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Crazy Caption Photo No.034: "Tooth Display"

(pictured: Chris Thomas of The Elms - photo from ccmmagazine.com)
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Chris Thomas is proud to be cavity free! [truthrebel]

"This is what I got for winning Lloyd's Crazy Captions Contest!" [SquidKing]

"Crest! - The Fresh Maker!" [Laura]

9 out of 10 Christian drummers choose Crest. [brandon v.]

"I don't think this is Crest! Why does it smell an awful lot like Preperation H?" [joy]

"Those tricksey, false Hobbitses will not take my Crest toothpaste... my precious!" [Arwen of Rivendell]

"Man, this astronaut food tastes kinda funny!" [Stephanie O]

"Who says the sparkly Crest is for kids?" [Nic04]

...and all of the sudden, he realized that he had accidentally grabbed the new flavor tester- Pistachio Beef. [Kat]

Chris was a little startled when he found that KJ-52's song "Ya Bref Stank" was about him. [haley]

"Tooth and Nail records!? No, think of another..." [SmoothSteve]

"That's right.... not only can you have fresh, clean teeth, but now, Crest has teamed up with Rogaine to give you hair like this!" [Cupcake]

Little did he know it was actually laxative. [Your luv nvr changes]

This Weeks Winner
SmoothSteve won a copy of Side Walk Slam's brand new record ...And We Drive

 

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This Friday, January 9, 2026
ALBUMS
Vince Gill 50 Years From Home: Brown's Diner Bar [MCA Nashville]
Inborn Tendency Let There Be Sin [Charon Collective]

SINGLES
Cutright, JusRzd Duck Tales - Single [Syntax]
EJ Swavv, Jeff Knox, NandoSTL Deja Vu (Remix) - Single [Syntax]
Elevation Rhythm, Lizzie Morgan Thank God I'm Free - Single [Provident]
Faith Worship Arts Something Incredible (Live) - Single [DREAM]
Freedom Church Blood Is Greater - Single [DREAM]
Gethsemane Instrumental Winter Rest - Single [Ocean House]
GLADDEN Good In My Soul - Single [DREAM]
Good Weather Forecast lows2highs (feat. gio.) - Single [DREAM]
Illustrate The Sound - Single (independent)
Brandon Lake When A Cowboy Prays (with Cody Johnson) - Single [Provident]
Gabrielle Lovelace You Can't Put God in a Box - Single [Old Bear]
Mountains in the Sea Not By Might - Single [DREAM]
Jeannie Ortega With Me - Single [Syntax]
Matthew West Good - Single [Provident]
CeCe Winans For Your Glory - Single [Capitol CMG]

Next Friday, January 16, 2026
SINGLES
Ian Austin, Isaiah William Front Porch Wisdom - Single [Ocean House]
Life.Church Worship Digno De Alabar - Single [Ocean House]
Jake MacAdam echoes - Single [Ocean House]
Remnant House GO! - Single [Ocean House]
Phil Wickham, Crowder It Really is Amazing Grace - Single [Fair Trade]
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