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Crazy Caption Photo No.200: "KJ-Five-O"

(pictured: KJ-52; Source: KJ's Instagram Feed, @kj52instagram)
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"Officer, I promise it's pronounced 5-2!" [Andrew]

KJ-Five-O [Moniker, JRams1188]

Apparently, performing "You'll Never Take Me Down" at the local police station will get you arrested. [DJ Skillz]

"Honestly, Officer, I'm not actually dangerous; it was just a song!!" [weashuman97]

"Freeze! That set was so good it's illegal." [Digital edge]

"You have the right to--- Oooh! A camera!" [Ben]

This is what happens when you try to return year-old pants at Wal-Mart [foxrock66]

One more line added to his rap sheet. [IsHereForNow]

He's going to cell number 52. [Andy]

"All I wanted was a Coke and a fry and a cheeseburger-- no, the COCA-COLA kind of coke!" [Muffin]

"Right... so... I can only let him go if he gives us all an autograph right?" [Rick Nike]

5-0 apprehended 5-2! [MadSkillzLikesSka]

"Okay, officer...I will stop writing songs about Eminem!!" [Jeff]

The police force had been rather arrest-happy since the Chief unveiled his "Donuts For Detainments" Initiative. [hanoveraustin]

"I already told you officer, it's FIVETWEEZY!" Officer: "Shut up Fifty-Two, and smile." [C-Los]

KJail-52 [Kingsley]

52 to Life [Jamie]

5-2, 5-2, what ya gonna do? What ya gonna do when they come for you? [auddenton] *winner*

Tweezy gone bad. [Riley]

"Do yo thang" behind bars! [Avery]

"You're gonna be a plain white rapper in a police car tonight..." [traviseden95]

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Music Out This Week


This Monday, March 9, 2026
ALBUMS
DPB Undefeated [MTS]

This Friday, March 13, 2026
ALBUMS
Pat Barrett Break Open (Live) [Capitol CMG]
NCS Collective Nothing But the Name (independent)
Tomb Slayer Radiance: A Modern Hymns Project [Tomb Slayer]
Phil Wickham Song of the Saints (Deluxe) [Fair Trade]


SINGLES
Garett and Kate Serban Sing Of Your Love (Live) - Single [Bethel]
GLADDEN Love Came Down - Single [DREAM]
Grace Graber Oceans - Single (independent)
Jay-Way Bank On It (feat. KB) - Single [Curb]
Kingsmen Is That The Old Ship Zion - Single [Horizon]
Chandler Letner Patiently - Single [DREAM]
John Long Boxes - Single [Ocean House]
Love & The Outcome Sparrow - Single [Integrated Music Rights]
Jake MacAdam The Father's Plan - Single [Ocean House]
Myles Maestro ...Ain't For the Saints - Single [Syntax]
Kevi Morse After All - Single [Syntax]
Warren Peay Learn Something Old - Single [Integrity]
Poets & Prophets Make Room - Single [Fair Trade]
Tommee Profitt There Is Power (feat. CROWDER) - Single [Capitol CMG]
The Rogers Family A Place to Spend the Night - Single [Horizon]
Seph Schlueter Valley of Worship - Single [Provident/Sony]
Scout and the Saints Dancin' on My Grave - Single (independent)
Stand41TrueGod Wilderness - Single (independent)
Terrian Testimony (feat. CeCe Winans) - Single [Gotee]

Next Friday, March 20, 2026
ALBUMS
The Caballerials Waxed Curbs & Suburbs - EP [Small Step]
Tommy Royale ChurchBoy [Capitol CMG]

SINGLES
Freedom Church The Church - Single [DREAM Worship]
Hillside Recording A Savior Who Cares - Single [Ocean House]
Hulvey DAVE - Single [Reach]

VINYL
Seph Schlueter Counting My Blessings Vinyl [Provident/Sony]
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