under the rusty saw?" [Tany]
"There he goes! Who knew that waiters could fly?" [Mo]
Unfortunately, what they thought was the Rapture was actually just a particularly bright ceiling light. [rawkfist777]
"How long do you think the pancake will stay up there?" [Kyton]
"Darn it, they were right...Biebs is good..." [Vinny]
"Wow... when they said that you shouldn't mix diet Coke with Mentos, they weren't kidding." [Lizi]
News Flash: Local diner to be shut down for serving rodents to 4 unsuspecting men. [Andrew]
"The only thing this place is missing is one of our platinum records on the wall. Right there." [Hannah]
tera won a copy of If It Leads Me Back by Lindsay McCaul (and an exclusive JFH "Caption Winner" button!)
This Friday, April 25, 2025
ALBUMS PJ Bostic Hope In The Winter Stage (independent) Megan Danielle Grace - Single [Provident] Disciple Skeleton Psalms (Deluxe) [Tooth & Nail] Sam Hauge Exit 9B - EP (independent) Smokey Robinson What The World Needs Now [Gaither] Stephen Stanley trustfall [Capitol CMG] UPPERROOM 1350 (Live) [Capitol CMG]
SINGLES Ashes Remain The Let Down - Single [BEC] Big Daddy Weave Stranger No More - Single [Curb] bodie SAY SO - Single [Provident] Bongo Chico Wrongside Right - Single (independent) Dan Bremnes Cortado - Single [Curb] Mainstream Worship CHANGED! - Single [DREAM Worship] River Valley AGES Love The Lord Your God - Single [BEC] Tasha Layton & The Choir Room Thank You Isn't Enough - Single [BEC] Joel Vaughn Testify - Single [DREAM] The Young Escape Untitled - Single [BEC]
Next Friday, May 2, 2025
ALBUMS Free Worship Anuque no Lo Vea [BEC] KingsPorch Songs for the Simple Gathering: Vol. 3 [BEC] Melody Noel Back to Praise - EP (independent) Jordan St. Cyr My Foundations (Acoustic Sessions) - EP [BEC]
SINGLES Slow Salvation As We Decompose - Single [Velvet Blue]