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Crazy Caption Photo No.034: "Tooth Display"

(pictured: Chris Thomas of The Elms - photo from ccmmagazine.com)
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Chris Thomas is proud to be cavity free! [truthrebel]

"This is what I got for winning Lloyd's Crazy Captions Contest!" [SquidKing]

"Crest! - The Fresh Maker!" [Laura]

9 out of 10 Christian drummers choose Crest. [brandon v.]

"I don't think this is Crest! Why does it smell an awful lot like Preperation H?" [joy]

"Those tricksey, false Hobbitses will not take my Crest toothpaste... my precious!" [Arwen of Rivendell]

"Man, this astronaut food tastes kinda funny!" [Stephanie O]

"Who says the sparkly Crest is for kids?" [Nic04]

...and all of the sudden, he realized that he had accidentally grabbed the new flavor tester- Pistachio Beef. [Kat]

Chris was a little startled when he found that KJ-52's song "Ya Bref Stank" was about him. [haley]

"Tooth and Nail records!? No, think of another..." [SmoothSteve]

"That's right.... not only can you have fresh, clean teeth, but now, Crest has teamed up with Rogaine to give you hair like this!" [Cupcake]

Little did he know it was actually laxative. [Your luv nvr changes]

This Weeks Winner
SmoothSteve won a copy of Side Walk Slam's brand new record ...And We Drive

 

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.Jimmy Fortune Announces New Album, "God and Country"
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.Shane Schauer Named 16th Annual Christian Songwriter of the Year
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.Jekalyn Carr Releases "I See Miracles" to Gospel Radio
  Mon, 22 Apr 2019 11:50:00 EST
.Facedown Records' Comrades Announces New Album, Lead Single
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.Tori Harper Releases "Revival" Today, Joins Prayer Movement
  Fri, 19 Apr 2019 11:45:00 EST
."Father's Love" Single From Influencers Available Today On Good Friday
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Music Out This Week

This Friday, April 26
Jared Anderson Keep Your Eyes on Jesus - Single (independent)
For All Seasons Just For Today - Single [Centricity]
Jason Gray I'm Gonna Let It Go - Single [Centricity]
Hillsong UNITED People [Hillsong]
Mallary Hope Out of My Hands [Word/Curb]
Sarah Kroger Bloom [Integrity]
Starflyer 59 Young In My Head [Tooth & Nail]


Next Friday, May 3
29:11 Worship Marble & Mortar 2 [DREAM]
Apollo LTD Misfits - Single [Centricity]
Jonathan Cain More Like Jesus [The Fuel]
LIFE.CHURCH WORSHIP Death of Death [DREAM]
Woodlands Worship Live [Syntax Creative]


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