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Crazy Caption Photo No.186: "The Great Engrossing"

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"Dude, exactly how tall do you think our waitress is?" [tera] *winner*

Signs of a Christian Band #128: They ignore the Budweiser sign. [SMC]

Just as they sat down for brunch at their favorite cafe, the Leeland guys quickly got distracted by their favorite daytime tv entertainment: "The Young and the Restless." [Alenka]

Sometimes watching your own live show isn't the best of ideas. [toeyoe]

The band was excited about the nation anthem until they realized it wasn't Leeland's grandmother....it was Steven Tyler... [DrummerChap86]

Laser light pointers are not just for cats. [Carrie]

Oh I see...it's the ol' look-up-and-see-how-many-people-will-do-the-same trick! [Jeff]

"Hey, the word 'gullible's' written on the ceiling." [Gabrielagodsgirls2597]

"No, I'm pretty sure it was 124 ceiling tiles." [god'slittlewriter2597]

"Could we please get a seat NOT directly under the rusty saw?" [Tany]

"There he goes! Who knew that waiters could fly?" [Mo]

Unfortunately, what they thought was the Rapture was actually just a particularly bright ceiling light. [rawkfist777]

"How long do you think the pancake will stay up there?" [Kyton]

"Darn it, they were right...Biebs is good..." [Vinny]

"Wow... when they said that you shouldn't mix diet Coke with Mentos, they weren't kidding." [Lizi]

News Flash: Local diner to be shut down for serving rodents to 4 unsuspecting men. [Andrew]

"The only thing this place is missing is one of our platinum records on the wall. Right there." [Hannah]

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Music Out This Week


This Friday, July 17
ALBUMS
Mark Bishop Where Do Blessings Come From? [Sonlite]
Drown The Planet The Blessed /// The Cursed - EP [Charon Collective]
ELEVATION RHYTHM Washed [Elevation]
The Emerging Sound Jesus, the Light of the World [People & Songs]
Justin Gambino Garden Of The Lord [Residence Music]
IDEGO IDEGO - EP (independent)
Mangled Carpenter Between Blood And Silence - EP [Rottweiler]
Small Voice Testimonies - EP (independent)
Tenroc God Is A Person [Provident]

SINGLES
AustinThaNoble Cakewalk - Single [Syntax]
Josh Baldwin Spirit of the Living God - Single [Bethel]
Destiny Barber what happened to love? - Single [Harmony]
Pat Barrett Count On You (Worship Together Sessions) - Single [Capitol CMG]
EJ Swavv, Rahlan Kay, Sons of Mack Push - Single [Syntax]
Emery Stimulated - Single (independent)
J.Solo, Monster Tarver, YP aka Young Paul Invisible Warfare - Single [Syntax]
JusRzd, Mic Wise, Cyrus Sonata Double or Nothing - Single [Syntax]
John Long Trust In Him - Single (independent)
Jake MacAdam & Diana Trout I Will Lead - Single (independent)
Myles Maestro FEAR - Single [Syntax]
Nineties Worship Night + Elenee I Will Never Be - Single [NWN]
Jeannie Ortega Never Forgotten - Single [Syntax]
Matthew Plante OPEN MY EYES - Single [Dream]
Red Worship Memories- Single (independent)
Remnant House Nothing Without Him - Single (independent)
The Rogers Family Secret Place - Single [Horizon]
Sanctus Real The War I'm In - Single [The Fuel]
Shelltown Paradise In the Fall - Single (independent)
Matthew West Back to Jesus - Single [Provident]

Next Friday, July 24
ALBUMS
Leanna Crawford Thank God [Provident]
Charles Wesley Godwin Christian Name [Big Loud]
Ezra Worship Initiative Great and Glorious God EP [NCS]
The Inspirations Songs For Our American Culture [Horizon]
Josh Snodgrass Acoustic Worship (independent)
Tyraels Ascension Grave Seeker [Rottweiler]

SINGLES
Beach Chapel Give You The World - Single (independent)
Elle Limebear Give Me Joy - Single [Wings]
Lloyd Nicks Paper-Maché - Single [Wings]
Andy Riemersma Holding Me Down - Single [Dream]
Sleeping At Last Echo - Single (independent)
Joel Vaughn Like God Does - Single (independent)
Phil Wickham Everyday Hallelujah - Single [Fair Trade]
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