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Crazy Caption Photo No.034: "Tooth Display"

(pictured: Chris Thomas of The Elms - photo from ccmmagazine.com)
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Chris Thomas is proud to be cavity free! [truthrebel]

"This is what I got for winning Lloyd's Crazy Captions Contest!" [SquidKing]

"Crest! - The Fresh Maker!" [Laura]

9 out of 10 Christian drummers choose Crest. [brandon v.]

"I don't think this is Crest! Why does it smell an awful lot like Preperation H?" [joy]

"Those tricksey, false Hobbitses will not take my Crest toothpaste... my precious!" [Arwen of Rivendell]

"Man, this astronaut food tastes kinda funny!" [Stephanie O]

"Who says the sparkly Crest is for kids?" [Nic04]

...and all of the sudden, he realized that he had accidentally grabbed the new flavor tester- Pistachio Beef. [Kat]

Chris was a little startled when he found that KJ-52's song "Ya Bref Stank" was about him. [haley]

"Tooth and Nail records!? No, think of another..." [SmoothSteve]

"That's right.... not only can you have fresh, clean teeth, but now, Crest has teamed up with Rogaine to give you hair like this!" [Cupcake]

Little did he know it was actually laxative. [Your luv nvr changes]

This Weeks Winner
SmoothSteve won a copy of Side Walk Slam's brand new record ...And We Drive

 

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This Friday, August 22, 2025
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Lecrae Reconstruction [Reach]
Lizzie Morgan Not My Will [Provident]
Josiah Queen MT. ZION [Capitol CMG]

SINGLES
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Dex the nerd who loves Jesus GRACE - Single [Syntax]
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Dust and Grace Hallelujah - Single [MTS]
Good Weather Forecast Today (feat. Elijah Thomas) - Single [DREAM]
J.Solo Fair Warning ft. Knaladeus - Single [Syntax]
Mainstream Worship Invitation - Single [DREAM Worship]
Polished Arrow Bitter Waters - Single [Polished Arrow]
R.kitect, RJ Payne, m1L Lion King - Single [Syntax]
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V1 Worship Been So Faithful - Single [DREAM Worship]

Next Friday, August 29, 2025
ALBUMS
Jenn Chenoweth Out To Get Me - EP (independent)
Paul and Hannah McClure After Your Heart (Live) [Bethel]

SINGLES
Ashes Awaken A Better Way - Single [MTS]
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