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"Dude, exactly how tall do you think our waitress is?" [tera] *winner*

Signs of a Christian Band #128: They ignore the Budweiser sign. [SMC]

Just as they sat down for brunch at their favorite cafe, the Leeland guys quickly got distracted by their favorite daytime tv entertainment: "The Young and the Restless." [Alenka]

Sometimes watching your own live show isn't the best of ideas. [toeyoe]

The band was excited about the nation anthem until they realized it wasn't Leeland's grandmother....it was Steven Tyler... [DrummerChap86]

Laser light pointers are not just for cats. [Carrie]

Oh I see...it's the ol' look-up-and-see-how-many-people-will-do-the-same trick! [Jeff]

"Hey, the word 'gullible's' written on the ceiling." [Gabrielagodsgirls2597]

"No, I'm pretty sure it was 124 ceiling tiles." [god'slittlewriter2597]

"Could we please get a seat NOT directly under the rusty saw?" [Tany]

"There he goes! Who knew that waiters could fly?" [Mo]

Unfortunately, what they thought was the Rapture was actually just a particularly bright ceiling light. [rawkfist777]

"How long do you think the pancake will stay up there?" [Kyton]

"Darn it, they were right...Biebs is good..." [Vinny]

"Wow... when they said that you shouldn't mix diet Coke with Mentos, they weren't kidding." [Lizi]

News Flash: Local diner to be shut down for serving rodents to 4 unsuspecting men. [Andrew]

"The only thing this place is missing is one of our platinum records on the wall. Right there." [Hannah]

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Music Out This Week


This Thursday, May 6, 2021
NEEDTOBREATHE Into the Mystery - Single [Elektra]


This Friday, May 7, 2021
CAIN Rise Up [Provident / Sony]
The Crabb Family I See Revival DVD [Daywind]
Christine D'Clario Where The Spirit Of The Lord Is - Single [Capitol CMG]
Endless Highway Come Home [Crossroads]
Courtney Franklin We Made It - Single [Pebble Street]
Future of Forestry Now - Single (independent)
Futures Simple - Single [DREAM]
JUDAH. 3+7 [Capitol CMG]
Kingdom Heirs Jesus is Enough - Single [Crossroads]
Ellie Holcomb I Don't Want To Miss It - Single [Capitol CMG]
Mirours Colorful Love - Single [BEC]
Mandisa Ruins - Single [Sparrow]
Newsboys Magnetic - Single [Capitol CMG]
Switchfoot I Need You (To Be Wrong) - Single [Fantasy]
Phil Thompson Jesus - Single [Integrity]
White Stone Receivers Songs for the Wilderness - EP [7Core]
Vineyard Worship Heaven's Work - Single [Integrity]
YWAM Kona Music The Sound of Go (Live) - EP [Integrity]


Next Friday, May 14, 2021
Anna Golden Peace: The Album [Motown Gospel/TeeLee]


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