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Crazy Caption Photo No.034: "Tooth Display"

(pictured: Chris Thomas of The Elms - photo from ccmmagazine.com)
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Chris Thomas is proud to be cavity free! [truthrebel]

"This is what I got for winning Lloyd's Crazy Captions Contest!" [SquidKing]

"Crest! - The Fresh Maker!" [Laura]

9 out of 10 Christian drummers choose Crest. [brandon v.]

"I don't think this is Crest! Why does it smell an awful lot like Preperation H?" [joy]

"Those tricksey, false Hobbitses will not take my Crest toothpaste... my precious!" [Arwen of Rivendell]

"Man, this astronaut food tastes kinda funny!" [Stephanie O]

"Who says the sparkly Crest is for kids?" [Nic04]

...and all of the sudden, he realized that he had accidentally grabbed the new flavor tester- Pistachio Beef. [Kat]

Chris was a little startled when he found that KJ-52's song "Ya Bref Stank" was about him. [haley]

"Tooth and Nail records!? No, think of another..." [SmoothSteve]

"That's right.... not only can you have fresh, clean teeth, but now, Crest has teamed up with Rogaine to give you hair like this!" [Cupcake]

Little did he know it was actually laxative. [Your luv nvr changes]

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SmoothSteve won a copy of Side Walk Slam's brand new record ...And We Drive

 

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This Friday, July 4, 2025
ALBUMS
Chad Cory America [DREAM]
William Murphy Payback (Live) [Motown Gospel]
Tenielle Neda The Way Of Love [Wings]

SINGLES
AyeTJ Nothing Else - Single [Syntax]
Nick Betzing Plead for Me Remix (ft. 1K Phew and Aha Gazelle) - Single [Syntax]
Christian Back Now - Single [DREAM]
Ryan Ellis More Than Enough (feat. Lee Vasi) - Single [Provident]
Illbrio Feel This - Single (independent)
KDNS Eternity - Single [Syntax]
Prodi Da Prodigal Bibles & Blickys (ft. Selah the Corner & Da Commissioner) - Single [Syntax]
Keith Reign Offering Of Praise - Single (independent)
Remedy Drive I Don't Belong to You (Reimagined) - Single (independent)
SNT. VINCENT Garden - Single [Syntax]
Zippy, OnBeatMusic, QEW Kapow - Single [Syntax]

Next Friday, July 11, 2025
ALBUMS
Hammock Nevertheless (independent)
Jeremy Rosado The Waiting Room [Capitol CMG]
Seph Schlueter Counting My Blessings [Provident]
Stars Go Dim Roses [Curb]

SINGLES
Amy Jay Can't Go Back - Single (independent)
Jamie MacDonald Desperate (feat. Lauren Daigle) - Single [Capitol CMG]
Joel Vaughn Get Over It - Single [DREAM]
Phil Wickham Song of the Saints - Single [Fair Trade]

VINYL
The Swirling Eddies Let's Spin! Vinyl [Girder]
The Swirling Eddies Outdoor Elvis Vinyl [Girder]
The Swirling Eddies Zoom Daddy Vinyl [Girder]
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