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Crazy Caption Photo No.026: "Relient Klondike"

(pictured: Brian Pittman of Relient K)
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"This is Fox News with a weather report." "Yes, it is very cold up in the north pole. So far no dangers around here. Back to you Cathy." [Shadow]

How far would YOU go for a Klondike bar? [ashely]

"Huh, Scoob? You mean he's standing behind me? Zoiks!!" [Tim]

"This is my brother John. He can be a real bear in the mornings..." [Matty B]

"If you don't move he cant see you right?" "NO! Dude, that was the T-Rex in Jurassic Park!! RUN!" [Clare]

Either Brian has to find a new cologne besides "Fish of the Arctic," or Relient K will have to find a new bassist. [the nate w.]

"Yep, from up here it looks like early hair loss." [ak jesus freak]

Good idea: taking your pet polar bear for a walk. Bad idea: taking your pet polar bear for a walk in a china & glassware store. [Elyse D.]

"Find a happy place! Find a happy place!" [Cheezie_sheep]

"Put away your camera and run you fool!!" [Phreako]

Despite there bad image, polar bears make wonderful pets. [Jonathan]

"...I fought him with my bare hands until he begged for mercy and... he's right behind me, isn't he?" [analog]

"Brian, where did you find that awesome backpack?!" [ Jesuschick143]

Famous Last Words: "No, no, it's just a stuffed bear, really." [jeni]

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Tim won a copy of the full prerelease for the compilation, Smash-Ups

 

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This Friday, May 22, 2026
ALBUMS
Jason Dunn Formerly Known As... (independent)
Grand Motel untitled (independent)
Philippa Hanna Magnificent [Integrity]
Jenn Johnson Happy [Bethel]
Under the Myrtles The Curse is Broken - EP (independent)
Rusty Vining & His Friends Already / Not Yet (independent)

SINGLES
CCV Music He's Working (Everything for Good) - Single [Harmony Group]
J. Solo In the Good & Bad ft. Boannski - Single [Syntax]
Kamban No Chainmail (Freestyle) - Single [Syntax]
Myles Maestro LONELY SOUL - Single [Syntax]
Darius Mullin Tombstone Blues ft. Paper Watch - Single (independent)
outr.cty, Zippy, OnBeatMusic CHEESIN' - Single [Syntax]
Razzie, TUVÍ, & Baruch WEWHOOPINHELL - Single [Syntax]
Wavorly EXILE - Single (independent)
Ayiesha Woods No Rock (feat. Mr. Talkbox) - Single (independent)

Next Tuesday, May 26, 2026
SINGLES
Stryper I'm Alright, (I'm Okay) - Single [Frontiers]

Next Friday, May 29, 2026
ALBUMS
Benjamin William Hastings x Aodhán King Happy To Be Here [Anotherland/Capitol CMG]
Heartbound Lamentations (independent)
Narnia X [Sound Pollution]
Skye Peterson Through Line (independent)
Mike Rogers Mike Rogers [Gaither]
Tenroc God Is A Person [Provident]
Various Artists To Hell with the Devil - A 40th Anniversary Salute [Roxx]

SINGLES
Abandoned Pools Einstein's Space and Van Gogh's Sky - Single (independent)
KNGDM REVIVAL Psalm 44 - Single [Dream]
Hillside Recording Every Morning - Single [Ocean House]
Matthew Plante Like You Do - Single [Dream]
Charles Weems I Will Follow - Single [Provident]

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