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Crazy Caption Photo No.200: "KJ-Five-O"

(pictured: KJ-52; Source: KJ's Instagram Feed, @kj52instagram)
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"Officer, I promise it's pronounced 5-2!" [Andrew]

KJ-Five-O [Moniker, JRams1188]

Apparently, performing "You'll Never Take Me Down" at the local police station will get you arrested. [DJ Skillz]

"Honestly, Officer, I'm not actually dangerous; it was just a song!!" [weashuman97]

"Freeze! That set was so good it's illegal." [Digital edge]

"You have the right to--- Oooh! A camera!" [Ben]

This is what happens when you try to return year-old pants at Wal-Mart [foxrock66]

One more line added to his rap sheet. [IsHereForNow]

He's going to cell number 52. [Andy]

"All I wanted was a Coke and a fry and a cheeseburger-- no, the COCA-COLA kind of coke!" [Muffin]

"Right... so... I can only let him go if he gives us all an autograph right?" [Rick Nike]

5-0 apprehended 5-2! [MadSkillzLikesSka]

"Okay, officer...I will stop writing songs about Eminem!!" [Jeff]

The police force had been rather arrest-happy since the Chief unveiled his "Donuts For Detainments" Initiative. [hanoveraustin]

"I already told you officer, it's FIVETWEEZY!" Officer: "Shut up Fifty-Two, and smile." [C-Los]

KJail-52 [Kingsley]

52 to Life [Jamie]

5-2, 5-2, what ya gonna do? What ya gonna do when they come for you? [auddenton] *winner*

Tweezy gone bad. [Riley]

"Do yo thang" behind bars! [Avery]

"You're gonna be a plain white rapper in a police car tonight..." [traviseden95]

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This Friday, April 25, 2025
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