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Crazy Caption Photo No.186: "The Great Engrossing"

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"Dude, exactly how tall do you think our waitress is?" [tera] *winner*

Signs of a Christian Band #128: They ignore the Budweiser sign. [SMC]

Just as they sat down for brunch at their favorite cafe, the Leeland guys quickly got distracted by their favorite daytime tv entertainment: "The Young and the Restless." [Alenka]

Sometimes watching your own live show isn't the best of ideas. [toeyoe]

The band was excited about the nation anthem until they realized it wasn't Leeland's grandmother....it was Steven Tyler... [DrummerChap86]

Laser light pointers are not just for cats. [Carrie]

Oh I see...it's the ol' look-up-and-see-how-many-people-will-do-the-same trick! [Jeff]

"Hey, the word 'gullible's' written on the ceiling." [Gabrielagodsgirls2597]

"No, I'm pretty sure it was 124 ceiling tiles." [god'slittlewriter2597]

"Could we please get a seat NOT directly under the rusty saw?" [Tany]

"There he goes! Who knew that waiters could fly?" [Mo]

Unfortunately, what they thought was the Rapture was actually just a particularly bright ceiling light. [rawkfist777]

"How long do you think the pancake will stay up there?" [Kyton]

"Darn it, they were right...Biebs is good..." [Vinny]

"Wow... when they said that you shouldn't mix diet Coke with Mentos, they weren't kidding." [Lizi]

News Flash: Local diner to be shut down for serving rodents to 4 unsuspecting men. [Andrew]

"The only thing this place is missing is one of our platinum records on the wall. Right there." [Hannah]

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.The Porter's Gate Partners with Integrity Music for New Release, "Neighbor Songs"
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.Pat Barrett's Live Album, "Canvas And Clay," Releases Today
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.Josh Wilson Celebrates New Season with First Company Management
  Fri, 23 Aug 2019 18:45:00 EST
.Motown Gospel Soul Singer Gene Moore Releases New Album "Tunnel Vision" Today
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.Watch the Season 9 Finale of SUNDAY BEST this Sunday at 8PM ET/PT on BET
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Music Out This Week

This Friday, August 23
Pat Barrett Canvas and Clay (Live) [Bowyer & Bow / Capitol]
Vince Gill Okie [MCA Nashville]
Andy Mineo Work In Progress [Reach]
Gene Moore Tunnel Vision [Motown Gospel]
The Porter's Gate Nothing To Fear (feat. Audrey Assad) - Single [Integrity]
Random Hero Tension [Rockfest]
TobyMac The St. Nemele Collab Sessions (Digital Only) [Forefront/Capitol]


Next Friday, August 30
Aaron Cole Not By Chance [Gotee]
Jeff & Sheri Easter You Are Loved [Capitol/Gaither]
Elevation Worship At Midnight (independent)
David Leonard The Wait: Silence the Noise (Live) [Integrity]
Paul and Hannah McClure The Way Home [Bethel]
Maranatha! Music Heart Of Worship - Tremble [Maranatha!]
Sanctus Real Unstoppable God [Framework/Fair Trade]
Various Artists SOZO Playlists: Top Christian Hits [Capitol/Sparrow]


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